Thursday, October 30th 2008
Suri Is Not Amused
Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.
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WOOHOOOOO! POO TALK!
Does this child have no other shoes?! WTF?
And thanks for the Peter Pan link. I'm gonna have nightmares now.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I...like Katie's purse. There, I said something nice.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 7:41pm.
That child has the same evil glare in that photo that Damien had in the orig. Omen! I am now frightened and feel very uneasy.
I'm getting the same vibes. People that offend her might suddenly start disappearing.
Whatever Suri wants, Suri gets.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
THERE AIN'T NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH TOM CRUISE. HE'S A FREAK JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. HE JUST HAS A DIFFERENT WAY OF SHOWING IT. LEAVE HIM ALONE.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
.. so we don't all get a shot of Suri poo oozing out the sides of her big girl Pampers.
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thanks, Sandbitch. Dear L'ord. The end IS near!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Why don't they at least let the kid wear socks or tights? I personally hate clammy bare feet inside of shoes. I don't know how these Hollywood broads do it.
Peter Pan guy for hot slut of the day!
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 7:41pm.
That child has the same evil glare in that photo that Damien had in the orig. Omen! I am now frightened and feel very uneasy.
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oh, shit, if i ever see a Rottweiller (spelling?) following her ass... i shall prepare myself for the end of days.(that means, i'd go to a Diddy party and eat all the brownies!)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
It's a chastity blanket y'all. Suri is still wearing diapers.
They ALWAYS put the blanket around her *before* they pick her up so we don't all get a shot of Suri poo oozing out the sides of her big girl Pampers.
If'n this kid had a 'normal' existence, she wouldn't need picking up so often to cut through paparazzi. She could walk at her own pace and learn to pee in restrooms like normal folk. Or have a wee accident on the way.
That Peter Pan person is my new hero. On topic- orange? Just before Halloween? Tacky, darling, plain tacky.
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Think happy thoughts!
The Peter Pan guy made my day. The blue outfit was hilarious. Especially the pic with the rear view. Nice cheeks!
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
Is Katie actually wearing an orange muu muu - as in a *Golden Girls* muu muu???? She looks like she's hiding the Prussian army under there. Initially I thought Suri was draped in a huge swath of orange fabric because I couldn't believe that all that she-bulk under the orange was Katie. And that coat! I blame scientology for this.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
The Scientology slave and her alien baby
That child has the same evil glare in that photo that Damien had in the orig. Omen! I am now frightened and feel very uneasy.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Could we please discuss what a "hunceback" is?
I think it's the same as a Dike. :)
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Mel! come on! if you're gonna talk to Jim, remember to do it IN ALL CAPS CAUSE THATS HOW HE ROLLS HELL YEAH.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Holy shit this Peter Pan dude is hilarious!!! I especially love the every day wear at the bottom of the page if you click on go back... LOL
Agree MAD. It's too cold for that girl to be running around without a coat and from the looks of her pink nose and cheeks, she's cold. But Katebot doesn't want anything to get in the way of Suri's pretty, expensive, designer dress. She has to show off what a mini fashion icon Suri is *rolls eyes*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by TheStraightMan on October 30, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Matching dresses.
Are you kidding me? Are they Mormon?
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oh, don't be silly! they're robots! didn't you know Tommy Girl has a thing for "Mommy & Me" robots? they're so cute!*pukes*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Could we please discuss what a "hunceback" is?
I think it's the same as a Dike. :)
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hey yioooo - I thought the dress was really long too - but it turns out the long part is KATE'S DRESS!! didn't notice at first... and why should I?? duh... dressing like your toddler??
Its NYC - shouldn't the BABY have a coat on??? I'm not up for taking her binky away though - my baby was born a week prior to Suri and still needs his (although he now tells me quite eloquently that it is a 'blanket' and not a binky Mummy') - I digress. On with the binky - AND ON WITH WINTER CLOTHING!!!
If Britney went out with her two and no coats on she'd be investigated. CPS too scared to be zapped by scientologists I guess.
With all that money and they won't put a coat on her I don't care if she wants to wear one or not it is pretty much November and I know it is cold in NYC.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
hahaha. I forgot about Lord Fauntleroy. LMAO
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 7:32pm.
It seems like only yesterday that Katie and Tom were whizzing around us on a motorbike, sporting pash rashes.
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Hahahahaha re *pash rashes*. Haven't heard that in a loooong time. Fun getting them tho'
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Why is the dress so long???? Are they triying to make Suri look like a robot whit that haircut?Kate needs to wear makeup because when she doesn't she looks like a cast off of Dawn of the dead.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I think they actually look cute in the matching clothes.Suri is so pretty but she is obviously cold by her red nose.They should put a coat on her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It seems like only yesterday that Katie and Tom were whizzing around us on a motorbike, sporting pash rashes.
Well. That romance was certainly short and sweet.
Mrs Cruise Mk III. Built for comfort, not for speed.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on October 30, 2008 - 7:07pm.
I freaking love Peter Pan's site, saw it the first time a few years ago. Please, do yourself a favor and peruse through more of his pics. I read about 6 mos ago that he got engaged. Yes, to a woman.
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That's a sex film I never want to see.
Are we doing cat avatars again today? Why am I not getting the memos?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
A woman who used to work with my mom was in her 30s, had a 7 yr old daughter, and she used to dress EXACTLY like this little girl. I mean, she'd have pigtails in her hair with bows on the end like her daughter, she wore matching Mary Janes, etc. This bitch was a nut. Katie reminds me of her.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
It's really worth checking out the embedded link. be sure to click 'go back' to get to his main page with more outfits.
easter... i can't get past easter.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Call CPS!! What is a toddler doing outside all the time without a coat!!!!
Matching dresses.
Are you kidding me? Are they Mormon?
Matching outfits? Come on- you're taking the piss now.
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Think happy thoughts!
WHY do TommyGirl and/or Katie insist on parading Suri around constantly? Surely they can afford a nanny (au pair) to look after her when they're working, or doing photo-ops. Or perhaps there's someone from the Scientology cult to babysit?? That little girl should be left at home to play and not be continually put in front of a camera.
Pumpkin head hair cut pumpkin dress. Perfect. They're pretending to go to a halloween party for Suri's sake since we all know they make Suri play alone or with her Thetans.
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Submitted by City Barbie on October 30, 2008 - 7:09pm.
How long are they going to carry Suri around in a blanket?
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Um, City Barbie, Suri is a "strong woman" Okaaaay? SHE will make the decision regarding said blanket as the independent minded 3 y/o "woman" she is....
I do have a feeling that little bitch is going to grow up to have an AWESOME collection of pashmina wraps!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What a great costume that would have been! Somebody do it!
How long are they going to carry Suri around in a blanket?
Dude in the link pix has been scarfing up Diddy's brownies, yo.
Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Could we please discuss what a "hunceback" is?
You been in da brownies too big boy?
Pfötchenstellung!
I freaking love Peter Pan's site, saw it the first time a few years ago. Please, do yourself a favor and peruse through more of his pics. I read about 6 mos ago that he got engaged. Yes, to a woman.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
same shoes.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
OMFG! @ those pictures in the link!
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KATIES'S COSTUME ROCKS..SHE NAILED THE 60 YEAR OLD DIKE LOOK A LIKE WITH THE GRANNY HAIR, HUNCEBACK AND FUCKING UGLY ASS OLD LADY FACE..WE HAVE A WINNER!!