Thursday, October 30th 2008
Suri Is Not Amused
Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 9:02pm.
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Say what???? What's been goin' on? Who been fightin' who? Who my baby daddy?....Can't we all just get along?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
IG!!
I said that same thing on a previous thread where Suri was not wearing a coat and Katie was all bundled up.
Ya know what I got?
CRICKETS!!!!!
Mmmmm, maybe I need to get new writers?
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by luckycharms on October 30, 2008 - 8:53pm.
@Chicaloca....You haven't done anything wrong. Don't see at all why anyone should be ganging up on you. I've had that happen to me for no reason. Just ignore, it will pass.
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Luckycharms,
It amuse me that these "grown" women have time for this. I am not one to give up a fight, but certain things are not even worth it. Especially when you know what the agenda behind it is. These people are so transparent. I won't even bother.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:55pm.
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No offense, but I've been here for a lot longer than you so I know what kind of site this is. And while people have been known to go off on resident pains in the asses, it's NOTHING compared to the petty ish that's been going on the last couple of weeks.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Look! Someone made a nice video about Suri...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyK1LIMFLQ
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RIMADYL KILLS
LOL @ islandgirl!
And DOT: good looking out ;-) I feel the same way.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Why can't we all just love each other up?
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Amen, to dat!
*saunters up slowly to all the dlisters, whispers sweet everythings in all ears willing to hear sweet nothings with a bit of unintentional spittle involved, strips down to my nawty dlisted knickers/combat boot outfit and blinks long-eyelashed eyes at all with come hither expressions...(all innocent of course).
Honestly, I prefer juicy love dlisted to angry hatin' dlisted but that's prolly just me. *pout*
When Suri is old enough to take shit into her own hands, you can bet your arse that she'll write a book/escape/become anti-hollywood OR continue down the twisted shit she's been indoctrinated in/fear her handlers forever and die afraid for her life.
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:56pm.
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Me and you are fighting?
I am not all caps,Homie.
I'm a ♥er not a farter..erm I mean fighter!☺
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
I think the reason Suri won't wear a coat is because she is such an 'amazing woman'. An amazing woman that is evidently going through menopause and having hot flashes.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Tits is the true daddy of this avie.
We be going to have an avie adoption day on dlisted soon. There will be lots of celebrity crotch fruit up for grabs. Plenty of carrot top ones going real cheap.
damn.. i feel really bad for this kid. between her parents and the media , she just won't be left alone. Or maybe she is being left too alone in her apartment sized playroom.
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/tom---038--katie-use-an-entire...
Either way , not good.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 30, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 30, 2008 - 8:27pm.
You are every funny, You wasn't even a member for more that a few days before you started commenting on the things "certain members" said, as if you wasn't new at all. Now I didn't know I was in a popularity contest to see how many people responded to what I wrote. Silly me here I was thinking I was writing what I felt just like everyone else.
If you can give advise on what I should do then why don't you take that advise and ignore me and mind your own business. You are not fooling anyone sweetie, becareful on how you pick your battles.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
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Reading the reply you composed makes me wonder about something else now.
English isn't your 'mother tongue' is it?
If it isn't and your replies, content, grammar and spelling are merely gross misunderstandings or a reflection of your limited grasp of the vagarities of the English language (which can be trying for all of us!) or a reflection on your ability to discern what constitutes appropriate social behavior due to a cultural gap, I do apologize wholeheartedly.
If English is your first language, well... then you're just an ass.
Katie has cankles.
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
I'm really nosy but lazy as well.What the fruck are y'all fighting about?
Are you fighting??☺
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
@Chicaloca....You haven't done anything wrong. Don't see at all why anyone should be ganging up on you. I've had that happen to me for no reason. Just ignore, it will pass.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Are you training for a marathon dottay?
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Sandy, I YAM but I fear I may slip on some punkin' guts soon if I don't slow down a bit. :\ Love your AVIE rotfl! PERFECT.
Submitted by Larilee on October 30, 2008 - 8:42pm.
You KNOW that frigid little girl wishes people into the cornfield all the time.
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Larilee! Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHH! You right, girl! Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo (trying unsuccessfully to do the twilight zone intro muzak).
Dot--your undulating posterior is my very fave, period.
Sandbitch--ur the funniest ho here.
Family tree like a stump. Luvs it!!
Pfötchenstellung!
Why can't we all just love each other up?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
You KNOW that frigid little girl wishes people into the cornfield all the time.
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 30, 2008 - 8:27pm.
You are every funny, You wasn't even a member for more that a few days before you started commenting on the things "certain members" said, as if you wasn't new at all. Now I didn't know I was in a popularity contest to see how many people responded to what I wrote. Silly me here I was thinking I was writing what I felt just like everyone else.
If you can give advise on what I should do then why don't you take that advise and ignore me and mind your own business. You are not fooling anyone sweetie, becareful on how you pick your battles.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by . on October 30, 2008 - 8:31pm.
DOT!! I've so much missed you, you little punctuation permutation. Welcome home where you belong.
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You have? Huh? *looky left* -pause- *looky right* Whah? ((HUG)) TY, hon! :D I try to get my big, undulating, flabby butt here when I can. ;)
Suri and Zahara in a ring. Sure, it looks like cookie pilfering Z would total Suri in a heartbeat but don't forget Suri has the robot lazer beams.
Are you training for a marathon dottay?
Report_Abuse,
Off-Topic but...
That is ONE sexay sharpie you got goin' on there...
I dare ya to take your lid off!
Suri in a sari.
Sari (sorry), but it looks like the fabric they use for fancy saris. Which I LOVE, by the way. I used to work for an huge bank, and there was an Indian woman who was a department head in the back office and she wore saris every day, and I thought it was so cool that she did, instead of wearing the boring shit everyone else wore. Although I never did see such a poorly dressed bunch at a a major corporation before. But if you're sitting in a cubicle all day, doing back office stuff, not seeing clients, I guess it's fine.
But I digress.
Submitted by . on October 30, 2008 - 8:31pm.
DOT!! I've so much missed you, you little punctuation permutation. Welcome home where you belong.
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xo
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 30, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Thank you. I love you.
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Me too. My Hero!
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I think it's the lighting. If you look at the kids head she has the same 'grey' hair.
Oooh wait!... nah.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 30, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Thank you. I love you.
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 30, 2008 - 8:27pm.
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It needed to be said. Thank you.
Now can you address CPG and her unceasing inanity?
Pfötchenstellung!
Queen LaSuri obviously must HATE wearing coats and since she's da boss she gets to do whatevertf she wants... The brat is wearing thin on me.
Is that bad day-lighting or is Katie going gray?
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 30, 2008 - 8:10pm.
This kid is so adorable!
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You have a grand total of 45 ALL CAPS words in your signature.
Yet your comment on this story consists of a mere 5 little words.
I'm wondering about a few things in your signature (as that seems to be what you're really here to transmit). Do people assume you are hispanic so often that you feel the need to reply to them in ALL CAPS every single time you post a reply to a story?
Also if you don't like the replies you get to your posts, why don't YOU ignore them instead of coming on strong to people and slapping them in the face before you've even met them?
Thank you.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 30, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Let's take up a collection! Donate at BuySuriACoat.com.
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that's a great idea! mm.. why don't all you sluts wire ME the money and i'll make sure Whatsherface gets her shoes, er, blankie...well..yeah, that thing she needs.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 30, 2008 - 7:52pm.
WOOHOOOOO! POO TALK!
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Who said poo?...Looking in litter box for proper DListed poo kitten...meow....
O/T
The reason why this lil' snot nose does not wear a coat is cuz the cult thinks kids are 'tiny adults' and lots of kids don't like to wear coats, so instead of being a PARENT to a CHILD and INSISTING, these dumbfucks negotiate with this future narcissist/psychopath to make sure SHE makes her own decisions which are "have a blanket ready for me and carry me around when I get cold"....Yeah, Suri is cute now, but wait until that bitch grows up...WHAT A CUNT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 8:07pm.
But then again, can I help it if safety cone orange is my colour?
So long as you are not matchy match with TITS Jr I shall give you a pass.
I feel sorry for these two. That poor woman is aging in dog years and that baby is so sweet but doomed. And cold I should think.
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Think happy thoughts!
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 30, 2008 - 8:04pm.
This kid is like the cutest and most beautiful baby out there in Hollywood...or even from around me in real life. I mean could Suri be any cuter and prettier? She is golden.
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Same colour as her shit.
Do robot children shit?
Orange you glad you can't see my diaper?
Pfötchenstellung!
This kid is so adorable!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by MuffinAmy on October 30, 2008 - 7:07pm.
"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
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Even more than Peter Pan, I love me some "Raising
Arizona."
Check it: "Boy, you got a panty on yore head."
xo
Pfötchenstellung!
She is a fucking BAAAABY...babies MAKE FACES and throw with food and scream and throw tantrums and hit you in the face and spit and bite. Accept it and move on...!!
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by lizzieb on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
That Peter Pan person is my new hero. On topic- orange? Just before Halloween? Tacky, darling, plain tacky.
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eek!
I'm guilty of that.
But then again, can I help it if safety cone orange is my colour?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Maybe someone could put her name in with the charity that provides winter coats for kids at Christmas, and then the child might finally have one to wear. God bless us everyone!
This kid is like the cutest and most beautiful baby out there in Hollywood...or even from around me in real life. I mean could Suri be any cuter and prettier? She is golden.
Unlike Shiloh, who just is fugly man, even though everyone said she would turn out to be the perfect specimen of a human being given her gene pools. But Suri, she is just adorable.
Stop dissing her folks. If you wanna diss ugly, target one of Jolie's puppies (except for Maddox - he is the only one there to seem to have any kind of personality)
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Suri got that *I got shit stuck to my bum* look on her face.
PICK ME UP AND MAKE IT QUICK, BITCH.
And still no coat on that kid. What kind of monster wears a coat and does not put one on her child!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Submitted by Big L on October 30, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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Yes it is a good thing he got out because insanity is hereditary.
My mother and some other co-workers tried to get her to stop dressing like that little girl (her daughter was clearly embarrassed) to no avail. Then to make things creepier, she started having an affair with their boss in his office in her babydoll dresses! Damn, that man was a closet pedo.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
@Manimal5-Wasn't Katie on crutches sometime within the last year? I bet Suri is starting to develop her powers, and with the right nanny and blood thirsty hell hounds at her side, there is no telling what is in store for her family, the church of scientology,( which is totally frowned upon by the church of satan)maybe the universe in general. My hope is that she puts her powers of evil to good use and stops the Feb. release of Valkyrie!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 30, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Let's take up a collection! Donate at BuySuriACoat.com.
Good idea but Suri is wearing the cloak of invinceability. As long as she is wearing it, she's safe. It's even bulletproof, so I heard.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I want to slap Katie for not giving Suri a coat. Stupid blanket.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
They ALWAYS put the blanket around her *before* they pick her up so we don't all get a shot of Suri poo oozing out the sides of her big girl Pampers.
On that note, I am going to bed. If I have nightmares I shall hold you personally responsible. I bet you are right tho, don't CO$ babies stay in nappies for ages? I suppose getting used to being up to your eyes in shit might come in handy.
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Think happy thoughts!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 7:28pm
My Bro used to date a chick whose Auntie would dress EXACTLY like her Mother (the Granny), ALL the time!! We went to their house for Thanksgiving and they were dressed the same!! It was quite embarrasing when they would show up to our family functions...graduations and such....you sure could pick them out in a crowd. Thank GOD he dropped that skank.