Thursday, October 30th 2008
Suri Is Not Amused
Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.
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Is it just me or does the thought of MK wearing that outfit make anybody else a little moist in their no no areas? It's just me? Well damn you people, damn you all.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 30, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Mmmmmm salty ass green olives Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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sigh. I know! So suburbia of me. Also they're very good in potato salad.. with hard boiled eggs, radishes, celery and peppers.
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Submitted by patty cake on October 30, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Thats like a 400 dollar cut on her....lucky little girl..she will always have the best of the best..
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The stylist that can charge $400 for a frigging tupperware cut is likewise lucky.
Is it just me or have I never seen pix of Suri interact with other children?
www.myspace.com/tharightgirl4u <---CHECK OUT MY PAGE!
Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 9:19pm
YOU SLUT, YOU DUN STOLE MAH GAY BABY DADDY!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
TITS, when you see Snowblood, send her to my site. My name here.com, k? I want some great posters over there. Tired of deleting loserish comments. Of course, if YOU would visit, I'd be thrilled as well.
Submitted by . on October 30, 2008 - 9:22pm.
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If I was wearing panties,they would be wet!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Thats like a 400 dollar cut on her....lucky little girl..she will always have the best of the best... and she wont know the difference that she lives in a cult..its all good for her. She will live in a bubble..until it pops in her 20's and then who knows... but wow what a plush ride she will have til then.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Nite, devilgirl!
@ Mel-tang: LMAO! I was reading some of those comments about itchy ass and someone said they had pet hair in their ass - that's where the itching came from! WTF are you doing with pet hair in your ass crack?! LOL
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by . on October 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Will there be any over the knee spankings this time?
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Hmm. -Depends on if you're wearing thigh-highs, a dlisted hot slut FOREVER t-shirt and 7-inch lucite heels whilst donning a big plate of frozen fish-stickes in fishnets for Trick-Or-Treats to the Dlist-Trick-or-Treat-ers. :)
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Triscuit,
Would it be wrong of me to grab all you dlisters from behind, spin you all around, dance you like crazy till you sweat sexy beads of naughty down your backs and rock your worlds while I sing in husky tones that impenetrate your brain, "You will and so will I...it's gonna happen, I feel so high. So high on you so high on me just the way it outta be..."
Snowblood, I had no idea that sick kitten was such a skanky ho! I bet she gets really sick a lot.
Suribot has the best haircut
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 9:18pm.
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Mmmmmm salty ass green olives Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Mel, check out shockingtube.com & go up to the bar & click on channels. I'm not into scat but they have it all there
ps avoid the beasteality too, me.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 9:13pm.
She escaped...before I got the ransom money. FUCK.
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You need to work on your knots. Or just get some duct tape.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Thanks Queen. G'Nite all.
i don't know what to say it seems a little too cold for just a dress, but just the other day i've seen a vid on x17 of katie with Suri at the park and katie tries to put a sweater on suri and she just doesn't want. i guess she has that blanket...anyway she is a cutie.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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Hi ILLPUSSY!
haha
like that,I'm fucking creative.
ha ha haaaaa
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 30, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 9:04pm
Well, the Lion put in for a paternity suit today, did you think that cub was just "different"?
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Psssht...That "lion" you speak of was more like a lamb if I ain't bein' too subtle...SOFT...Yeah, no...Now, the cub is a bit "different",now that ya mention... silver haired, baby blue eyes, a bit of a Vanderbilt....GASP! HOLY ALI LOHAN HANGIN' OFF A '45 y/o STRIPTEASE PERSON' POLE!...My plot to drug/rape and impregnate myself with...er, I mean seduce... Andy Coop has WORKED....*hugging tiger cub"....I knew you were special....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well, if any of you ever have questions about poop, your ass, or anything related to the two, check out this website! I found it while looking up 'what to do about an itchy ass crack' (for a friend).
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/itchyasscrack.html
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Never!! Triscuit, you're my fave cracker of all time. The best snack in the world.
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I remember when triscuits first came out. I would dab them with ragu spaghetti sauce and a thin slice of cheddar cheese and put them in the oven. OR cheese and sliced green olives. That what high cuisine back then.
One step up from a slice of white bread slathered in cheez whiz under the broiler until it got all brown and bubbly. fuck that was good shit. Also good with olives on top.
Had some triscuits lately and they had fucking msg in them. rosemary olive oil brand or something.
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Dead Like Me - boom bah
devilgirl, you're cool! Everyone comes on here and vents personal stuff at times. Bad vibes only come when we start attacking each other. Other people are fair game :D
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Awwww, I think Suri is adorable. But what in tar-- I say what in tarnation is she wearing?!?! lol.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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Internet porn is highly entertaining. Luckily I was able to beat my addiction, but that was only after the shit made my computer crash.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Lind, it's not 'the kid' anymore than it was you or me as children. My parents called the shots and I slept well at night knowing I was properly cared for. You're right, Social Services needs to have a closer look!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:14pm.
I watch porn vid galleries when I'm really sick. sorry.
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Bitch then you don't know what sick really is. Physically sick I mean.
Man, I brought drama earlier in the week with my long story about my cat and loser boyfriend. I know it was a debbie downer and I apologize. I was just terribly bummed and had to vent. Hope I haven't contributed to the bad vibe, cuz that's why I come here, to get out of my funk!
Submitted by Lindalou on October 30, 2008 - 9:13pm
I've been pondering the same thing for months now. Now I'm wondering when they're going to figure out that a coat or jacket make it MUCH easier to carry a child than a blanket, but oh well.
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
No harm, Leona.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by MuffinAmy on October 30, 2008 - 7:07pm.
I freaking love Peter Pan's site, saw it the first time a few years ago. Please, do yourself a favor and peruse through more of his pics. I read about 6 mos ago that he got engaged. Yes, to a woman.
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im a lil worried for both of us that we knew that was peter pan :/
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
I watch porn vid galleries when I'm really sick. sorry.
Ok so I wont be the first one to wonder whats up with Suri not wearing a coat but, seriously, what is up with Suri not wearing a coat?
Is she a spoiled brat and when she refuses they allow it? Are they really so shallow that they think she looks cuter? There are some really adorable coats available.
She escaped...before I got the ransom money. FUCK.
publicdisgrace.com. OMG. New kink site I just found. Let's switch it up
I told my man that if he got publicdisgrace's 'dinner party' downloaded on a torrent site that I would worship him
I'm not gay by any means, but Princess Donna does something for me. Electrocute my twat at will!
Submitted by Triscuit on October 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:56pm.
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Me and you are fighting?
I am not all caps,Homie.
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Never!! Triscuit, you're my fave cracker of all time. The best snack in the world. <
@Queen: I'm sowwwy.
@Report_abuse---I luvs you and your super Sharpie.
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:08pm.
kissy kissy
Hi sicky - snowblood was here!! Well, maybe not this thread, but somewhere.
Remember to keep your black kitties inside for the next few days.
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Dead Like Me - boom bah
Aw, I like Chicaloca! She's different, and different is always cool. I like her. Lurve me some Sandbitch, too! *sings* Love is all we need...
Suri and Robowife, I love these two. And despise-hate their Tommy-owner and their religios owners. I can't WAIT 'til Suri grows up enough to break free of this madness - hoping she DOES do that, and not be all brainwashed like Connor and isabella very obviously are at this point. And I wish Katie would just hurry the fuck up and leave her fucking husband, already! Damn.
We need some good new gossip around here. Brit's not driving around in her pumpkin-mobile Mercedes anymore, Lindsay quit going berzerk on cocaine, Paris has become boring, everyone's boring lately. We need some new shit!!Come on, Katie, hurry up and get escandalous!!
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:08pm.
I FOUND SNOWBLOOD!
I have her...
How much you willing to pay?
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Dot--your undulating posterior is my very fave, period.
Sandbitch--ur the funniest ho here.
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I've just come over all warm and fuzzy...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 9:03pm.
IG!!
I said that same thing on a previous thread where Suri was not wearing a coat and Katie was all bundled up.
Ya know what I got?
CRICKETS!!!!!
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What creature were you hoping for?
Jack-rabbits?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Tits, hi hon. Love, love your postings.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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LOL, it's nothing major. It's just that lately people have been taking passive aggressive potshots at each other or having long ass "arguments" over nothing - it's really killing the vibe here. This place used to be hysterically funny and now there seems to be an undercurrent of drama always going on. That's not fun :(
And I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to go on Maury to find out who's the baby daddy.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I can't believe this! You know the paps freak out the kid yet you persist anyway, Katie. Just part of trying to convince us Tom isn't gay.
NEWSFLASH! We're all not dumb and as uneducated like you & Tom so you better stop because social services is watching like a hawk!
Not gonna be 'so cute' when SS steps in and takes this kid, is it?
And dress her for the cold, you self-centered, as-desperate-as-Nicole Kidman-hard-up-for-fame Plain Jane ASSHOLE!
Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 9:04pm
Well, the Lion put in for a paternity suit today, did you think that cub was just "different"?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by . on October 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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More sex talk!!!
I told you whores I was all horned up lately!♥
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Mrs. K., you did? Great minds or what?? ♥♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Chicaloca, drop your all caps avie is all we ask. We've read it often enough now and we get it.
Please.
We thank you in anticipation.
Edited to correct my mistake. Drop your all caps siggie! See? we all make mistakes.
Chicaloca, you just totally gave yourself away as HALA.
Mrs. K, you're a funny beesch! Don't worry :)
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Submitted by . on October 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Will there be any over the knee spankings this time?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah