Thursday, October 30th 2008
Suri Is Not Amused
Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by annie ominous on October 30, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Why doesn't she have a coat? Seriously. It's really starting to piss me off.
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Annie, it's about letting the child have free choice. Like the newborn baby human is born with full and complete knowledge of the universe. Take this flawed concept and apply it to *crossing a busy road* and see how far a 2 year old gets/survives.
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Hey now. Every situation has to be examined independently. A parent who lets their kid forgo the coat is not necessarily going to say "Ok, sure - go run in the road."
I don't know what goes on in THAT household but I know that it's a good idea to be a very strong supporter of certain ideas in lieu of being the boss of everything.
Just sayin'.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Suri *believes* Suri owns dis planet!
Suri needs Suri gets.
Suri wants Suri gets.
The universe is hers to command
And a new narcissist is born.
ps - angel_i ~ STONER
My issue is that she, SO obviously, hates the paps and they won't let THAT go. Maybe they let her do "everything she wants" because of all the just plain normal ass shit they WON'T give her.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by annie ominous on October 30, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Why doesn't she have a coat? Seriously. It's really starting to piss me off.
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Annie, it's about letting the child have free choice. Like the newborn baby human is born with full and complete knowledge of the universe. Take this flawed concept and apply it to *crossing a busy road* and see how far a 2 year old gets/survives.
foofie (not verified) -- 01.07.2006
I also have that itch in my asshole since late last year, I dunno but I just had it. It would be ok if its just an itch in the butt area, but the itch is really on the hole. It drives me nuts not to scratch that itch, and it feels good after it. The itch attack comes anytime of the day or night. I don't scratch it with my finger directly, I scratch it through my shorts or underwear brief in between gently until the itch goes away. When the laundry comes, my brief have poop traces. I wash my asshole thoroughly with a mild soap after pooping and bathing everytime. I just wash the external area of the anus so it's clean, scratching makes my finger go inside the hole about 1-3mm so it's natural to have poof traces after scratching through my underwear. If I could just wash my asshole up to the intestines, I will but that's impossible :-P. I just don't get it why is this happening to me. Having your laundry with a brief with poop traces is not so nice.
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Perhaps his ass is just not having him neglect it anymore. It doesn't make him gay! It just feels good!...If he took a butt plug to it I betcha he could go back to wearing clean underwear. Why, of all things, am I replying to this?, you may ask. Good question.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
didn't we all have the same ugly shoes and 80's bowl cut as children? shit, you guys
Why doesn't she have a coat? Seriously. It's really starting to piss me off.
SPEAKIT: green, clammy with webbed feet. Can't miss her.
Where the fuck is SPEAKIT. Ya hear me? SPEAKIT.
2c owes me back child support anyways.
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 10:54pm.
T'weren't me that made that avatar. I think it was 2cents aka 50cents cousin 10 times removed.
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OMFG - I think I got my avie baby daddies mixed up - it was 2C.
Don't tell 2C I been whoring around with TITS. I did agree with 2C that the kiddies were up for adoption, so that part is still cool. Fer sure 2C will notice the twins have been adopted, it was always our plan.
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Why is this child always wearing them godawful gold shoes without socks?
Blech.
Mr Anus just came home, got to go. See you in whenever.
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 10:54pm.
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I see. Well whoever made it is kickass.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
T'weren't me that made that avatar. I think it was 2cents aka 50cents cousin 10 times removed.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
So sorry ppl, technical difficulties...computer tourettes. Talk amongst yourselves...
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 10:48pm.
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It was about the awesome Zahara/Suri avie you made.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by luckycharms on October 30, 2008 - 10:45pm.
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LOL, I posted it off a site Mel-Tang hooked me on called PoopReport.com. Apparently these people have itchy ass syndrome and blog about it, lol. Some of this stuff is hysterical.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 10:03pm.
QC - TITS and I would be honoured for you to take them - no toe steppin assured. You are the first adoptive avie parent on dlisted and you have saved an entire village from land mines.
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i'm lost. i get dizzy reading back from the top with all the embedded replies.
what?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by twitle d on October 30, 2008 - 10:14pm.
hey babe can u call me ? i want to hear ur sexy voice
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Sure can, what's your number again?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 10:29pm.
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What the hell was that? Did someone post that anus rant on here? I'll have to print that out for my husband, it will be like his morning devotional. But seriously, where did that come from?
Grrrr! Kid needs to walk or be put in a stroll. This whole carrying her thing makes me so mad! Also, it's cold over there, a blanket will not keep her warm!
Your face!
foofie (not verified) -- 01.07.2006
I also have that itch in my asshole since late last year, I dunno but I just had it. It would be ok if its just an itch in the butt area, but the itch is really on the hole. It drives me nuts not to scratch that itch, and it feels good after it. The itch attack comes anytime of the day or night. I don't scratch it with my finger directly, I scratch it through my shorts or underwear brief in between gently until the itch goes away. When the laundry comes, my brief have poop traces. I wash my asshole thoroughly with a mild soap after pooping and bathing everytime. I just wash the external area of the anus so it's clean, scratching makes my finger go inside the hole about 1-3mm so it's natural to have poof traces after scratching through my underwear. If I could just wash my asshole up to the intestines, I will but that's impossible :-P. I just don't get it why is this happening to me. Having your laundry with a brief with poop traces is not so nice.
Sorry, more itchy ass postings! See luckycharms, aren't you glad your husband's anal (no pun intended)?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 10:24pm.
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Nice! You wanna do my taxes in April? :D I'm sure you can find a way to write off my daily Starbucks purchases.
Oh - Angel better give me chola brows in the video, too.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 10:15pm.
@ Sandy: Yes! But I only do ultra-private, tasteful, artistic black and white photos/videography - oh, and I expect to be paid $15 mill so I can donate it to charity.
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I'm sure Angel_i can meet that. She is a cashed up producer didn't you know? You don't have to donate it all to charity, only a small portion. Then you can claim it as a tax deduction. You can basically live tax free!
The child has one pair of shoes and no coat. They hardly let her walk anywhere and have only just recently taken her bottle away for a sippy cup (a child who's now 2.5 yrs old...I think I was bartending by this age). She's never seen around other children (not counting her "father") and she only speaks to dolls.
In any other situation, this child might be turned over to CPS. Considering her heritage, I'd call it mandatory.
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Some people just get to be shiny.
@ Sandy: Yes! But I only do ultra-private, tasteful, artistic black and white photos/videography - oh, and I expect to be paid $15 mill so I can donate it to charity.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
hey babe can u call me ? i want to hear ur sexy voice
@ Sickitten: Does indifference for those two count?
@ Mel-Tang: I will never look at baby wipes the same again, lol. Or worms. Or animals. Damn this site!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
QC - you will feature in Angel-i's celebrity crotch fruit video and become a youtube STAR!
Submitted by luckycharms on October 30, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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You have a good man there. He's trying to make sure you don't have to wash streaks out his drawers.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Slowly typing. come on over. it's a hoot. sickitten.com. can't approve comments now cause sleepy. YOU are so welcomed. I hope you hate Aniston & Paltrow, then the sites for you!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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Too late! My ass is already starting to itch, lol.
EW! LMAO!!! Damn you, Mel. This is all your fault :P
Nite, sleep tight, don't scratch your ass tonight.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! hahahahahahah
only if the queen pw's come out to play! yuuuuck
LMFIAO (laugh my focking itchy ass off)
Night all!!
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Babywipes..God, I've never heard of that. Just a good couple of fist fulls of toilette paper do it for me. My husband is funny like that though. He has his "special washcloth" beside the toilette he lathers up with soap after he goes. If he is in public, he takes a lathered up paper towel into the stall with him. But he is also a boarderline psycho.
Dumb bitch has figured how to copy and paste. Maybe it isn't a single cell organism after all.
It's a hoot.
You have a site, SickKitten? Is it as funny as the PoopReport.com? I need to stop looking at stuff about ass!
@ Sandbitch: Thanks! Do I get a photo spread in People?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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Too late! My ass is already starting to itch, lol.
EW! LMAO!!! Damn you, Mel. This is all your fault :P
Nite, sleep tight, don't scratch your ass tonight.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Before I go, Queen Christina, whom I love, did you just get 'gem' from my site?
The pictures at that link are probably some of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seen.
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QC - TITS and I would be honoured for you to take them - no toe steppin assured. You are the first adoptive avie parent on dlisted and you have saved an entire village from land mines.
I'm out & may just be quoting ya'll later like I do about Jill of Just Jared. Just come up w/something juicy, alright? Cold medicine hitting.
QueenCharisma...you need to get off that site before you catch somethin'!!!!!! LMAO
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Here's another gem:
Dr. Pepper (not verified) -- 12.07.2005
Hello everyone, My name is Dr. Pepper. I have noticed alot of you have a itchy ass due to worms up in there, This is what you do if you are too scared to go to the doctor. You can eaither...
(1)Get a cotton ball and drench it in rubbing alcohol and shove it up your ass. Do this for about 2 weeks straight and I can garantee you the worms will die due to them not being able to reproduce because they will go away from the alcohol and to reproduce they need to get out of the anus.
(2) Take a clove of garlic and chop it up into small enough peices that will fit in your ass. Shove that shit up your ass and do the same as with the alcohol. If the worms do not die after 2-3 weeks of doing this then I suggest you go get "the pill"
(BTW IF YOU PUT ALCOHOL UP YOUR ASSHOLE THAT SHIT WILL BURN LIKE A MOTHER BUT STILL ITS WORTH IT!)
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 30, 2008 -
English isn't your 'mother tongue' is it?
If it isn't and your replies, content, grammar and spelling are merely gross misunderstandings
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Dead give away report abuse is that sagging tittie bitch TITS
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 8:48pm.
CHICALOCA IS DUMB
so effingly dumb
Must have a family tree like a stump
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See they always wanna start with people for no reason, If chica would have responded to them they would turn around and talk about how they are being bullied, what a bunch of clowns. yall just make yourselves look bad. You are on this site every hour get a life freaks.
I almost forgot sandbitch lol what a name, grow a back bone and stop following your masters command bitch. Have fun talking about people freaks!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 10:00pm.
EWWWW! Yes! lol....I was all "oh no! bitch has ass boogies!!"
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Belladiva, dare for you to come to me and say shit about TITS like that! Yes, she may live here but is providing love for many, so stuff it!
Submitted by twitle d on October 30, 2008 - 10:00pm.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.