Thursday, October 30th 2008

Suri Is Not Amused

Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.

You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Sheeps on October 31, 2008 - 12:50am.

Janet: You killed them!
Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!

just had to get that out there, hi Sheeps!

OT: meh

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I mean, fer fuck sake. Don't let a bitch call a bitch a closet anything in harh fer long coz it don't cutabitch. Ya feel me?

Someone left that cake out in the rain already. I don't think that I can take it ~ 'coz it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again!

McArthur's park is melting in the dark all the sweet green icing flowing down...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=As2VT6UM7ZM

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OK, I'm out. Happy birthday, Angel-i!

Bye.

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

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That diseased kitty reminds me a lot of someone else who used to post here.

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Yeah - it's all Hallowe'eny in here that's for damn sure! Spooooooky........

http://halloween.cgcreations.org/
HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!!

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Stopping. I actually tried to divert an earlier catty escapade & here I am starting one. Let's let it go, okay? Goodnight you talented & daring hos! Love you

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Stopping. I actually tried to divert an earlier catty escapade & here I am starting one. Let's let it go, okay? Goodnight you talented & daring hos! Love you

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***Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 31, 2008 - 12:42am.***

I guess I did because my IM list causes me to believe I must be hallucinating.

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 31, 2008 - 12:42am.

i just licked the container, it was gone when i got here, i swear!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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I'm in love cause we share something. Kill me, dyke bitch. Wanna jump off of a bridge in Norway with you. Your dog is cute.

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ok, who's been eating all my lead based paint chips?

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i saw katie on eli stone (the man i'm going to marry) and i have to say she looks old, tired, and unhappy.

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***Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 31, 2008 - 12:35am.
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So you're referring to ME then?

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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Your bad thoughts are putting a stabbing pain in my left eye like Palin shooting wolves. I got it & will stop!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

please tell me i'm not walking into a shitstorm

OT: jeebus, Katie looks sick

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 31, 2008 - 12:35am.

No Sand, I ignore you on here, remember?

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No. Remind a dumb bitch will you pretty please?

Katie's going to look silly carrying Suri to her junior prom.

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All these skedaddling lesbos are getting me all hot and bothered.

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Sandbitch's picture

Am I that obvious??

SICKITTEN's picture

No Sand, I ignore you on here, remember? You're not the dyke in question but who cares cause i still love all DListed bitches. Helps my day go by, ya know.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 31, 2008 - 12:31am.

that site has warped my fragile little mind!... bookmarked it for further study!LOL!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Australia, the penal colony of days of y'ore. Well that explains it all. Yeah, you guys are on the cutting edge with your fancy cars, linen, crystal and that classical music. Also, the little kangaroos, wallabees or whatever. I'm coming down to see you. An unrecognized treasure. Love you guys!

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I'm confused. Sick Kitten, are you calling moi a closet lesbo?

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Hi ESE!!! <3

You have to click on the link to *try* to understand my avie. I *still* don't understand, but I'm quite ok with that.

SICKITTEN: Am I supposed to be the lesbo or something?

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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SkyB!!!... hey! long time no... wait a sec... what in THE fuck is that in your avie?!?!

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"We play the game,
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Mr. President's picture

I always watch for your posts too, angel. It's Halloween y'all! My favorite holiday of the year. I think Suri should dress as Princess Leah. She would be perfect for that.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 12:24am.

Mappy Birthday Angel_i

It is however October 31st in Australia.
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It's my birthday that day too! Pay attention!
:P

PS. Ok, fine one more. There's the thing: I wouldn't carry a blanket;)

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HAPPYBMDAY!

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HaHa!

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***Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 31, 2008 - 12:24am.
Notice how lesbo scadaddled outta this thread?
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Who?

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

SICKITTEN's picture

Notice how lesbo scadaddled outta this thread?

Sandbitch's picture

Mappy Birthday Angel_i

It is however October 31st in Australia. We Aussies are WAY ahead of you Canucks and Yanks.

It was once said that Australia was 10 years behind the USA. Not so now.

We is cutting EDGE!

While Angel_i was being born into the arms of love - I was sacrificing a damn fine vagina.

It's Halloween already you northern horz!

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I can live with you being cold, because it was your choice and I will always carry a blanket just in case you choose to be picked up. And I will blame you being cold on the paps for annoying the Suri poo right outta the side of your big girl Pampers. And Daddy will be happy at last.

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Submitted by Mr. President on October 31, 2008 - 12:05am.

Hope you had a great Birthday, angel.
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I AM - THANKS:) I saw you before too...I always look out for you, sexay!

PS@all. Something weird is happening here, isn't it?

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Poor Suri. That orange getup is about the closest she will ever get to celebrating Halloween. Sad.

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 31, 2008 - 12:13am.

Not referring to you Angel. I think you are lovely

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Whew! lol Thanks for that:)

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Bye, closet lesbo!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 12:12am.

Hey now. Every situation has to be examined independently. A parent who lets their kid forgo the coat is not necessarily going to say "Ok, sure - go run in the road."

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EGG FUCKING ZACTLY.

So its about very limited free choice. A choice of what we choose for you.

This dress or that dress Suri? Suppress!

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I only kinda sorta agree. But I don't care enough right now to hash it out.;p So I'll leave it at that=)

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***Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 30, 2008 - 10:45pm.
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LOL, I posted it off a site Mel-Tang hooked me on called PoopReport.com. Apparently these people have itchy ass syndrome and blog about it, lol. Some of this stuff is hysterical.
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My MOM sent me a link to poopreport.com once. OMG, there is some nasty shit on there (pun intended). It didn't scar me for life quite as deeply as the other one she sent me that day:

http://www.popthatzit.com

If you are daring enough to click there, I recommend you watch it with a big bucket at your side. Especially if you plan on clicking o the video clips. *recalls the visuals and dry heaves*

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 12:00am.

Hey now. Every situation has to be examined independently. A parent who lets their kid forgo the coat is not necessarily going to say "Ok, sure - go run in the road."

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EGG FUCKING ZACTLY.

So its about very limited free choice. A choice of what we choose for you.

This dress or that dress Suri? Suppress!

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Not referring to you Angel. I think you are lovely

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 31, 2008 - 12:08am.

*****HAPPY BARFDAY, ANGEL!!!!!*****
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Thank you!

Now you just have to copy and paste that for the next 10 days! And by the time I'm done, I'll be 5 years younger! It's so amazing being me:)

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Oh, and by the way, I've already done that. More than once you closet dyke. I saw your page & you are handsome. Too bad not DARING & pretty. An odd combination at best! Not you, though!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 12:04am.

Zahara wants purple spammers wig ...
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Yeah - what IS that on her head?! lol

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*****HAPPY BARFDAY, ANGEL!!!!!*****

*playfully swats you on the ass 19 times* I'm right on the money, aren't it? :)

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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I just woke up after a brief nap, and NO, loser, I am not going to approve your comments on my site. You know who you are! Loserish loser that ever lived! Loser!

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Ummm.....worms? I'm not even kidding. It could be some sort of parasite invading your intestines and shit (I mean, um....stuff).

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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!

***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/

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This woman is so ill-advised.

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Hope you had a great Birthday, angel. I've been crazy busy lately and only had time for a couple of drive-by posts here and there.

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Zahara wants purple spammers wig ...

If'n Zahara don't get purple scammers wig me gonna scream and wake up the twins.

Give Zeeee purple wig!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 11:57pm.

ps - angel_i ~ STONER
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What?! It's my birthday!

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