Thursday, October 30th 2008

Suri Is Not Amused

Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.

You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.

Posted by: Michael K


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2 cents is your quote from matt dillon from Drugstore Cowboy? If so, you are the coolest

if not, disregard.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:37am.

Still enjoying Michael Jackson's THRILLER!!!

Owww! Shamooowwwnn!

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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My 2 Cents , you cutie, I am trying to stay, howwwwwwwwwwwwwwl at that moon
lol

how are you girl? is your avie a Blythe doll?

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Hehe....

Jeff Wayne - War of the worlds (Live) (Eve of the war)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:20am.

2C - did you go far enough back where I attributed the daddyhood of Zahara Suri Death Stare to TITS!?

ESCANDALO!

It caused quite a stir it did. I felt like such a whore.
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Well if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...HAHA. :) ♥♥♥

YES I DID!!! How could you forget me?

I loved how it took TITS about an hour to notice you were giving her credit. Haha. What did she think all the compliments were for?

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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btw that pumpkin scares the hell out of me for some reason.
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OK Sanddbitch, you are ON, who else is in....? Are you gonna shackle me? Not to be forward, but the evil laugh made me think twice,

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Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 4:29am.

omg sandbitch.. "ghoul nite' makes me wanna stay awake . you are amazing...lol *smiles evily*

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hehe horrhorrharr

Lets get this parrrrty started

Michael Jackson ~ THRILLER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xs9OQHpwDE&feature=related
Better link.

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Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 4:29am.

Stay chickadeee! We can howl at the moon together!

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:24am.

2C - get out of the way of my punkin matching, thank you.
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Meeeooowww!!! *scratch...scratch*

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:13am.

There was somethin goin on here today. Who spiked the Purple drank??? Sick types, trolls, etc. And I LOVE Report Abuse!!! He makes me want to offer him sexual favours. He is a dude right? Right?

RE: The only difference between my avie and Suri bot, is a shitty botty.

I read your theory on why Katbot carries the blanket all the time!!! So Katbot doesn't get smeared? HAHAHA. What if the shit is orange?

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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omg sandbitch.. "ghoul nite' makes me wanna stay awake . you are amazing...lol *smiles evily*

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Ghoul nite chickadee

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Acceptable.

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nite ghouls

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2C - get out of the way of my punkin matching, thank you.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:06am.

I also informed QC that she was saving an entire village from land mines for adopting those two little shits...
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HaHa. I just saw that (you funnay ho) She may also have gained semi-sainthood for being the proud parent of an ex-Jolie/Cruise. We should ask her to bless our avi's for us.
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Doesn't my punkin head match Suri and Katie's frocks amazingly accurately! This is best halloween EVA!
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Orange IS the new black. Hey! I fink I need to bust out my Halloween costumes. MMmmmwwaaahhhaaahhhaa.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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2C - did you go far enough back where I attributed the daddyhood of Zahara Suri Death Stare to TITS!?

ESCANDALO!

It caused quite a stir it did. I felt like such a whore.

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Is it my imagination/resolution or is the blankie Suri Piss Yellow?

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The only difference between my avie and Suri bot, is a shitty botty.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 31, 2008 - 3:05am.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 31, 2008 - 1:04am.

What kind of fuckery is going on in this thread? *sigh*

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Noooo - don't sigh grasshopper. It was a necessary purge of dumb trolls. Report_abuse is the Halloween Hero.

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yes sandbitch, yes, it does. pumpkin is the new black.

love ya

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:04am.

I told QC you'd be chuffed pink about the adoption. Now, there's just this little matter of back child support. And QC is demanding $15 mil from Angel_i to appear in the celebrity crotch fruit youtube clip.

Cop that!
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LOL! I looked down the thread and thought my account had been hacked! She better pay up for the crotch fruit, my bagina didn't get wrecked but I still want $$$$.

And back support? You be kiddin me, ho. I done paid for your bagina reconstruction surgery so don't come beggin for any more cash.

As for QC, she should pay angel_i for the honour, nay, privilege of appearing in one of her vids! Goddamn it!!!!!

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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Doesn't my punkin head match Suri and Katie's frocks amazingly accurately! This is best halloween EVA!

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Sheeps, and off topic, I love your Riff Raff, he was always the sexiest in my opinion. Just sayin'

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I also informed QC that she was saving an entire village from land mines for adopting those two little shits...

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 31, 2008 - 3:05am.

LOL!!! HAHA. Glad to see Suri and Z deathmatch stare-off has gone to a good home. *wipes tear* Am all choked up here ;)

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I told QC you'd be chuffed pink about the adoption. Now, there's just this little matter of back child support. And QC is demanding $15 mil from Angel_i to appear in the celebrity crotch fruit youtube clip.

Cop that!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 3:56am.

BOO
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*screams* Who said dat?

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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suri knows this look was so two seasons ago...please bitch

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BOO

I personally find it ODD that Suri never wears a coat/sweater or pants. The coat/sweater thing..uuhhmm not sure why but the pants thing must be a Scientology thing.WTF ( aka..they don't want her to turn out gay?? ) just throwing crazy crap out there because I have no idea if they are trying to brain wash their baby daughter.

I don't know if a picture exists but has anyone ever seen Suri in a pair of pants?? EVER?? Please find me a picture...hahaha

And they must have made a deal to always make her wear only dresses and gold and sliver shoes?? WTF?? The kid's parents are a little cookoo me thinks.....peace out

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 31, 2008 - 1:04am.

What kind of fuckery is going on in this thread? *sigh*
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LOL!!! HAHA. Glad to see Suri and Z deathmatch stare-off has gone to a good home. *wipes tear* Am all choked up here ;)

And...why does it smell like itchy bottoms in here?

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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uh....

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Hello all you insomniacs and Australians!

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts.

Dead Like Me - boom bah

Anonymous101's picture

OK, Suri looks cute. KH, on the other hand, looks like a busted ho, as she does always these days. But what's up with all these b!tches dressing their kids up early for Halloween?

Even at the pre-school by my office, I saw kids already dressed up. Granted, this one little girl had the cutest Snow White costume, but still . . .

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When I think about you I talk to myself.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 31, 2008 - 1:21am.

hi, EEG!

weird thread, from what i walked into.... gotta fly! be back later, i'm sure(insomniac!LOL!)

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ESE,

No intention of reading the thread, just want to say 'Hi', hope all is well with you.

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Submitted by luckycharms on October 31, 2008 - 1:15am.

thank you!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 31, 2008 - 12:44am
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Haven't seen you in a while. But then again I'm seldom up this late. You are one of the fewest decent people left here........

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 31, 2008 - 1:10am.
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I'm right there with ya! Night :)

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I love JRM!!!!

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 31, 2008 - 1:04am.
What kind of fuckery is going on in this thread?

not one damn clue, but it seems like it's gonna be annoying.... night, all that are leaving, happy b-day angel... going back to watching

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I rest my case. We is waaaay ahead down hearh. While you are sleeping, we we is wising up.

Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Happy Halloween!

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Weirdness.

And thank you, peeps. Thank you, tahank ouy!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!

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Hey, Sandbitch. It's just getting late here on the East Coast, you're not scaring anyone away. Big hugs y'all, it's past my bedtime and time to sleep. Bye.

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What kind of fuckery is going on in this thread? *sigh*

Happy birthday, Angel! (I was about to call you Angle...that's how you know it's time for bed)

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Mr Pres..did I scare everyone away? That ain't spose to happen on halloweens.

**bursts into tears**

Where is Fat Martha?

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 31, 2008 - 12:14am.
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I can't click on that, Sky, lol. I'm just getting over the trauma of the poopreport stuff. And I just ate an entire pack of cookies so I WILL hurl.

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Submitted by Sheeps on October 31, 2008 - 12:50am.

That diseased kitty reminds me a lot of someone else who used to post here.
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Diseased kitty? I don't really want to think about Wino's snatch right now.

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Give me all your candy...he he

It's my first Halloween. I likes it. I likes it a lot.

>>Off to hang creep wool from the tree on the footpath...