Thursday, October 30th 2008
Suri Is Not Amused
Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.
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It would have been cute if they dressed Suri as L. Ron Hubbard.
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 12:46pm.
OOOHHHHhhh. *Kiss kiss* Me loves you!
T ITS
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T OTALLY
S HAGWORTHY!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I like that bag Katie!
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
@ Mrs K - somedays, but other days it's an acronym.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I thought it was a reference to your bodacious tatas.
Ya know, like, voila...TITS!!!!!!!!
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I just plain love TITS
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titter, but can you guess what it stands for?
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
I just plain love TITS
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
I loved how it took TITS about an hour to notice you were giving her credit. Haha. What did she think all the compliments were for?
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Did you think I wouldn't be back?
Are you saying i'm not worthy of compliments?
sniff
I have fweelings too you know.
snif snif
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY! SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE REPLUSIVE.
Suri says "He look like a man"
>._.<
Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
She is stil so sexy!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com==She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
Speaking of Suribeardkat, is Chris Matthews of MSNBC preparing to cum out of the closet? His member keeps stiffening whenever he gushes BO's messianic name. Makes me think he's ready to sniff under BO'segotistical armpits and yell HALLELUIAH MOMMA I IZ CUMMIN FOR BARRY MY LUV, MY TINGLE.
Chris Matthews - a failure, a slob, a sau.
the entire cruise clan is DEMENTED!
LMAO that guy was freaking hilarious
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
LMAO at Little Lord Fauntleroy!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Got's the Roller Derby Rink to meself!
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
@Sandbitch
Did you see speakit dropped by the horsyface thread? I sent her some emails, but I didn't think she'd ever show up here again. I hope she comes back, I miss her froggy face.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I just crashed photoshop and pissed my pampers. Gonna hafta reboot whatever that means.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 5:52am.
2c - your avie is the love chile of chicken cutlets and Nicole Kidman's bump.
Put that fuckah up for adoption as soon as Halloween is over, for the right price.
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Sunday Roast Cutlet?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Dame Edna / Missy / Zahara
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
2c - your avie is the love chile of chicken cutlets and Nicole Kidman's bump.
Put that fuckah up for adoption as soon as Halloween is over, for the right price.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 5:46am.
I made a deal with local dentist - I hand out rock hard frozen jelly beans and smarties along with his business card.
He gives me a kick back of net takings...if you get my amalgam.
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HAHAHAHA. You should hear me here!!! *tries to catch breath* No-one's comin to my door cause the scary laughin lady is in the house!!! Bwaaahahaa!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 31, 2008 - 5:41am.
@ Sandbitch
I saw your new purple wig the day.LOL.
You looked like Dame Edna's and Grace Jones's lurve chile.
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That too is up for adoption for the right price. Will also feature in Angel_i celebrity crotch fruit youtube video.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 5:40am.
Who said that white men can't dance.
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Cougar times!!! For a dude with a girly singing voice he still makes my taco pop.
Robert Smith for Hot Slut Of The Week!!! Seriously, the Cure mix-in is absolutely genius.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
What you do with the candies?? You throw em? Hoodrats have hard heads, I recommend rocks.
HAHAHA. You is unicorn???? OH, you mean uniform? I wanna see a star trek unicorn!!!!!
CAN'T STOP PLAYIN JT & THE CURE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I made a deal with local dentist - I hand out rock hard frozen jelly beans and smarties along with his business card.
He gives me a kick back of net takings...if you get my amalgam.
@ Sandbitch
I saw your new purple wig the day.LOL.
You looked like Dame Edna's and Grace Jones's lurve chile.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Who said that white men can't dance. Like Coco got no junk in the trunk.
Justin Timberlake vs The Cure Lullaby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwmkaPygfM
All Kudos to Robert Smith
"Madonna looks likes she stinks"
@Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 5:18am.
I gotta go get my frozen candies out of the freezer for the hood rats. They be a knockin already the little cunts...
Hehe
And I gotta get into my star trek 7 of 9 unicorn typo but I'm wearing it.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Y'ALL.
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What you do with the candles?? You throw em? Hoodrats have hard heads, I recommend rocks.
HAHAHA. You is unicorn???? OH, you mean uniform? I wanna see a star trek unicorn!!!!!
CAN'T STOP PLAYIN JT & THE CURE!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one's knocking at my place. Do you think it has anything to do with the "Stay the Fuck Away from Me" sign on the door?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 31, 2008 - 5:20am.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!! OMG!
Listenin and LOVIN!!!!!! Is it wrong that I would love to do sexy times with JT?
That is an AWESOME mix. I'm keepin it and sending it on to EVERYONE!!!!
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Would I fuck wif yo head bitch?
Ain't it pretty fuckin damn awesome? I'd go cougar for JT any old day of the week.
um miso? who? not Kevin?
It is a man who all the pretty girls get hit upon
or is it the boy who says he has an std? anyway......
anyway...wanna talk more? email me..ask and I will give you.
heart you <3
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
@chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 5:14am.
Thanks chicky! Smooches. BTW, (on dodgy guy) some dudes don't know what they're missing out on. Bad luck for him!
Hey Miso, Happy Halloween! Hooowwwlll.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 5:14am.
2c - it's fuckin friday nite and it's halloween!
Justin Timberlake vs The Cure Lullaby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwmkaPygfM
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GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!! OMG!
Listenin and LOVIN!!!!!! Is it wrong that I would love to do sexy times with JT?
That is an AWESOME mix. I'm keepin it and sending it on to EVERYONE!!!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I gotta go get my frozen candies out of the freezer for the hood rats. They be a knockin already the little cunts...
Hehe
And I gotta get into my star trek 7 of 9 unicorn typo but I'm wearing it.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Y'ALL.
Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 5:12am.
Girl don't tell me you met the puppet man..you know who i mean right?
I'm sorry that happened to you sweetie. I know what it is like. You got a myspace page? Stay in touch, babe.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
TWO Cents the sexy...yep from my fave movie Drugstore Cowboy...no hats on the bed.... I love it...come talk to me forever bb
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
2c - it's fuckin friday nite and it's halloween!
Justin Timberlake vs The Cure Lullaby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwmkaPygfM
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 4:55am.
2 cents is your quote from matt dillon from Drugstore Cowboy? If so, you are the coolest
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Yeah baby!! We had a beatnik party here the other night and Every Strangers Eyes (a.k.a. William S. Burroughs) and I got into a lovefest on that film.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Miso...lol its not that good and juicy
but I met a man and thought he liked me, we emailed a lot and it was all intimate and sweet
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Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 5:06am.
Ok lay it on me sista *takes a swig of sake*...ok I'm ready now ^_^
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
MISO ok do you want to hear the drama version? you know you do, c'mon
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love him. Saw he has millions of fans on ☆☆★★☆☆☆★★W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ☆☆☆☆★★★★★ a great place for you all to find soul mate
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Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 4:59am.
Hey!! Long time no see where have you been MUAH!!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
my 2Cents...ok now I see! Blythe is pretty but you are sexy...hee hee and funny... :)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 31, 2008 - 4:48am.
Hehe....
Jeff Wayne - War of the worlds (Live) (Eve of the war)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0
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OK. am ready for this now!!! Where do you find this stuff?
Duh duh duhnnnn!!!! Duh duh duhnnnn!!!!
*doin Michael Jackson Thriller hands*
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Miso/ member me? Kat? well hi and Happy halloween too
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Michael Jackson is a true halloween tragedy...
Submitted by chickadee on October 31, 2008 - 4:52am.
My 2 Cents , you cutie, I am trying to stay, howwwwwwwwwwwwwwl at that moon
lol
how are you girl? is your avie a Blythe doll?
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I'm glad you asked my little chickadee.
1. I'm goouullyyy. I mean groovy. And how are you this fine nite of Hallows?
2. No, not Blythe (I LOVE that dreamy stare she has). Well, I asked google to tell me a little bit about Benji Madden, and found out that he collects dolls!!!!! Whoda thunkit! Living dead dolls I think. So I stole one, added a different mouth and then some vampire teeth!
howwwwwwwwwwwwwwl.............
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Happy Halloween !!!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!