Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!
Tila Tequila's partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his ass. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday asking for unspecified damages.
In the papers, Coleslaw (that's my nickname for him) says a drunken Nay Nay got all mouthy with him at around 4 in the morning. She got so out of hand that he had to cuff her ass. Nay Nay didn't feel like getting kinky, so she allegedly punched him in the face.
Now, most bitches would probably follow that up by screaming "Take that, motherfucker!" or "That's right bitch!" Nay Nay decided to go a different route. She shouted at the dude, "Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck." She gets a 9 from me! She would've gotten a perfect 10 if she called him a "dumb cunt" instead.
Although, her father probably gave her a big 0 since he used to be the HBIC at Yahoo. Sorry, but "Yahoo me, you dumb fuck" just doesn't have the same charming ring to it.
Coleslaw also states in the papers that he's been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by his friends." He should be. "Google me, you dumb fuck" is going to follow him around for the rest of his days.
Shit! I'm going to start using it. When a restaurant host asks my name, I'm going to respond with, "Google me, you dumb fuck!" When I call my sister and she asks who it is, you know what I'm going to say. You can use it for everything!
Nay Nay should really consider naming her first born "Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Source: TMZ
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tee hee. I'm not sure the guard has a case, since being attacked is a normal risk of his job. *scratching chin*
She will of course counter-sue, and she's got all the money. *Googling "Courtenay Semel assets"*
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I would have yelled back "I did google you bitch, but the only response I got was " 'who?' "
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Damn, she's beat!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Her wonk rivals Paris, exquisite.
She wishes she looked as busted as Sarah Silverman does man. No one gets booed off the stage as good as Sarah does! NOBODY!
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Moron!
i wonder if she googles herself & reads about how so many people think she is an ugly, rich, bitch.
I googled her.
I see that she has played "herself" 4 times on TV. She was a "bratty kid" in Hudson Hawk (Hey, I've actually heard of that! But I can't remember where...) and she was "Undisclosed" in Sweetie Pie with Paris Hilton. Now she dates Tila Tequila. Well whoopdifuckingdoo! Can I get a "Who Cares?"!?
PS. If the guy was smart he would have said "Shaddup or I'll Google your ass right here, you drunken slut!"
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She looks like she fell out of a Picasso painting.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
What a slap in the face to her father!
She should have said, "Yahoo Search me dumb fuck!"
I mean Google and Yahoo peeps arent even getting along in the bidness world.
TART!
edit: Shit MK i didnt see you already done said somefin similaaaaaaaaarrrr.
My bad Boo!
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Courtney has some serious wonkyness going on here, either that or she's drunk outta her fucking mind! Bitch is fug, can see why Hohan keeps her away at a distance! Not sure how even Tila can date something like this...she's not even cute!
Your face!
I'd rather stab her in the face with an icepick instead of googling her, but that's just me.
Hey, you hideous, spoiled cunt: GOOGLE THIS!
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 30, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Wierd I just googled her and all that came up were a bunch of horse pictures...
Don't you mean WHORES pictures?
Submitted by Die gelangweilt...When after a short while your hands tense up and look like claws...In Germany we call it 'Pfötchenstellung'.
whats with the eye?
Where I come from, we have an expression for the way this ho be lookin'. It's called "screwed, blued, and tattooed."
Aka, beat.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Submitted by Die gelangweilt...When after a short while your hands tense up and look like claws...In Germany we call it 'Pfötchenstellung'.
Wierd I just googled her and all that came up were a bunch of horse pictures...
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