Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!
Tila Tequila's partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his ass. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday asking for unspecified damages.
In the papers, Coleslaw (that's my nickname for him) says a drunken Nay Nay got all mouthy with him at around 4 in the morning. She got so out of hand that he had to cuff her ass. Nay Nay didn't feel like getting kinky, so she allegedly punched him in the face.
Now, most bitches would probably follow that up by screaming "Take that, motherfucker!" or "That's right bitch!" Nay Nay decided to go a different route. She shouted at the dude, "Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck." She gets a 9 from me! She would've gotten a perfect 10 if she called him a "dumb cunt" instead.
Although, her father probably gave her a big 0 since he used to be the HBIC at Yahoo. Sorry, but "Yahoo me, you dumb fuck" just doesn't have the same charming ring to it.
Coleslaw also states in the papers that he's been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by his friends." He should be. "Google me, you dumb fuck" is going to follow him around for the rest of his days.
Shit! I'm going to start using it. When a restaurant host asks my name, I'm going to respond with, "Google me, you dumb fuck!" When I call my sister and she asks who it is, you know what I'm going to say. You can use it for everything!
Nay Nay should really consider naming her first born "Google me, you dumb fuck!"