Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!
Tila Tequila's partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his ass. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday asking for unspecified damages.
In the papers, Coleslaw (that's my nickname for him) says a drunken Nay Nay got all mouthy with him at around 4 in the morning. She got so out of hand that he had to cuff her ass. Nay Nay didn't feel like getting kinky, so she allegedly punched him in the face.
Now, most bitches would probably follow that up by screaming "Take that, motherfucker!" or "That's right bitch!" Nay Nay decided to go a different route. She shouted at the dude, "Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck." She gets a 9 from me! She would've gotten a perfect 10 if she called him a "dumb cunt" instead.
Although, her father probably gave her a big 0 since he used to be the HBIC at Yahoo. Sorry, but "Yahoo me, you dumb fuck" just doesn't have the same charming ring to it.
Coleslaw also states in the papers that he's been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by his friends." He should be. "Google me, you dumb fuck" is going to follow him around for the rest of his days.
Shit! I'm going to start using it. When a restaurant host asks my name, I'm going to respond with, "Google me, you dumb fuck!" When I call my sister and she asks who it is, you know what I'm going to say. You can use it for everything!
Nay Nay should really consider naming her first born "Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Source: TMZ
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Submitted by Creepella on October 30, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Nay Nay's face is proof that money can't buy everything
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But it CAN buy a paper bag, which is fine for everyone else!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LoLo on October 30, 2008 - 5:21pm
WTF do you drink to make you think you can take on a casino body guard/
LoLo - 2 words....MOOOOOOOONNNNNNN SHIIIIIINNNNEEE!!!!
Nay Nay's face is proof that money can't buy everything
I wouldn't google her if she was the last lesbo on the planet....
Submitted by mccullen on October 30, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Ask Jeeves me, you dumb fuck!
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Altavista me, you dumb ho!
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Perhaps she would look better with a side part?
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Or a bag on her head.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Bye LoLo!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Bye, LoLo fun happy times!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Had I not watched the trash that was Filthy Rich Cattle Drive on E, I would have guessed she was the black sheep sister of Stacy London. I guess hearing all those "Shut Up's" would make a bitch beat some azz.
Ok guys im out!
I hope you all have a very nice night!
Im going to the dentist the day before a national candy eating holiday!
I plan stuff well! Great timing!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 30, 2008 - 5:31pm.
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Au contraire cutey pie. Your spelling malfuckntions are perfect.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
You're alive!
How's the head?
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Me? I'm good. I'm just doing lunches really til Saturday. Ask me again on Sunday:)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Those are all great, post-birthday Angel, but it's always hard to think of the perfect riposte on the spot. I bet the guard and his friends have been doing the same exercise since the arrest.
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LOL! Trudat.
Unfortunately - I am a Scorpio raised by Scots and Italians...it's quite likely all four would have slipped from my lips before I could stop them. Then I'd feel bad. But later - way later.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
You're alive!
How's the head?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Hekki!!!
Tomorrow i have a suprise for you! And ive got to tell you thanks too because you gave me some MAJAH inspiration!
*big BIG hug*
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I Googled her, Chuck Norris kick boxed my hard drive.
My friend sent me this earlier.
I love these hwores, I AM SOMEBODY!!!!!
Reminds me of "The Jerk" when Steve Martin made it into the phone book.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh Joe damn my stonededness and spellers malfuckshuns!
*slaps my own hands with a ruler like back in school*
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Submitted by LoLo: "What a slap in the face to her father! She should have said, "Yahoo Search me dumb fuck!" "
LoLo, you are the only person to have gotten the delicious irony of this. I heart you more than ever now.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Perhaps she would look better with a side part?
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Are you doing makeovers mrs k? Me next!! Is the scythe too much, and maybe a turtle neck?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Hahaha O.k i did =) just a lil different you know for originality lmao
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Submitted by LoLo on October 30, 2008 - 5:27pm.
HA HA HA
Slap my sally crack and call me Mr. Semian ya dumb fuck!
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Or in her case *simian*. Jolie-laide she ain't. Just laide.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Bitch sure has some googley eyes!
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 30, 2008 - 5:28pm.
LoLo... did you find anything interesting?
No i got busted before i clima...er ummm before i could read the results...mmm hmmmm.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Those are all great, post-birthday Angel, but it's always hard to think of the perfect riposte on the spot. I bet the guard and his friends have been doing the same exercise since the arrest.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 5:19pm.
DO IT!
DO IT!!
the more the funnier
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
LoLo... did you find anything interesting?
Congratulations Phillies Fans
HA HA HA
Slap my sally crack and call me Mr. Semian ya dumb fuck!
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First link I get from google is IMDB and she has a whopping four credits including "Hudson Hawk (1991) .... Bratty kid". Ironic.
I mean, better than "google me," of course.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Other possible responses:
"Why? Did you win first prize at the Kentucky Derby?"
"I was going to but I thought you were a guy!"
"The way I Googled yo mama last night?"
And
"Bitch, if you make porn I do NOT wanna know about it."
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Perhaps she would look better with a side part?
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
"Donkey punch me, you dumb fuck!" has a much better ring to it.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I thought that was Sarah Silverman at first.
Anyone who has to use the phrase, 'don't you know who I am" is obviously a legend in only their own mind (do you hear me Phoebe Price????)
she needs to get those two kernals of corn off of her front teeth or shut her mouth.
dogpile me, ya dum fuk
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Oh no i just got caught googleing myself.
I didnt think any one was looking....
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I bet Tila has to drink a bottle of tequila b4 hanging out with that glue factory pony.
Ask Jeeves me, you dumb fuck!
She was in that MTV show a few years ago about rich kids on a working ranch. She was, of course, ridiculously spoiled and useless.
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The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
She looks like she just got through fucking some small-time producer in the backseat of his BMW.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
How do you even get into a fight with a vegas security guard?
I mean she is like my height and shit?
WTF do you drink to make you think you can take on a casino body guard?
Did she ever Google any movies re: Vegas and shit man? Those fuckers will cut your fingers off and beat your mom up.
Also wtf is up with girls who show their titts to the door men to get in places? I saw that happen and the dude still didnt let her crazy ass in! Then she cried.
Amazing!
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I thought it was a Picasso version of Sarah Silverman.
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Congratulations Phillies Fans
baby jesus, she is so fucking ugly.
She probably should've said "Google my daddy!" (or Yahoo him, you're right) bc I can't think of what this chick has done on her own... except that rich kid reality show with the cattle.
A tits beat me to it!!! That was gunna be my siggie ...
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Ah no thank you I don't want to google you Nay Nay..wait wasn't she on that cattle show?
Congratulations Phillies Fans
She's an ugly skank but, that was funny...so, um...yeah.
I would have yelled back "I did google you bitch, but the only response I got was " 'who?' "
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