Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!
Tila Tequila's partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his ass. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday asking for unspecified damages.
In the papers, Coleslaw (that's my nickname for him) says a drunken Nay Nay got all mouthy with him at around 4 in the morning. She got so out of hand that he had to cuff her ass. Nay Nay didn't feel like getting kinky, so she allegedly punched him in the face.
Now, most bitches would probably follow that up by screaming "Take that, motherfucker!" or "That's right bitch!" Nay Nay decided to go a different route. She shouted at the dude, "Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck." She gets a 9 from me! She would've gotten a perfect 10 if she called him a "dumb cunt" instead.
Although, her father probably gave her a big 0 since he used to be the HBIC at Yahoo. Sorry, but "Yahoo me, you dumb fuck" just doesn't have the same charming ring to it.
Coleslaw also states in the papers that he's been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by his friends." He should be. "Google me, you dumb fuck" is going to follow him around for the rest of his days.
Shit! I'm going to start using it. When a restaurant host asks my name, I'm going to respond with, "Google me, you dumb fuck!" When I call my sister and she asks who it is, you know what I'm going to say. You can use it for everything!
Nay Nay should really consider naming her first born "Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Source: TMZ
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 30, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Fuck me,you dumb google.
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Luvs it when you call me google.
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Submitted by Albatross on October 30, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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someone got that shit already
LoL
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Fuck me,you dumb google.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by princesskatie on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
michael k, i googled you. and some picture of a fatass came up.
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That's funny. i Googled princesskatie and a picture of a fathead came up.
inneresting.
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Google says she's Maryass Plotnick, the dogfaced dreidel from Cupcake Illinois.
If you have to ask somebody if they know who you are, you're obviously a pompous douchebag.
"Google me, you dumb fuck" would be a perfect sig line. LOL
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by princesskatie on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
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Courtney is that you?
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
michael k, i googled you. and some picture of a fatass came up.
If I remember correctly, Filthy Rich Cattle Drive was a Poppa Joe Production. It was sooo bad it had to be a Simpson job with Seacrest!!She was a bitch on it too.
Courtney obviously has a drinking problem. I remember when I had the misfortune of watching "Filthy Rich Cattle Drive" the bitch was drunk and belligerent the whole show.
But I guess I cannot blame her. If I had to be on a show with those rejects and date Tila Teqilla I would always be drunk too.
Google me.. ha!
He should have replied with "I did and found out that you are that horse faced spoilt brat who lives off her dad who I am sure wants to go back in time to the day you were conceived and NOT bust a nut in your mother. You decided to go bi after rejection from EVERY man on the planet left you with no other option however you seemed not to have realized that women also think you look about as attractive as Paris Hilton's oyster on a dinner plate. I didn't think you could top that off, but "dating" a skanky midget frog with plastic tits who is famous for having the most wankers on myspace want to be friends to gain fame will only ever result in getting rejected by that final .0000001% of the human race that were holding out in hope that they could paper bag you and skip off with your loot like Heather Mills".
Oh.. maybe he'll say it next time.
--thanks awfully--
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I hate to keep repeating myself, but for your FISHy pleasure:
Subject: another good story...
I worked for three years as a an emergency medical technician on the San Francisco Peninsula. My original partner has progressed and is now a licensed paramedic in San Francisco proper. His favorite call story involves being called code-3 to a residence by county communications for a 32 year old male. According to the dispatcher, the patient was complaining of a sudden onset of lower-quadrant abdominal pain. When the team arrived at the residence, they found the man on the toilet wincing with pain and telling them that he had done something "really stupid." On examination, the team found that the man had a frozen fish up his ass. The man had inserted the fish, head-first up his rectum from out of the freezer. After two or three "strokes," as he put it, it thawed out enough that the dorsal fin extended, making removal next to impossible. As professional as medical personnel often are required to be, my friend admitted that they both laughed out loud when they realized the predicament. When the patient looked at them in anguish, my friend could not contain it - "sir," he said: "You really should chew your food a little better!" He said the patient winced and laughed with them. -PK
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That picture of her...where to begin....
The wonk eye or the 'i've just had a stroke' smile? Damn, I can't decide...
What a douch bag! Why would anyone want to google her anyway, nasty ass biotch:op
Dayum what hit her in the face a wet fish..let me guess tuna? Must have been frozen because she sure is all jacked up. Time to turn to fresh tuna honey.She's all wickety wacked up!
MK you're the funniest person, EVAH
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Chichi, uh, lesbians don't go for ugly chicks like this either. So just because she's bisexual doesn't mean that other women who are will find this attractive. Besides, Tila and her only do it for the publicity anyway!
Your face!
I dont even know this dumb cunt, how can you tell someone to fucking Google you if they dont even know your name, fucking idiot.
Ugh this spoiled little cunt. Didn't she pull the same shit two weeks ago in LA?
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
This bitch is a first class fucktard. I hope she googles herself now to see anyone (those very few that give a fuck in the first place) now know she is a self absorbed piece of shit. Plus she is fucking fug. No wonder she is a lesbo. The google vs daddy's yahoo is fucking hilarious.
Her tongue must feel like a thousand butterflies on a pussy...it's her only redeeming quality.
Damn! Tila Tequila's twat will fuck up your face long time.
the DUDE! abides...
Damn!
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I'm sure this has been brought up already, but JESUS that is one wonky-ass eye.
Those are all great, post-birthday Angel, but it's always hard to think of the perfect riposte on the spot. Many friends i met on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com think so too. it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
I took the bait and googled her. The results are all gossip sites / stories about her fling with Tila Tequila, and now her arrest. Pretty impressive. Yup...
I hate dinging women for their appearance, but this is a useless celebutard, so why not?
She makes me think of that film Vanilla Sky, when Tommy Girl goes to the toilet and someone tells him to 'fix his f*cking face!'.
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Submitted by speakit on October 30, 2008 - 5:50pm.
I interrupt this thread for a driveby.
Hope everyone and your little ones have a safe, happy, and fun Halloween!
Ok, back to putting razor blades in the apples...
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I still have your froggie. Let me know if you need it back.
It's pissing in my hand.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
A face even Picasso would think is fucked.
An even uglier Sarah Silverman. If that's possible.
"Google me you dumb fuck!" is my watchword this Halloween.
I spy a wonky eye
wow, she's almost as ugly as Rumer Willis.
butter face.
Wonky wonk-wonk called, he wants his wonk back NayNay!
Strap on a feedbag and some blinders on her and voila ready for Halloween.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Submitted by speakit on October 30, 2008 - 5:50pm.
I interrupt this thread for a driveby.
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Damm, speakit, I have missed ur ass!!
Come back soon. Hope you get you some tricks with your treats...wink,wink.
Pfötchenstellung!
And here I thought I watched too much TV....Really????? A Rich Kid Cattle Drive reality show on E???? Must have been one of Ryan Gaycrest's first projects.....I have NEVER heard of this before today....Yeah, I'm real sorry I missed it too....
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 5:26pm.
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would that phrase be the right way to R.S.V.P to your Latke Party?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
She got hit with the Heidi Fleiss ugly stick.
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Seriously! Homegirl doesn't need any costume for tomorrow!
I thought it was Sophia Coppola but didn't think she would use the phrase "Google me". [shrug]
She got some major wonk issues, especially in da brainz
That is some BAD face.
Damn.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Oh and don't be getting all fucking freaked out about the word c u n t.
It's just a word, apply a definition if you want, otherwise it's just a word that for me describes that mug and her attitude. YMMV
Submitted by LoLo on October 30, 2008 - 5:35pm.
While the rest of us will have had to share with others, you'll be getting it all, 2 days later at 50% off!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I interrupt this thread for a driveby.
Hope everyone and your little ones have a safe, happy, and fun Halloween!
Ok, back to putting razor blades in the apples...
WTF is up with THAT face? Daddy doesn't have enough money to fix that mug? What a stupid cunt.
If they mated: Slash and Sarah Silverman
OR
Steven Tyler and that chick from What not to Wear
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Good God that's an ugly mug.
She looks as wasted as I wish I were in the pic... Don't piss off the Gayelles!