Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!
Tila Tequila's partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his ass. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday asking for unspecified damages.
In the papers, Coleslaw (that's my nickname for him) says a drunken Nay Nay got all mouthy with him at around 4 in the morning. She got so out of hand that he had to cuff her ass. Nay Nay didn't feel like getting kinky, so she allegedly punched him in the face.
Now, most bitches would probably follow that up by screaming "Take that, motherfucker!" or "That's right bitch!" Nay Nay decided to go a different route. She shouted at the dude, "Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck." She gets a 9 from me! She would've gotten a perfect 10 if she called him a "dumb cunt" instead.
Although, her father probably gave her a big 0 since he used to be the HBIC at Yahoo. Sorry, but "Yahoo me, you dumb fuck" just doesn't have the same charming ring to it.
Coleslaw also states in the papers that he's been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by his friends." He should be. "Google me, you dumb fuck" is going to follow him around for the rest of his days.
Shit! I'm going to start using it. When a restaurant host asks my name, I'm going to respond with, "Google me, you dumb fuck!" When I call my sister and she asks who it is, you know what I'm going to say. You can use it for everything!
Nay Nay should really consider naming her first born "Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Source: TMZ
I bet a gazillion dollars that Paul Newman never once said "Don't you know who I am?"
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
I wonder what Paris was like back when a lot of people didn't know her. I wonder if she said "Don't you know who I am?".
She looks like one of the Rug Rats characters when they are grown up.
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 2:15am.
Submitted by GoogleMeYouDumbFuck on October 31, 2008 - 2:10am.
It's classic, I love it, and I am officially stealing it!
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Aw SHIT!!!
I think I speak for all of us when I say I can't wait to see your chosen avatar to go with that name.... sandbitch.
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Hehehehe.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by speakit on October 30, 2008 - 5:50pm.
I interrupt this thread for a driveby.
Hope everyone and your little ones have a safe, happy, and fun Halloween!
Ok, back to putting razor blades in the apples...
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Happy Halloween speakit ♥
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on ☆☆★★☆☆☆★★W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ☆☆☆☆★★★★★ a great place for you all to find soul mate
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I would have thought 'Don't you Know Who I am' was a rhetorical question that confirms your D List status by default.
She should have just skipped straight to the 'Google me, you dumb fuck' part.
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
People still say "Do you know Who I am?"
How f'n weak!
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The people that aren't shit are the assholes who always ask "Do u know who I am?" No, we dont know who u are and no one gives a fuck. Your bumping clams with a c-list celebrity anyways! And I have to tell u, if some jackass on the street, or anyone for that matter came up and asked if I knew who Courteney Rimjob, Remel, whatever her name is, was, I wouldn't have a fuckin idea, BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A FUCKIN CELEBRITY! Shes not famous! Is she? I mean she is a rich girl and she is a lesbian who fucks random hollywood celebs, but does that make her a fuckin celebrity? I dont think so. Conceited whore, u arent even close to a household name. But then again this era is all about being famous by association, so I could be wrong. I just hate cunts like this.
OK, I have to admit. I had no idea who she was and I googled her!
It's classic, I love it, and I am officially stealing it!
Now that I have to think about her, I've decided she's one of the world's least important people.
Submitted by GoogleMeYouDumbFuck on October 31, 2008 - 2:10am.
It's classic, I love it, and I am officially stealing it!
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Aw SHIT!!!
I think I speak for all of us when I say I can't wait to see your chosen avatar to go with that name.... sandbitch.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by Mr. President on October 31, 2008 - 12:25am.
ya gotta push those write offs, i tell ya!... i'll cover bail money, i swear! *crosses fingers*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
They drew the line when I tried to write off my XBOX as a capital goods investment.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 31, 2008 - 12:17am.
and i now know who's doing my taxes this year!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Bug spray? But the IRS lets me write off the cockroaches as dependents. Losing that would severely cut into my beef jerky budget.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 31, 2008 - 12:14am.
dare to dream, man... dare to dream... and buy some fuckin' bug spray for "god's" sake!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Hey, ESE! The cockroaches in my apartment ate all the pizza boxes. I look at the pizza boxes on Google to see what I can aspire to have.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 31, 2008 - 12:10am.
come on, you could look around your apartment and see the same thing... pace yourself, bud!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I Googled myself the other day and only found pictures of empty beer cans and pizza boxes.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
"Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!"... oh, if i only had a nickel for everytime i've used that line to get out of handcuffs
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Did the Grinch fuck the chick from What Not To Wear, and this fug is the baby?
I hate these dumb rich whores who think they're so important. goddamn you, Paris Hilton!
you gotta envy people who can look forward and still see themselves out the corner of their eye...at the same time!
PS please someone with a rich father please beat me up and make sure you tell me exactly who you are before you leave....not only will I google you but I will also sue you and your daddy. I know this dude is like "thanks for the name drop and the easy milli, you dumb fuck"
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
@novistarr:
OUCH!
Someone has a little wonky eye goin on there ... :D
Someone has a little wonky eye goin on there ... :D
"Nay Nay should really consider naming her first born "Google me, you dumb fuck!"
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MK!...don't give the skank any ideas.The last thing this planet needs is offspring from her ilk.People like Courtenay Semel are one more reason LA sux .
Question: Which camera is she looking at?
Submitted by Miss_Coco_22 on October 30, 2008 - 11:00pm.
I only know her from her work as a "Before" picture.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Why do people always pull the "do you know who I am" card? Most of the times they are usually unremarkable and could care less who they actually are.
With a face like that, her nickname should be neigh-neigh. I bet her mirror files a restraining order.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jaroslaw felt the primordial urge to google Nay-Nay, but then pondered what his opthamologist told him about preserving his healthy corneas and thriving retinal tissue. Exposure to extreme ugliness could render Jaroslaw blind, and he knew that taking such risks would be beyond absurd.... still.... the unknown tempted him....
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Terry Semel's wife, Jane Bovingdon Semel, was a former secretary to the actress Susan George. They met and married in the mid 1970's, and have three daughters, Courtenay Semel (b. November 11, 1979), Lily Bovington Semel (b. 1985), and Kate Semel (b. March, 1992). Terry is Jane's 3rd husband, and Jane is Terry's 2nd wife.
I need to get cracking marriage-wise.
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The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
I googled dumb fuck and Bush and Cheney showed up.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Shit now I must change my Halloween
costume!!
She can scare the flies off a cow's asshole!
Google? See now that right there is wrong. If your going to plug something at least plug the company your dad owns (or used to own). Geesh.
You would think that with all the Yahoo money, some doctor could fix that mug!!!
She'd make Ray Charles flinch!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Whoa. Who knew that Gene Simmons impregnated Seabiscuit?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
You know how you can look at some people and just know that their pussy stinks like fish....Tila does that to me.
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I think everyone on dlisted should dress up as their avatar for Halloween.....I already got my monkey suit washed, clean and ready for tommorrow!
wonk face times!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
the funny thing is that her dad tried to buy google and couldnt!!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Why would you Google this skank, to see how many miles she has on the odometer? One look at her will tell you that she has "lots". She'd be fun for a one night stand, though.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
her dad must be so proud.. and she is super fug
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Semel
someone has a rich daddy and unfortunately looks like him with makeup on
xoxox
The war isn't working.
WHAT a SLUT
And why should she be important or relevant? because she's that other irrelevant idiot Tila Tequila or whatever or because she's the useless daughter of the ex-HBIC of Yahoo?. I hate people who think they are important because a relative has riches or an important position in a company. It's not that these douches are the relevant ones. Meh.
Anyway, this chick as a trully fugly face. She looks like a beat-down Sarah Silverman with huge problems of substance abuse.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Good gosh, what happened here....Demi Moore had a love child with her brother or what?!?!
Well, at least she won't be scoffed at tomorrow, Halloween is probably the only time though.
That's a Fraggle Rock Sarah Silverman.
What can we expect from someone who's last name sounds like "Semen"?
I got a summons in the mail for jury duty...I'm thinking of ignoring it, and when there's a bench warrent out for my arrest, I'm gonna respond with "Google me, you dumb fuck..."
I learn so much from Hollywood whores and their own particular kind of...shall we say, "social graces in awkward situations"?...e.g., "not my pants..." which of course is still a personal favorite...After all who hasn't found him or herself in someone else's pants just when the po po wants to search them?...."researching a role..."...Yeah, I haven't acted since playing the snake in our 10th grade production of Le Petit Prince for my fuckin' French class, but I still like that one...
However, I'm going to have to admit the slight, almost insignificant limitations of the "not my pants" and "researching a role" excuse for ALLEGEDLY bad behavoir and extoll the diversity one could employ with the "google me you dumbfuck" reply...Yes, Courtnay Smegma...you've earned my deepest respect....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...