More Pictures From The Most Elegant Wedding Of The Year
Yesterday, I wrote about the £100,000 fairytale wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and 17-year-old Thomas. Missy's daddy paves driveways for a living, but he somehow managed to pay for this lavish affair complete with her £16,000 gorgeous wedding bikini-dress-thing.
Here's a few more pictures from Closer Magazine of the wedding of the year. These pictures just confirm that this is the way all weddings were meant to be. I need to track down the Quinn's caravan, because I must beg them to adopt me into their family. I have to be around this kind of glamour and elegance 24-hours a day.
There's probably an extra black hole in the earth's core from the intense glamour rays this wedding created. I'm surprised the world didn't break in two.
And don't show Chris Hansen or Peta the third thumbnail below.
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Submitted by Callan on October 30, 2008 - 5:08pm.
I'm originally from the Jersey Shore, but not from the Wildwood area. I lived in Toms River, which is right by Seaside Heights, NJ-- a huge benny summer hangout. It's really nauseating in the summer time. They're loud, they're disruptive, they start fights, they trash bars and their rental houses.
UGH.
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That's the shit that drove my folks and many neighbors out. However, the above clan would fit right in. Think of all the extra bank they'd rake in from the hooking on the boardwalk.
Submitted by Farrah on October 30, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Last thumb.
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*phew* i feel so much better now.
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Cha. It was missing a certain oh... a certain je ne sais quoi without them eh?
And you just KNOW she's going to have her 'dress' and crap boxed with a plastic window on display in their trailer. It'd probably take up 1/3 of the room.
Her comments in the original story were priceless:
“I wanted a proper Cinderella wedding. A day where I’d be the centre of attention,”
“I want to spend my days applying make-up and styling my hair. I want to get into glamour modelling. I don’t know if Thomas will like it, but that’s his problem,”
“I think there will be times I’ll miss my parents, but they’re in the same caravan park so I can always visit, says Missy.
“Thomas might expect me to cook and clean, but I’m not going to. He can look after me as far as I’m concerned!”
poor thomas.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Really surprised there are no laws protecting baby girls from looking like Branson MO. hookers. And if there are, why can't the UK enforce them.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 30, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 5:05pm.
I was thinking of Fellini. I was just looking, now, for a clown carrying a chair.
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Ha! That reference made me think of Godard's film, Week End. Seriously, though...check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yVkBwGiLc
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LOL! For reals. That's very cool - I'd never seen it. I'm savin it:)
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Gad, Leona! Have some class! Oh, wait.... nevermind. Keep that trash coming.
IHeartBerger, dad's probably fleeing for the border to Wales, because bitch can't pay for this shit.
devilgirl, and I think Farrah mensched it, too. WHERE ARE THE LUCITE HEELS? How can a bitch have a classy wedding without them?
Unless Jack Pullman shows up with Mooshine.
I thought I'd seen it all... My, was I wrong...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Wow. There is so much to say, I don't even think I should start. Why are all the little kids dressed as pole dancers?! It looks like a prostitot and pedo convention.
And it's a sad, sad thing when your dad is hotter than your groom. (BTW: Paving driveways? To put on a show like this, he'd have to be a killer for hire who paves the bodies into driveways.)
she's 16, how old is her husband, god damn!
Hooker Heaven...Katie Price must be so jealous she didn't have that first....those are the ugliest females with the hugest tits EVER!!
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Why be difficult when my perky petunias are impossible!
LOL @ JenJen
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 30, 2008 - 5:04pm.
You've been there too?! Gad, I hated it there. The only place more trashy is Virgina Beach. Last time we were there, the Cops had put the half the town on lock down to quell a drunken riot. Terrifying.
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That's why I personally love VA Beach. Where else in the world can you find a park named Mt. Trashmore??
PS Did you scroll down to see the fish story I posted for you?
Submitted by Die gelangweilt...When after a short while your hands tense up and look like claws...In Germany we call it 'Pfötchenstellung'.
I can't help it, I love that they are all in push up bras with their bellies exposed. Top it all off with that, "I don't care that we only just met in the mini van, were so gonna do it behind the church tonight" look on their faces. Gypsies are such fun!
I wonder if the guys are stuffing. I mean, wouldn't it be the appropriate thing for them to do?
sad, no one (except MK) has said anything about the fur....I hope it's FAKE. I watched How It's Made on Discovery the other day, they were turning beaver pelts into ready to wear...it was sick and disgusting.
Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 5:05pm.
I was thinking of Fellini. I was just looking, now, for a clown carrying a chair.
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Ha! That reference made me think of Godard's film, Week End. Seriously, though...check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yVkBwGiLc
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
It's like Trailer Trash Barbie won the lottery and had a Bratz doll coordinate her wedding. Unfortunately Ken was already hitched to that bitch Malibu Barbie so she had to settle for Douchebag Doug, Ken's unemployed wanna-be rapper cousin once removed. Nice to see Skipper, Kelly, Midge, Christie, and Teresa were able to make it.
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Those shoes don't look like exquisite lucite....they look like silver fabric with a bow and ankle straps.
End of days is truly near.
What in Irish Traveller/Hillbilly hell is going on in the 5th thumbnail? They all look like they're from the shallow end of the gene pool. Fug.
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"You're gonna marry your brother whether you like it or not." Mama Bear on "My Big Redneck Wedding"
Seriously, what the super fuck????? These theiving bastard GIPPOS, our honest pound is paying for this freak show. Extra dark fake ass tan on BABIES??? Belly tops?? Stripper heels in church???? WTSF!
Am totally buying this magazine so I can delight/horrify my friends.
PS - Prositots! GENIUS!
'Build a little birdhouse in your soul'
A recent report published in Ireland states that over half of Travellers do not live past the age of 39 years. [11] *From Wikipedia*
I guess this makes it ok for them to be getting married so young.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
WTF? How dare she wear silver heels?? She could have been the most elegant bride ever with shoes from the Shauna Sand Collection. I mean, no wedding is complete without stunning lucite heels. Shame on her for not looking her best.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Nothing wrong with that....As long as they aren't dead!
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 5:04pm.
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*phew* i feel so much better now. Thanks, dear!
They better say "Shauna Sands Bridal Collection" somewhere..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 30, 2008 - 5:04pm.
You've been there too?! Gad, I hated it there. The only place more trashy is Virgina Beach. Last time we were there, the Cops had put the half the town on lock down to quell a drunken riot. Terrifying.
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I'm originally from the Jersey Shore, but not from the Wildwood area. I lived in Toms River, which is right by Seaside Heights, NJ-- a huge benny summer hangout. It's really nauseating in the summer time. They're loud, they're disruptive, they start fights, they trash bars and their rental houses. UGH.
She seriously paid way too much for that wedding gown. You see how even Brits' whitetrash are even worse than our own, hahahah!
Submitted by Big L on October 30, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Yes, I think it's the latter, Mrs. K...You have penis-vision.... :o)
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by Vintagevamp on October 30, 2008 - 5:02pm.
From what I've seen, this is pretty typical wedding attire for Chavs/gypsies/Roma/travelers/tinkers, whatever you want to call them. Very "interesting" culture
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There's a lot of edumacation about it on the last thread. I, myself, became acquainted with them on Law and Order:)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Yes, I think it's the latter, Mrs. K...You have penis-vision.... :o)
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 30, 2008 - 5:00pm.
This isn't a wedding--this is a George Harrison
video!
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I was thinking of Fellini. I was just looking, now, for a clown carrying a chair.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
These people must be from a gypsy family. They look like the type of people that live in groups and raise the daughters to be screwing by 12. What was that crazy town i the US somewhere where little girls are dressed like whores and paraded around. That's what these people remind me of.
Submitted by Big L on October 30, 2008 - 5:02pm.
I don't see any penis shaped balloons....
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Mmmm, maybe I'm seeing things...or maybe I have a one track mind...
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by Farrah on October 30, 2008 - 4:55pm.
sorry hos if you have pointed out this one, (too lazy to scroll down) but wtf? isn't this supposed to be the most elegant wedding evah? if so, where are the bride's EXQUISITE LUCITE HEELS???
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Callan on October 30, 2008 - 4:53pm.
"why is the groom dressed like he is a North Jersey benny guido who parties at Wildwood in the summer?"
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You've been there too?! Gad, I hated it there. The only place more trashy is Virgina Beach. Last time we were there, the Cops had put the half the town on lock down to quell a drunken riot. Terrifying.
GIG, she is 16, but unfortunately he isn't 21 and apparently Papa wouldn't shoot him if he knew what they'd done.
It takes quite a set of balls to flash your coochie to a man of the cloth.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by Snowblood on October 30, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Off T: Someone was asking after you a coupla days ago - did they eventually find you? It was kitten somfink...sick kitten
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yeah, i remember. i think it was sick.kitty something like that. But i think she was looking for Snowblood in a "cuttabeesh" kinda way...at least that's the vibe i got. But then again, i always get "cuttabeesh" vibe. It's in mah blood.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I don't see any penis shaped balloons....
In the last thumb, they look REAL thrilled to be there.....
From what I've seen, this is pretty typical wedding attire for Chavs/gypsies/Roma/travelers/tinkers, whatever you want to call them. Very "interesting" culture.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
See - the little flat chested girls are throwing off the symmetry of all the fake titties at the wedding.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
F*** this...wheres the wedding video?! I must see how all this sh** came together. This would make for a great MTV True Life episode.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Traveller
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
And the bridesmaids are SO lucky! They'll be able to wear those dresses anywhere!
AND I think those little girls are HILARIOUS! Seriously - if I saw I would laugh HARD.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
@ Green Is Good:
For your fish shooting pleasure:
Date: Sun, 30 Jun 1996 01:00:48 -0700
From: XXXX XXXXX
To: cynsa@well.com
Subject: another good story...
I worked for three years as a an emergency medical technician on the San Francisco Peninsula. My original partner has progressed and is now a licensed paramedic in San Francisco proper. His favorite call story involves being called code-3 to a residence by county communications for a 32 year old male. According to the dispatcher, the patient was complaining of a sudden onset of lower-quadrant abdominal pain. When the team arrived at the residence, they found the man on the toilet wincing with pain and telling them that he had done something "really stupid." On examination, the team found that the man had a frozen fish up his ass. The man had inserted the fish, head-first up his rectum from out of the freezer. After two or three "strokes," as he put it, it thawed out enough that the dorsal fin extended, making removal next to impossible. As professional as medical personnel often are required to be, my friend admitted that they both laughed out loud when they realized the predicament. When the patient looked at them in anguish, my friend could not contain it - "sir," he said: "You really should chew your food a little better!" He said the patient winced and laughed with them. -PK
CAUTION: I suffer from snarkolepsy.
The only thing the bride could have done more tastfully would have been in her shoe selection, a Shauna Sand lucite would have pulled everything together so much better.
This is just too sad for words. Those little girls and the experiences they may or will have. Ugh!
Groom's mom in 5th picture does not look happy. She must not own a caravan.
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This isn't a wedding--this is a George Harrison video!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Isnt there some new show out where some guy "fixes" weddings that the brides are making way trashy/tacky? He would have seriously had his work cut out for him on this one! Also, whats up with all the huge tits? Even the 16 y/o bride has them! Surely they havent already paid for a tit job for her? Wait a min, forget i asked that! lol.
ugh. this is some real footballer's housewives shit. without the new money of course.
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 4:55pm.
And WTF is with the little girl in the bottom middle thumb? How old is she? 11? 12?
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well, if she's 12, that means she has only 4 years til her own big day.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?