More Pictures From The Most Elegant Wedding Of The Year

Yesterday, I wrote about the £100,000 fairytale wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and 17-year-old Thomas. Missy's daddy paves driveways for a living, but he somehow managed to pay for this lavish affair complete with her £16,000 gorgeous wedding bikini-dress-thing.

Here's a few more pictures from Closer Magazine of the wedding of the year. These pictures just confirm that this is the way all weddings were meant to be. I need to track down the Quinn's caravan, because I must beg them to adopt me into their family. I have to be around this kind of glamour and elegance 24-hours a day.

There's probably an extra black hole in the earth's core from the intense glamour rays this wedding created. I'm surprised the world didn't break in two.

And don't show Chris Hansen or Peta the third thumbnail below.

VIA Heatworld

Thanks Kate

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Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:53pm.

What the fuck is up with the two 12 years old dressed like hookers?!?! OMG! The one in white and the one in beige/gold! HOLY SHIT! Thats sooo fuct up!!! Straight up hooker wear!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:52pm.

How many wedding guests were busted for drunk & disorderly? ALL of them!

Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:52pm.

Holy shiot! Did you see the knockers on that chick in thumb 5?? Well, I guess, how could you not...they are almost out of her dress.
Such a lady. Ewwwwwwww

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:51pm.

Submitted by SueCalico on October 30, 2008 - 6:14pm.
That's amazing. American trash doesn't hold a candle to British trash. Seriously. I don't think I've ever seen pictures of an American wedding that was quite as trashy as this one.

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Obviously you haven't feasted your eyes upon this trashy American wedding:
http://jeffersonian.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/redneck-wedding.jpg

or this one:
http://media.buzzhumor.com/7/Redneck_Wedding7ff090.jpg

and here's a doozy:
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm269/heidipq/redneck_wedding.jpg

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:47pm.

Snowblood on October 30, 2008 - 5:33pm.

I found the post - you'll love it..

Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 21, 2008 - 3:09pm.

Snowblood, I'm looking for a poster on here named SNOWBLOOD who was banned from another celebrity blog for being more articulate than the site owner and her minions themselves back around Labor Day. Snowblood, you are soooo missed!

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Submitted by SueCalico on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:44pm.

That's amazing. American trash doesn't hold a candle to British trash. Seriously. I don't think I've ever seen pictures of an American wedding that was quite as trashy as this one.

Submitted by harrymike001 on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:44pm.

They ara so happy now!!!!1 It is said they met each other on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:42pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 30, 2008 - 5:54pm.

Class like this isn't bred, it's taught.
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Nah, it's INbred. hyuck.

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Dead Like Me - boom bah

Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:41pm.

Not typical "British". These are Pikeys, where inbreeding is a pre-req...

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Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:39pm.

Quote from HellaciousB "And that 3rd thumbnail is so wrong it's right out of a Diane Arbus catalog."

Ah! Perfect call, HellaciousB! It IS incredibly Diane Arbus!

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:38pm.

And the bridesmaids were stunning in Ajax blue.

That isn't a Culture, it's more akin to a cockroach infestation. I wonder how much trash cash the magazine contributed towards this shitfest?

A fool and his money soon part ways, so my Nanna from Wolverhampton always said. I guess we can find some comfort that 100,000 Quid has changed into the hands of those who work for a living. I mean, some bitch had to stitch all those frocks.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:37pm.

Impending Disaster countdown...1....2....3

Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:35pm.

I don't think very many of them look Irish at all.

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on October 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Ahhhh, and here I thought the brits were supposed to be more "classy" and "elegant" than us "fat, loud, obnoxious, and trashy" Americans.

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All British weddings are like this- or more flashy. Didn't you know that? We might affect tweeds and pearls to you Yanks but behind closed(church) doors, this is how we roll.

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Think happy thoughts!

Submitted by Vivian on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:33pm.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahahasnort!hahahahahgackhahahahahahahhahahhahahapfft!hahahahahahahahahahahahahlmao!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:33pm.

Damn.

Is that a tourist bus in 2nd thumbnail?

Some of those photos should have been Caption This photos.

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Submitted by Leona on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 30, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Class like this isn't bred, it's taught.

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Where's that skool at?

Nite, all.

Pfötchenstellung!

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:30pm.

Doesn't this also qualify as a Business Deal between two families for these Traveler Irish Pimps, I mean People...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by Laila on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:30pm.

I find the pics of the two tarted up little girls in the fur coats extremely disturbing. Why would anyone think it's appropriate to sexualize little kids like that? Ugh, just, ugh.

I'm baffled by the wedding dress, not so much that it's tacky as hell (it is) but how did that thing amount to $16,000? It looks like one of those misguided projects you made in grade 6 home ec. Like it was created out of paper marche, a hot glue gun and the half used tub of glitter left over from art class. Yet it cost as much as a down payment on a house, incredible.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:30pm.

Submitted by decorative item on October 30, 2008 - 5:49pm.

And another thing, dose this wedding not pose the question; Why are we here and whats it all mean?
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1) It means it's hilarious.

2) It means the comedy material is infinite. And again, hilarious.

3) Did I mention the hilarity?

4) The big question would be are the Bride and Groom sterilized? Hope so!

Submitted by Chocofrog on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:29pm.

Idon't know if I want to laugh or cry. this is so DISTURBING

Submitted by Khandi on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:28pm.

Pammy Wammy, can you please give a synopsis of this group? I am too lazy to look it up.

Submitted by HellaciousB on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:27pm.

See what fucken Katie Price started? And that 3rd thumbnail is so wrong it's right out of a Diane Arbus catalog. I must have one framed.

Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:25pm.

I'm originally from the central valley in California...this would be a classy wedding for some people there. Seriously.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:24pm.

Just look at the 6th thumbnail and you'll understand why the wedding cost £100,000; fairies don't come cheap.

Ooooooh, now I want a fairy of my own; everyday I will love it, pet it, and squeeze it until her little eyes pop out.

Submitted by Pammy Wammy on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:24pm.

They are Irish Travelers...that's how they do it! They all look PERFECTLY NORMAL for Travelers... Google them, they are an interesting bunch. I wrote a paper on them and got an "A". Yuh huh.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:24pm.

Class like this isn't bred, it's taught.

Submitted by LunaChick on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:22pm.

So this is how Travelers spend their hard earned *cough*cough* cash?

That young girl, in the second to last thumbnail, looks like something out of a pedophiles wet dream *shudder*

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Submitted by decorative item on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:19pm.

And another thing, dose this wedding not pose the question; Why are we here and whats it all mean?

Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:17pm.

WTF in the bridesmaid pic?
WTF is going on to the left of them? Looks like a fat mermaid hugging the bride. Oy.

This entire wedding is way wrong, but funny.

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by decorative item on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:17pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 30, 2008 -

I stand most humbly corrected:)

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:14pm.

(hi Lory) this is some crazy shit right here...

PS: what are you doing for Halloween?

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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:14pm.

Submitted by Celtic_lass on October 30, 2008 - 5:35pm.

This is what I call a Ho-down!

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LOL! Or a Ho-off!

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HAPPYBMDAY!

Submitted by Leona on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:12pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 30, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Gad, Leona! Have some class! Oh, wait.... nevermind. Keep that trash coming.

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Wish I could have me some class like these wedding people. ha!

Pfötchenstellung!

Submitted by Khandi on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:12pm.

That's what 16 looks like nowadays? Geebus!

Submitted by Creepella on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:12pm.

Scary to think people like this even exist

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:12pm.

Nothing says classy quite like getting hitched at 16, wearing fake tan and living in a trailer park.

Submitted by decorative item on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:12pm.

Is that a baby bump I see on the taller of the two, mink clad, flower girls?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:11pm.

decorative item, that's jellis h8ter!

Submitted by decorative item on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:09pm.

Think about this for a second.You know when the bride picked out that lovely dress she thought to herself how jellous all her friends were going to be. But don't think about it too much or your eyes will fly out of your skull.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:07pm.

Aw, Hekki. All little girls have that dream. I did, too. Despite my complete and utter tom-boyishness.

This Bride is missing something. An actual dress that covers her whole body would be a start.

And maybe finishing High School.

Submitted by Celtic_lass on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:05pm.

This is what I call a Ho-down!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:04pm.

Submitted by Callan on October 30, 2008 - 5:08pm.

I'm originally from the Jersey Shore, but not from the Wildwood area. I lived in Toms River, which is right by Seaside Heights, NJ-- a huge benny summer hangout. It's really nauseating in the summer time. They're loud, they're disruptive, they start fights, they trash bars and their rental houses.
UGH.

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Hey, look at it this way: at least you only have to deal with the bennies during the summer--I have to put up with them for the rest of the year!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Submitted by Candy on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:07pm.

Such elegance and grace. I never thought aqua could bring out the pretty the way it does for this reception. Beauty has never been so graceful.
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Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:03pm.

David Lynch is cutting this shit out and putting it in his scrapbook as we type.

I expect to see those two chubby red-headed girls in his next movie.
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"

Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:03pm.

Quote from Sandbitch - "Off T: Someone was asking after you a coupla days ago - did they eventually find you? It was kitten somfink...sick kitten."

Hi, Sandbitch! Really? I wonder who it was! Do you remember the thread it was in here, where they asked after me? That might've been one of my old friends from Celebitchy, the place where I got banned for speaking my mind and suchlike. I'll NEVER forgive Kate of Celebitchy for doing that to me, that unprofessional bitch. God, that was months ago but I will not forget that mean shit, ever. I miss my old friends from that place...

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 4:03pm.

When my sister and I were little, we used to wish with all our hearts for "puffy dresses" like those blue monstrosities the bridesmaids are wearing. We would have killed for dresses like that, back in the day.

And I LOVE how the bride has her ankles crossed so demurely in the last thumbnail. Priceless.