More Pictures From The Most Elegant Wedding Of The Year
Yesterday, I wrote about the £100,000 fairytale wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and 17-year-old Thomas. Missy's daddy paves driveways for a living, but he somehow managed to pay for this lavish affair complete with her £16,000 gorgeous wedding bikini-dress-thing.
Here's a few more pictures from Closer Magazine of the wedding of the year. These pictures just confirm that this is the way all weddings were meant to be. I need to track down the Quinn's caravan, because I must beg them to adopt me into their family. I have to be around this kind of glamour and elegance 24-hours a day.
There's probably an extra black hole in the earth's core from the intense glamour rays this wedding created. I'm surprised the world didn't break in two.
And don't show Chris Hansen or Peta the third thumbnail below.
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enough tulle there to outfit an entire Tranny wedding convention
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 8:26pm.
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You're my kind of D-Lister. Let's go party with the Tiger.
Kids optional.
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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Yeah, that show was the shit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Double Dog Dare a DLister to drop a tab of acid, drink the requisite PURPLE DRANK and crash a Traveler's wedding... AWESOMELY TRIPPY TIMES! We have those lovlies here in the states as well, you know....
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leave your credit cards, cash and valuables at home. car keys included.
I'm still SO pissed that the riches was cancelled.
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Double Dog Dare a DLister to drop a tab of acid, drink the requisite PURPLE DRANK and crash a Traveler's wedding... AWESOMELY TRIPPY TIMES! We have those lovlies here in the states as well, you know....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pfötchenstellung!
LMAO
They already have me on speed dial.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 7:58pm.
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Calling CPS for letting your child LOOK at this site, or even in the direction of this site.
Pfötchenstellung!
THAT IS her mom and dad in the 5th thumbnail. The mom is wearing the white bra top. Lovely family, aren't they.
WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERS...
Carnies Gone Wild!
The tramp in the white (6th thumb) even insisted on wearing a garter. I've never seen such BEYOOTIFUL dresses in my whole life. Lemme guess...the bride's dress has hand bedazzled rhinestones on it, right?
I see a lot of celebrity resemblances going on here. The mother of the bride: Dina Lohan. The father of the bride: Todd "First Dude" Palin. The bride: Ali Lohan. The groom: A younger, lower IQ version of Matt Damon. Mother of the groom: Marcia Gay Harden. Just my take, lol.
That chick with the HUGE chichis in thumbnail five is threatening to oust our Empress of Lucite as the most glamorous woman on dlisted! More of her, please!
Submitted by lizzieb on October 30, 2008 - 7:54pm.
My eight year old liked the blue dresses. I'm sending her to boarding school in the morning. This sort of thing needs to be nipped in the bud.
LMAO! My 8 yr. old looked at the little girls and said "What are THEY supposed to be for Halloween?" hahaha
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Yay! - the crystal bouquet - I desperately wanted to see it. I can now die happy.
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Submitted by Snowblood on October 30, 2008 - 7:50pm.
yeah, you're right actually, chavs are like, kerry katona, jordan, jodie marsh etc. pikeys are... these people who got married! people who do pavings then move away when they crack grr.
i live opposite these scumbags (but a nice area, honest), and suddenly FOUR caravans moved into their front garden and about three families shared this little bungalow, with these kids running around naked all day and they never went to school.
HAHAHAHA lizzie! Your daughter has great taste and should be rewarded with a boob job and fake tan.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
My eight year old liked the blue dresses. I'm sending her to boarding school in the morning. This sort of thing needs to be nipped in the bud.
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Think happy thoughts!
No, no no Pikeys are worse than Chavs. Chavs are just like, say, Katie Price, right? But Pikeys have a PURpose, a very distinct mission, to rob and thieve and prostitot-pimp better than any other organised group on earth. Chavs just look and talk all silly-like, they're not on a mission like the Pikeys are. Right? Am I right?
It's all downhill from here, honey.
Tacky
i think you'll find pikeys is the right word. chavs, if you will. the worst kind!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Astonishing, yes?
Nope.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Right. And there you have it folks. THE last word on a distasteful subject. Summed up in a tidy, succinct package, eloquently put.
I'm soooo pissed! I was told my dress was 1 of a kind and her wedding was way classier than mine!
Aw, thank you so much, Sandbitch!! That truly warms my heart, I've got a great permasmile and I'm not even stoned! Thanks for that. I hope I run into Sickitten here soon...
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on October 30, 2008 - 6:55pm.
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I think the people in these pictures are the UK type of *travelers* which means they're recognized as a distinct ethnic group; The travelers you are referring to are the North American version who are simply itinerant con men (and women) of no one recongized ethnic origin, who go around ripping people off. I could be wrong here...but that's my take on it. (But in NYC, *travelers* of the UK ilk often drive cabs right?)
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
This is of course a display of shameless decadence, but I'm not sure that it's qualitatively much worse than many other social circus. There comes a point where the expense and luxury reaches such a point that it is an embarrassment, and that when such a plateau is reached, then it matters not what follows. Qualitatively, the effect is the exact same.
An analogy may clear the matter up:
Interestingly, we can study the individual from the most basic fundamental unit - the cell. The cells that I am most concerned with here are the neruons of the brain. I very much believe that it is possible to take the micro-detail of the neuron and apply it to the macro level of the cell.
Let's think of the individual's ego as the neuron's membrane. Essentially they perform the same function. The surrounding neurons can fulfill the role of any societal influence that you care to mention. Friends, family, the media - remember, a neuron's dendritic tree will synapse with thousands of axonal bodies.
THe ion channels that stud the membrane shall play the role of perception and cognition. Yes, perception will operate autonomously, but the raw data will always be shaped and edited by cognition, much like the internal workings of the neuron will filter out stray ions from its intracellular fluid. The intracellular fluid of the neuron shall provide our psychic life.
Now then, much like the neuron's membrane potential will be influenced by the ionic distribution flowing through the brain - osmosis is of course a social function as well as a chemical - it will also be influenced by the activity of the pre-synaptic neurons. Those little buggers that discharge their chemical transmitters so carelessly into the communicative synapse as though it were garbage to be tossed into a neighbor's water feature.
Eventually, the charge across the membrane will depolarize until it hits -70 microvolts, and then, KABOOM! Action potential!
Now, let's say that I were to artificially stimulate a membrane potential of -1000 microvolts - the elicited action potential would be no greater than that triggered by the -70 potential!.
Astonishing, yes?
And so it is with the human. Let's say that we quantify acts of decadence and indulgence as chemical x. The intracellular fluid of the neuron shall be our psychic life, the membrane our ego and the ion channels perceptions. As with the neuron, in the principle of osmosis ensures spontaneous firing - that is to say, that the composition of ions across the membrane will be such that the membrane potential will be enough to trigger an action potential.
And so it is in humans. Despite our best efforts the composition of chemical X - indulgence - will fall in such a way that an action potential will occur. Of course, the action potential here will represent the excessive, distasteful and unpleasant nature of indulgence once it passes a threshold.
Like the action potential in a cell membrane, these action postentials are not strengthened nor made any more severe by further excitation. Once it crosses this threshold, you can through in a cart drawn by little people who have all been styled in your visage and it will be no more distasteful.
It is this principle that we respond to each day when we log on here and shudder at the lives of the ludicrously rich.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin:
Missy's father is no paver of driveways. Missy's father is most likely a "traveler" as we call them in the good old U. S. of A.
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He most certainly is!
Or 'Tinkers'/ Irish Travellers as they are called in the UK. Or any number of other names like thieves, gypos...none of it good.
This has 'Traveller' wedding written all over it. The sexualization they do to their children is so disturbing. I don't care if it's PC or not to say that. Putting a 9 year old in hair so high it touches Jesus along with a glittery bra and panty outfit is not right.
There was a fascinating book/cd about this group called: Irish Travellers: Tinkers No More. Worth looking at if you are interested.
Cheers.
Submitted by justjane on October 30, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Oh No she didn't! That bitch in the 6th thumbnail is wearing white to another ho's wedding?! A little respect for the bride please.
BTW these weirdos have an American counterpart-Travelers. They have a community in SC and travel the country ripping people off. And they tart up little girls and parade them around for dudes to check out. I don't know how they get away with this shit.
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Ah! So they really and for truly are "scum."
And oh yes, any ho shows up to my red kimono wedding in red is getting cut, 'cause they just had to have red that day, so wish granted.
OK DLers, time to unglue my ass off this chair. MUAH thanks for the lols again!
Submitted by HellaciousB on October 30, 2008 - 5:57pm.
And that 3rd thumbnail is so wrong it's right out of a Diane Arbus catalog. I must have one framed.
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Check out photog Mary Ellen Mark. This chav freak show is prime subject matter.
Missy's father is no paver of driveways. Missy's father is most likely a "traveler" as we call them in the good old U. S. of A. Travelers come to the doors of the elderly or those recently traumatized by a storm and offer to "pave your driveway" or "roof your house" or "remove those fallen trees", but I will "need an upfront payment" or "a deposit of....." and then they travel away, never to be seen again! Hence, no photos of Missy's father....or mother, as she is in on it, too, and now Missy has her own partner in crime, Thomas!
Well, now that I peruse all of the photos, It does seem that Missy's father was there, perhpas Mom, too? Or is the lady in turquoise with the small child Missy's great-grandmother?
More White Trash Wedding pics: http://theadventureofalifetime.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/bad-wedding-pics...
I'd send it to MK, but I'd like credit this time.... grrr.
more (somewhat related): http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r19067338-OT-New-Redneck-Pictures
the riding mower and weinie roast are good. (waves at thornie!)
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Dead Like Me - boom bah
These people are Gypsies folks or, like QueenofTrashin states, Travelers. Tacky and trashy or not, crime obviously pays and pays BIG.
Actually her parents are in Thumbnail #5
They are pikeys! =)
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
It beggars belief, really. Having said that, I would have given one arm and one leg to have been invites to this chavistatic mess!!!!!!!! LOVE IT !!! What about the bridemaids in blue??!! ROFL
This shit is beyond nasty....and still I have to keep looking at it.
Some of the adults should be arrested for dressing their kids up like that.
Does anyone know if that site called ChavScum (I think) is still active? Because if it's not down now, this mess made it implode fo' sho'.
and ya -- I'm too skeered to look it up myself.
First time I've been left fucking speechless.
Holy Hay-soos...the bridesmaids are wearing my 70 yr-old auntie's toilet paper roll dolly dresses.
Submitted by SueCalico on October 30, 2008 - 6:14pm.
That's amazing. American trash doesn't hold a candle to British trash. Seriously. I don't think I've ever seen pictures of an American wedding that was quite as trashy as this one.
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WHAP!!
The gauntlet hits the floor!
Game on bitcheees.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I am so glad that I eloped to Stateline, Nevada, and got married in wearing a tee-shirt, blue jeans, and tennies. My husband of thirty years dressed just as elegantly as me. The entire wedding -- rings, license, flower, and gas -- cost us less than $200.
Maybe we've been married for thirty years because we didn't waste money on such a vomitaceous wedding!
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Submitted by Solaera on October 30, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Lol. Fucking tinkers.
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Fuck princess Di...THIS was the wedding of the century! holy shit.
Oh No she didn't! That bitch in the 6th thumbnail is wearing white to another ho's wedding?! A little respect for the bride please.
BTW these weirdos have an American counterpart-Travelers. They have a community in SC and travel the country ripping people off. And they tart up little girls and parade them around for dudes to check out. I don't know how they get away with this shit.
Even the Brits have their white trash.
As if I needed more motivation to go with a red kimono in an understated wedding ceremony.
Lol. Fucking tinkers.
Yeah this will last a week. What the fuck is going on in the world these days?
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Is this world just a dream that these butterflies are showing me?
Thornhill!
I passed on your lesson from yesterday! Now everyone in my department knows what a pikey is and what it stands for.
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Submitted by Im a Princess on October 30, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Holy shiot! Did you see the knockers on that chick in thumb 5?? Well, I guess, how could you not...they are almost out of her dress.
Such a lady. Ewwwwwwww
That's no lady, that's the mother of the bride.
Yeah, she's 32.
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She's flat and that's that!