Stylista: Panic Attack!!!!!

Last night on Stylista (yes, I'm watching that trash), one of the gays, Jason, had a complete freak out, because he was so afraid that one of his fucktard teammates would call him out during judging.

It just started out as a rash (it always does) and quickly turned into a full-blown, pube-ripping, tongue biting, panic attack! I mean, this bitch was on the floor having some sort of exorcism! Some hos came to his aid, but other skanks (like that cunt Megan) just sat back and watched. They could have hit him with a dick or shoved a valium up his cooch! Something! The dude was hysterical. I shouldn't talk, because that's how I get when the bartender cuts me off at the bar.

Instead of freaking out, Jason should have taken his angst out on that cuntwitch Megan! I just want to smoosh her face into a piece of Play-Do so that I can mold it into a heart and then stomp all over it! She makes me so angry! Every time she comes on the screen, I want to take a dump in my favorite pair of shoes as punishment for willfully watching her fuckery!

In the end, the ambulance people came and carted Jason away to the nearest loony bin. No, he was just taken to the hospital, but showed up right before judging. I was expecting Anne Slowey to say to him, "You're such a drama queen!" That's what Miranda Priestley would've said.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by missy on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 4:04pm.

silver spoons ahahahaha

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 4:04pm.
WHO FUCKING WATCHES THIS SHIT THE SAME LOSERS WHO WATCH TYRA BANKS OR DANCES WITH THE FUCKSHITS??

LMAO...Jim, where have you been all of my life?! Probably somewhere typing in all caps =)

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Submitted by Kp on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:37pm.

Also, I honestly dont know what this show is and what theyre doing. Something pointless and waaay pretentious from the looks of it (CW logo)

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:36pm.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:36pm.

If he did have a real panic attack , I feel so bad for him because they are not fun at all.

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Submitted by Kp on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:35pm.

oy, panic attacks.. I feel for him. I used to get those semi frequently. I had to have therapy for stress management because I had those things at work when people got in my face about different things. That being said, he shouldnt have gone on the show if he had such bad problems with being judged. I dont understand people like that who dont react well to criticism but go on these shows.

Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:35pm.

I can't believe people watch this shit. Stylista? WTF?

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Submitted by jim on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:34pm.

ENOUGH WITH THESE FUCKING SHOWS ALREADY..JUST PUT RERUNS OF SILVER SPOONS ON OR SOMETHING THIS FUCKING COMPLETE SHIT HAS GOT TO FUCKING STOP..WHO FUCKING WATCHES THIS SHIT THE SAME LOSERS WHO WATCH TYRA BANKS OR DANCES WITH THE FUCKSHITS?? FUCK I MIGHT MOVE TO FUCKING IRAN AT LEAST THIS SHIT WON'T BE ON T.V., JUST HOT CHICKS WITH HAIRY ARMPITS!!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:33pm.

wow..see this is why producers need to start doing criminal and health related backgorund checks on contestants and put them through extensive mental evaluations. The last thing I need would be for a contestant to pull a "Britney Spears" during filming

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 3:33pm.

i have no clue what i just saw

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