Stylista: Panic Attack!!!!!
Last night on Stylista (yes, I'm watching that trash), one of the gays, Jason, had a complete freak out, because he was so afraid that one of his fucktard teammates would call him out during judging.
It just started out as a rash (it always does) and quickly turned into a full-blown, pube-ripping, tongue biting, panic attack! I mean, this bitch was on the floor having some sort of exorcism! Some hos came to his aid, but other skanks (like that cunt Megan) just sat back and watched. They could have hit him with a dick or shoved a valium up his cooch! Something! The dude was hysterical. I shouldn't talk, because that's how I get when the bartender cuts me off at the bar.
Instead of freaking out, Jason should have taken his angst out on that cuntwitch Megan! I just want to smoosh her face into a piece of Play-Do so that I can mold it into a heart and then stomp all over it! She makes me so angry! Every time she comes on the screen, I want to take a dump in my favorite pair of shoes as punishment for willfully watching her fuckery!
In the end, the ambulance people came and carted Jason away to the nearest loony bin. No, he was just taken to the hospital, but showed up right before judging. I was expecting Anne Slowey to say to him, "You're such a drama queen!" That's what Miranda Priestley would've said.
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Submitted by KD on October 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
I think my brain is shutting down. I saw the word October and thought it said Octopus.
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Ohhh....Jessica Simpson must be near you. *whispers* I hear she's contagious.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I have panic attacks when I DO smoke... hahahaha!! Guess I need to smoke even more! I know... instead of plain old pot, maybe Crack will help my panic attacks! there ya go... LMFAO!!!!
I think my brain is shutting down. I saw the word October and thought it said Octopus.
@QueenCharisma-Years ago I went canoeing with some friends, and of course I got stuck in a canoe with the biggest ass of the group. He gets all liquored up and in the canoe I have a boom box, cd's, fishing pole, clothes, etc. Well he decides to do some sort of Indian standing in the canoe and paddling stuff when he flips us. I get hit in the head with the canoe (the aluminum ones weigh a good 85lbs)all of my stuff is sinking and floating away, as well as I am choking on river water and the guy swims like Aquaman towards his over turned beer cooler, pleading with me to stop drowning and SAVE THE BEER. I am all about saving liquor, but not when important other shit is floating and sinking, and the beer is cheap skunk water Stag. We ended up with NO paddles, shoes, entertainment, clothes, fishing poles, nothing, but the SOB had his fucking Stag beer.
Boys are the new girls.
She just said it was a flatscreen and those things ain't cheap! LOL, I think I would've saved my TV too. But can you imagine your girlfriend falling over, tits flapping in the wind, heel caught in her panties, hitting the floor and you go to save your TV?! LMAO! I think that may've been the last striptease he ever got.
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Quite a quandary you've put me in.... :0)
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Your Mom Ate th... on October 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Jim--every one of your posts is like a panic attack!
funny shiot right thar!!!
No offense to danish decent Jim but still very clever...
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I smoke weed to control my panic attacks. I've been smoking a helluva lot, lately...
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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She just said it was a flatscreen and those things ain't cheap! LOL, I think I would've saved my TV too. But can you imagine your girlfriend falling over, tits flapping in the wind, heel caught in her panties, hitting the floor and you go to save your TV?! LMAO! I think that may've been the last striptease he ever got.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Jim--every one of your posts is like a panic attack!
LMFAO tru dat!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 4:27pm.
THERE IS NO FUCKING THING AS 'PANIC ATTACKS'..FUCK DRINK A BEER OR SMOKE A JOINT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON..
see JIM that's the problem--people aren't smoking or drinking enough...thus the panic attacks.
Jim's posts remind me of that kid Warren in Empire Records...
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
LMAO, YourMom! I was about to say the same thing. You gotta love all caps jim.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I don't know why, but what you just said reminded me of something I read in Cosmo once. This girl was doing a striptease for her man in his bedroom, in front of the TV. She's got on lingerie and stilettos. She's dancing to music, takes her bra off and goes to pull her panties down, but her heel gets stuck in her underwear and she falls into his TV. The boyfriend lunges to save the television while she topples to the ground. LOL...way to have your priorities straight, huh?
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Was it an HDTV? LOL
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Jim--every one of your posts is like a panic attack!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Yes, panic attacks are real, but this bitch wanted attention! That's why the other bitches left the room. So they wouldn't have to give it to him.
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Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:22pm.
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I don't know why, but what you just said reminded me of something I read in Cosmo once. This girl was doing a striptease for her man in his bedroom, in front of the TV. She's got on lingerie and stilettos. She's dancing to music, takes her bra off and goes to pull her panties down, but her heel gets stuck in her underwear and she falls into his TV. The boyfriend lunges to save the television while she topples to the ground. LOL...way to have your priorities straight, huh?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
okie that might be it. Freakin drug hames are so confusing something. i was prescribed one thing and they give me another and I just hope they know what they're doing. part of me doesn't really care, though.
Snowy-Benedryl actually makes me really cranky and sometimes extra cynical too.
There goes jim, taking away man cards left and right.
THERE IS NO FUCKING THING AS 'PANIC ATTACKS'..FUCK DRINK A BEER OR SMOKE A JOINT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON..
KD: well, I know you can take Benedryl to help you sleep so that all kinda makes sense
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
My FIL had to go to th ER for a panic attack once.. And my husband went w/ him,, And recorded him post drugs on his cell phone.. Awesome.. FIL never takes anything, total light weight.. He was soo doped up.. If only it was mee attached to those needles.. If only it was meeeeeee..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED THIS CUNT IN THE FACE AND TOLD HIM HE HAS A DICK, WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!
snow- I looked on webMD to see if I could find it and found out that a med I was give for poison ivy and skin allergies can also be used to treat anxiety! Hmmmmm... Eeenteresting.
poor guy...panic attacks are the worst. you feel like you are dying, your heart pounds & races & you get tingly all over probably from hyperventilating, and things just feel weird & wrong overall. he must have had this before, he needs a xanax script stat.
KD.. my doc gives me Xanax for panic attacks.. But the generic is Alproxalam.. So maybe it was a generic Valium.. mmmm *drools cause I think about taking a handful and possibly pissing myself. AGAIN* ha oooops!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
my Valium brings Okie to the yard, okes, what is this pill KD describes? do you know?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowy, You said Valium, cause you knew, I'd see it on the side and have to click on it.. It totally worked... *does jolly green weed giant dance*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
KD Benji Madden would know....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Shoot, my friends wouldn't help me if I were having a heart attack. I can't imagine what they would do in the event of a panic attack like this dude's.
Snow- no, I know it wasn't valium. it started with an N, I think.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 4:06pm.
JIM for hot chicks with hairy armpits...see the Afternoon Crumbs
Zing! hahaha
I want "Dances With Fuckshits" to be my Indian name.
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Submitted by jim on October 30, 2008 - 4:04pm.
"FUCKSHITS" for reals, jim? People do that?
"It's too much to process."--MK
KD valium I think...sigh, valiummmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Which New Kid is gay?
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is this a trick question???
LMAO...my bad, I should have been more specific..Jonathan Knight. You guys are killing me with the LOLs today =)
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I had a small anxiety attack once and that was horrid. But one of my friends gave me this lovely little blue pill and it worked like a charm. Anyone know what it was called? No it wasn't viagra. It was some sort of narcotic, though.
silver spoons? I've never heard of that. :/
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What is this all about?
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Your right, I wasn't thinking?
Since I suffer from panic attacks, I totally feel for that queen.
It aint funny when you can't breathe, you start to panic more, anxiety sets in and you get all paranoid that you're gonna stop breathing.
But then again, you need to learn how to calm yourself the fuck down when it happens!!!!!!!
Exactly, he did entirely too much last night and the queen was still eliminated...LOVE IT! Meagan...she's just mean and mad cause she is ugly! Simple.
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 30, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Reminds me of the episode of Oprah where that one New Kid on the Block member...the gay one...talked about living with a panick attack disorder and looked like he was gonna cry and sh** all over himself during the whole interview:
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Jonathan with the chin.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
GD, Jeffro! Great minds.... :)
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Which New Kid is gay
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This is a trick question, right?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Which New Kid is gay?
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is this a trick question???
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Which New Kid is gay?
Reminds me of the episode of Oprah where that one New Kid on the Block member...the gay one...talked about living with a panick attack disorder and looked like he was gonna cry and sh** all over himself during the whole interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD3dLTdr2RY
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Jim needs a hug
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OK MAN, STEP OFFFFFFFF!!!!!
Jim is mine, so just watch it.
Hi Jimmy!!!!!!!
*adjusting seams on stockings*
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Jim needs a hug
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Omg, JIM. Stop making me spit on my screen!!
OT: I feel bad for this guy. I have panic attacks sometimes...not quite that bad, though!