Stylista: Panic Attack!!!!!
Last night on Stylista (yes, I'm watching that trash), one of the gays, Jason, had a complete freak out, because he was so afraid that one of his fucktard teammates would call him out during judging.
It just started out as a rash (it always does) and quickly turned into a full-blown, pube-ripping, tongue biting, panic attack! I mean, this bitch was on the floor having some sort of exorcism! Some hos came to his aid, but other skanks (like that cunt Megan) just sat back and watched. They could have hit him with a dick or shoved a valium up his cooch! Something! The dude was hysterical. I shouldn't talk, because that's how I get when the bartender cuts me off at the bar.
Instead of freaking out, Jason should have taken his angst out on that cuntwitch Megan! I just want to smoosh her face into a piece of Play-Do so that I can mold it into a heart and then stomp all over it! She makes me so angry! Every time she comes on the screen, I want to take a dump in my favorite pair of shoes as punishment for willfully watching her fuckery!
In the end, the ambulance people came and carted Jason away to the nearest loony bin. No, he was just taken to the hospital, but showed up right before judging. I was expecting Anne Slowey to say to him, "You're such a drama queen!" That's what Miranda Priestley would've said.
In the end, the ambulance people came and carted Jason away to the nearest loony bin.
LOL
I dunno if I learned or got used to situations when I got older, but i'm not nuts with anxiety anymore and i'm so glad. It's awful. Rather deal with depression.
I used to be the Anxiety Queen. I wouldn't freak out THAT much but I would freak out bad enough. I learned how to stop myself over time. I have Klonopin but I hardly even take them.
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on
☆☆☆☆ W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ☆☆☆☆★★ a great place for you all to find soul mate
☆☆☆※※※※※☆☆☆☆※※※※※☆☆☆※※※
I want Megan & Kate gone! They have something in for the guys. 2 guys have left already. I bet that fugly cunt Megan will win. She is a butt kisser you can tell.
I bet the real job at Elle is to clean the toilets or to eat Anna's shit for breakfast. Highly doubt they'll give an editorial job/apartment to one of those losers.
I had the same reaction when the Golden Girls was canceled. It still hurts.
_____________________
"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Submitted by Candy on October 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
What's it called? I'll get us all some.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I gave the actual bottle to my sis. When she answers her fucking phone I'll tell you the name. It's tiny. Smaller than the smallest Xanax I've ever taken and white. They didn't give me refills. I have to go back once a month. They also have to call the doctor and confirm the prescription so I know it's a powerful medication. The doc told me they use a stronger form of the pill to put you under for surgery I know it starts with an 'L' but I don't know the exact name.
It was probably Lorazepam (generic Ativan).
the worst thing she could have done is lay him down. you gotta let him sit up so he can breathe better. plus his hands were tingling because he wasn't exhaling enough of his CO2 so his acid balace is out.
I went to high school with Megan. For realz. And she really is just that bitchy. The editors don't have to do much to make her look like the bitch she is.
I thought he faked it, but I'm a cunt. Also, is it just me or does he look like MK's mongo brother?
Submitted by Youri on October 30, 2008 - 7:58pm.
If I was there I would get a chair and watch the crazy unfold. I would laugh my ass off as well.
*************
You are cordially invited to Christmas at my house, you hot ho.
Pfötchenstellung!
If I was there I would get a chair and watch the crazy unfold. I would laugh my ass off as well.
I was expecting one of the usual 'panic attacks' drama queens throw, but that was hardcore. Poor guy.
Hahaha! MK, I'm glad you're on this shit, I hate all that crap on TV but Stylista is my new addiction! And i Too hate that bitch Meagan, right now my Fave is Ashlie. I liked Jason and I actully felt bad for him while having that panich attack...Pobrecito = (
***********************************************
"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Your hands turn into claws because you're not getting enough oxygen. That happened to me right in front of the emergency room last december with the security looking at me like I was invisible. My hands and my toes clawed up and I couldn't open my eyes. The guy ran out of the ER and told me to breathe because I wasn't breathing in and out. I was gasping. I forgot what he called it but it could cause brain damage. I was in pain because my appendix was about to burst and my sister was driving me to the hospital in my brand new BMW whhich she almost totalled on the way there (It's a 10 minute drive) I freaked. The pain and the horror struck me all at once and almost killed my ass. I was laid out on the damn ground in front of the ER and I swear this is no lie, this white trash Wakenhut security guard bitch stood there smoking a ciggy while I was curled up on the damn ground trying to breathe. My sister had ran into the Er to get somebody and I tried to get out of the car. Total fucking mess.
As for the boss from hell, at least their boss didn't call them 12 hours after surgery at 5am to ask them when they were coming back to work. At least their boss didn't terrorize them with *67 eveyday to ask them when they were coming back to work for a month and demand a copy of the Er admittance and release slip to be faxed to them to prove I was actually ill. I wont go further because Im beginning to think my job has turn me into a med addict.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
The other reality shows should share this guy.
The ambulance could have taken him to a hotel room where 'Intervention' was waiting for him. Then he could be whisked off to 'Celebrity Rehab'.
What's it called? I'll get us all some.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I gave the actual bottle to my sis. When she answers her fucking phone I'll tell you the name. It's tiny. Smaller than the smallest Xanax I've ever taken and white. They didn't give me refills. I have to go back once a month. They also have to call the doctor and confirm the prescription so I know it's a powerful medication. The doc told me they use a stronger form of the pill to put you under for surgery I know it starts with an 'L' but I don't know the exact name.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
"I just want to smoosh her face into a piece of Play-Do so that I can mold it into a heart and then stomp all over it! She makes me so angry! Every time she comes on the screen, I want to take a dump in my favorite pair of shoes as punishment for willfully watching her fuckery!"
So much self-loathing, MK! Hahahahahh! I think I would secretly love if "fuckery" became an actual word that you'd look up in a dictionary, and you would be listed at the sole inventor of this word. Ah the glory that is MK!!!
Your face!
I have panic attacks when I DO smoke... hahahaha!! Guess I need to smoke even more! Many friends I met on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com== think so too. It is a good place for sports lovers.
Oh, and I take paxil now..and that's it. Those crazy wack drs try to add stuff on for me being bipolar/ocd/ptsd but I say HELL to the NO. Im not f'ng with my meds anymore.
Ok..panic attacks most certainly CAN last that long..trust me. I'm the queen of panic attacks. I've had them since I was 9. (yes, I'm one fucked up biotch) but anyways, when my meds quit working after being on them for years, I started having these massive ones that lasted HOURS..the f'ing paramedics were freaked out, my hubby was mortified and my ass was screaming and hyperventilating and any other craziness you could think of. I ended up going through 15 different meds before they found one that worked. That was my year of hell. Umm..where was I?? oh, yeah, and not once did my hands turn into claws..lol..they did cramp to hell and go numb, but that's it. So psht I say..that was a panic attack.
Submitted by Candy on October 30, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I took both. Xanax and Valium. It doesn't do shit for me so they upped me to this little mini white pill last week. Its in the same family but stronger. Simply take one pill and pass the fuck out peacefully. I have issues.
***********************************************
What's it called? I'll get us all some.
Pfötchenstellung!
I took both. Xanax and Valium. It doesn't do shit for me so they upped me to this little mini white pill last week. Its in the same family but stronger. Simply take one pill and pass the fuck out peacefully. I have issues.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on October 30, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Personally, I take Xanax because of my family.
Or for whatever, really.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt...When after a short while your hands tense up and look like claws...In Germany we call it 'Pfötchenstellung'.
That was not a panic attack. Bitch forgot to take his crack meds for the day. It happens.
Anne peeped it for what it was that's why she let the dyslexic gay stay.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on October 30, 2008 - 4:59pm.
I don't believe that this was a real anxiety attack. They don't last that long. And I also don't think that he was hyperventilating. When you do so after a short while your hands tense up and look like claws. In Germany we call it 'Pfötchenstellung'.
That's effin' great. Just found my new siggie.
Thanks!! LOL
CAUTION: I suffer from snarkolepsy.
I don't believe that this was a real anxiety attack. They don't last that long. And I also don't think that he was hyperventilating. When you do so after a short while your hands tense up and look like claws. In Germany we call it 'Pfötchenstellung'.
However, his hands were completely normal.
I think he only put on a show to get attention.
Btw, do you take Xanax to prevent anxiety attacks or depression? Or both?
Submitted by KD on October 30, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Leona- in my family, we don't steal, we liberate. ;)
Ole Leona is available for adoption...LOL.
CAUTION: I suffer from snarkolepsy.
@Sandbitch- Hmm, well now that you mention it, my ass isn't looking so small these days.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Leona WHERE'S MINE I'M FREAKING OUT OVAH HEAH! LOL
Sorry, bebe, your need is not as great.
I been lovin' you long time. MWAH.
CAUTION: I suffer from snarkolepsy.
Leona- in my family, we don't steal, we liberate. ;)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 4:51pm.
____________________________________________
LOL! He gets a pass since he's the hub.
********************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by KD on October 30, 2008 - 4:49pm.
LeOna! Are you a doctor??
No, But I do steal scrips.
Uh-oh.
*edit*
CAUTION: I suffer from snarkolepsy.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
@Sandbitch-I now see what you mean. When I first read your post, my paranoid thinking was you were saying I was a fat ass. Lol!
====
LOL - I thought YOU were saying YOU was having a fat ass!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Yup, and since he's your boo and all, we can't disrespect him because then we're disrespecting you. NOBODY is allowed to cross Mrs. K! ;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell that to PUDGE!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
♥
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
They didn't show this last night in LA! Stupid Clippers game. I'm so sad about it!
--------------------------------------
"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 4:48pm.
_____________________________________________
Lucky bastard, lol.
*********************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
LeOna! Are you a doctor??
See ya, snowy!
***************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Don't fight it, Jeffro - you know where your loyalties lie. Then again, how DOES a guy choose between Sportscenter and pussy?
-------------------------------
No need to choose, I have a DVR! :-)
------------------------------------------------
"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
@Sandbitch-I now see what you mean. When I first read your post, my paranoid thinking was you were saying I was a fat ass. Lol!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 4:42pm.
_______________________________________
Yup, and since he's your boo and all, we can't disrespect him because then we're disrespecting you. NOBODY is allowed to cross Mrs. K! ;-)
***************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Leona WHERE'S MINE I'M FREAKING OUT OVAH HEAH! LOL
goodnight peeps, I'm going home to smoke my panic away
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by oklahoma on October 30, 2008 - 4:24pm.
KD.. my doc gives me Xanax for panic attacks.. But the generic is Alproxalam.. So maybe it was a generic Valium..
Generic Xanax is actually Alprazolam.
*takes out scrip pad and writes one for jim*
*writes out another for okie and for ownself*
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Don't fight it, Jeffro - you know where your loyalties lie. Then again, how DOES a guy choose between Sportscenter and pussy?
@ devilgirl: LMAO!!! You should've pushed his ass in the river.
**********************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Speaking of weed and panic attacks, I gotta go. Father in law is arriving for a visit, and I've gotta start swilling. Hopefully we don't have to breach the subject of his daughter's bi-curious side before my buzz kicks in.
------------------------------------------------
"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
@QueenCharisma-Years ago I went canoeing with some friends, and of course I got stuck in a canoe with the biggest ass of the group.
====
I read that as "her fat ass got stuck in a canoe"
I get panic attacks when I can't get any weed....;P
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 4:33pm.
You gotta love all caps jim.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's the law.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by moomarse on October 30, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I have panic attacks when I DO smoke... hahahaha!! Guess I need to smoke even more! I know... instead of plain old pot, maybe Crack will help my panic attacks! there ya go... LMFAO!!!!
------------------
If you're looking to stop your panic attacks I'd be more than happy to take your weed off your hands for you.
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon