Thursday, October 30th 2008
Chloe Lattanzi Looks Different
Chloe Lattanzi, the star of my spring obsession "Rock the Cradle," might have made a little visit to the Tupperware factory recently. Unless it's totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits. Maybe the beauty of Chloe's face is too much for them to take so they are slowly making their way to her back, hoping she doesn't notice. Keep creeping, chichis! You'll make it there by the end of the week.
Even if Chloe did figure it out, it would take three rolls of duct tape, a few tubes of Gorilla Glue, two tractor pulls and a dozen clamps to get her tittays back together. They're a pair of stubborn motherfuckers.
Here's the Opera Princess of Darkness and her determined chichis at a charity event last night.
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You could drive a fleet of trucks through the tunnel between her plastic boobs.
That's cause they are fake as all fuck....
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so. sad. *sigh*
i just always remember Matt Lattanzi was BRRAAAAAAAAAD! in Grease 2.
i fucking LOVE that hot mess shit. goddamn, it's my favorite fucking movie. *sigh*
poor little Chloe. she needs to eat, lay around a little and quit fucking with her face.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 30, 2008 - 6:16pm.
The problem with ONJ as a mother, stated by Chloe in People mag (the bible), was that ONJ was simply absent and Chloe was in the care of nannies and the like for the majority of her childhood.
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And there, in a tidy nutshell, is the Brangelina brood's future.
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She has lost weight. That is why she looks so different.
She has anorexia, and is apparently struggling.
That is one ugly puppy. Jeez can't she see that she is totally fucking herself up!
Just can't believe ONJ spit this one out.Wha' hapeen mang? Chloe & Courtenay Semel should have a "ugly off" for all the marbles.
Someone needs to get her plastic surgeon a compass and see if he can get those funbags correctly aimed.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Lets fuck with her and tell her that those tits make her look really FAT.
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The war isn't working.
An ANA with plastica how lovely...bet she has a nasty pain pill addiction now from the post op...
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The war isn't working.
Damn! Joe the Plumber has his head in everything these days...
I blame Posh for this boobacity...Yeah, think about it. Once you see tits like that, do Posh's wonky tits look that bad????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her and Allegra must be in some sort of anorexia and botox contest with these gypsy/traveller/future ho-wedding girls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVuFlPDp3_M&feature=related
skip to 17sec and 40 that girl is beating this bitches down with her bones.
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Oh my goodness!, oh my goodness!, I've got to call Loquita!
Chloe looks like total shit. Even Christy Brinkley's kids aren't physically messed up like Chloe and Christie has been married 4 times.
ONJ seems like a nice woman and so beautiful. Doesn't seem like she did a very good idea giving Chloe any self esteem though. This girl obviously has issues. Sad she is only 22 and looks sickly and much older.
Chloe would probably beat Allegra, looks like she has a little more weight, especially in that big booble-head of hers. I think maybe her head weighs more than her body, or at least that's what it looks like, maybe thanks to the those collagen swollen lips. Damn ONJ needs to cut this girl off from all the plastic surgery! She looks BEAT and she's only friggin' 22 years old, yikes! And that gap between her boobs is frightening!
Your face!
I just puked into my hand at the sight of her disgusting milk bladders.
She is ugly!!!!!! I met many sexy girls on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!! i
Olivia Newton-John craze was way before my time, so I don't feel as if she's incapable of being a sh*tty mommy.
That said, I also concede that there are other factors beyond a parent's control in how their children will turn out. Could be that her daughter's problems were caused by society's incessant obsession with thinness.
I'd be scared to death if I had children and had to raise them in this world.
ETA: yes, the irony isn't lost in me that her mother did help feed into this fitness obsession, which might lead people in the wrong path. However, ONJ is just a clog in the machine controlling/telling people they must do anything - including self destruction - to be thin.
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Okay, cage match between Chloe Lattanzi and Allegra Versace...who wins?
I don't think it's fair to blame ONJ's parenting for her daughter's anorexia. I think a parent can do everything right and it's no guarantee their kids won't wind up with a psyche disorder. If anything, I would think that someone like this is more prone to anorexia because her mother was beautiful and famous and that's a hard yardstick to measure yourself against.
The problem with ONJ as a mother, stated by Chloe in People mag (the bible), was that ONJ was simply absent and Chloe was in the care of nannies and the like for the majority of her childhood.
Shit, this girl is messed up. How can you look like this when your mother is ONJ? HOW?
Clarisse, LOVE the Gemini gag:
"Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again."
I want that candy, and I want I NOW!
On topic:
Olivia Newton John and (a couple of people mentioned Donetella Versace.) I don't know what issues happened in terms of raising their daughters, but they certainly are fortunate enough to be able to afford the BEST care for their ADULT daughters.
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Damn, she's got a 60 watt head and a 30 wtf chest. That is truly frightening.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 30, 2008 - 5:06pm
"Aquarius builds the costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts."
SHIT!! My flashlight costume was suppose to be a surprise!!! Now everyone will know it's me!
DAMMIT!!! I've shorted out again!
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Why be difficult when my flashlight suit is impossible!
Clarisse: I LOVED IT! (Capricorn)
*talkin' into Chloe Lattanzi's cleavage*
Hellooo ooo oo o...??? ECHOoo ooo oo oo o!!
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Why be difficult when I trip the light fantasic and am impossible!
WOW!
I just puked!
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Blanket Jackson is going to look just like her when he grows up.
Kdraco / GIG,
You guys started it.
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Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leos plan their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius builds the costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Submitted by starsign on October 30, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Could someone supposedly so NICE have raised such a messed up daughter?
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Whoa! According to Wikipedia, this girl was born in 1986... not eating can really have some rapid aging effects, I see.
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kdracofan, if I must:
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
You started it. And Halloween isn't until tomorrow!
Ya know, as a kid, I always loved ONJ. She was so beautiful and so sweet. But now, as an adult, I have to wonder if the 'butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' persona is for real. Could someone supposedly so NICE have raised such a messed up daughter? Chloe obviously has issues about her looks. She is around 22 years old and looks like this! She looks like she has had plastic surgery on her entire face not to mention those odd looking breast implants. She has also battled with anorexia.
I'm not blaming ONJ entirely for Chloe's state of mind but I do wonder if she was (is) a good mother?
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Soooooo your 'latke' party? Latke isn't code for boob is it?
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it's code for potatoes and schmaltz
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Green Is Good: (agreed) but I laughed too
kdracofan, that was AWFUL! (But I larfed anyway!)
(Thanks Jaded the Original)
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when
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> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
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> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
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> on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
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> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is
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> The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
> a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 30, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Mrs K's boobs bring all the boys to the yard!!
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I DO like to show them off.
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Soooooo your 'latke' party? Latke isn't code for boob is it?
My bosoms don't party south of the border.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
@QueenCharisma-Lol! Aren't you taking a chance with waiting so late?
She used to be anorexic, matter of fact, and she's not recovered... UGH, anorexic and totally plastic at that age!!
Submitted by Andraya on October 30, 2008 - 4:11pm.
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I know my daughter will have a boob job at 4. I want her to make friends in preschool easily. The nose job will be a gift for graduating from elementary school. I'm just that thoughtful.
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looks like they are getting plastic surgery at younger and younger ages...very sad. Soon grade schoolers will be going under the cosmetic knife. horrible. She also looks anorexic. Sad!
I'm getting Jocelyn Wildenstein vibes from her scary boobs.
she needs to eat
Whoa. She used to be such a pretty little girl (my sister worked for her mother back in the day). Her dad's genes have done her no favors (much like Willis's genes have messed up Tater Face), because her mom was pretty and delicate-looking for ages (well, before the ill-advised face work). This child is scary, and yes, she looks like one hot fierce tranny mess.