Joe The Plumber Wants To Be A Country Star
Samuel the Unlicensed Plumber aka Joe the Plumber is looking to extend his 15-seconds and he's hired three managers to help him with his "brand." One of his new PR whores said, "He's had a deluge of requests. Right now we're just planning on getting him through the week. There's going to be life far beyond the election for Joe the Plumber."
The spokeswhore went on babble that Joe would really love to get into country music, "Joe is a hard-core country music fan, and he can carry a tune." Fuck. You know he thinks that if Jessica Simpson can do it, so can he. A big-tittied frog/Joe the Plumber duet is inevitable. Papa Joe should be tried and jailed for this shit.
TMZ says that Joe the Plumber's "people" also think he could get some endorsement deals with Home Depot and become the "the voice of Middle America." HOME DEPOT?! That's Rojo Caliente's turf and he better not trespass or he'll get burned.
Ugh. Why can't Joe the Plumber be more like that Joe Sixpack dude. Joe Sixpack is modest and doesn't crave the spotlight. He just stays in his basement, doing crunches and drinking Natty Light. You don't see him trying to put out a country album. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if a Joe Sixpack/Joe the Plumber sex tape accidentally leaked.
Firstly, I love you Michael for covering everything that interests me, not just celebs.
Secondly, maybe Sam the Tax Evader will now finally pay his taxes. Probably not, but at least it would give him some ground on which to base his arguments for lower taxes. Which, of course, he would face under Obama's plan. Douchebagnozzle!
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on
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He has "people"?????? WTF for?
I'll never shop at Home Depot if that D-Bag becomes a spokesperson for them..Well I guess I don't really shop there anyway.........but still
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Just like Jessica Simpson, ths untalented, lying douchebag is republican. Why is it that the worst people on earth always associate with the Republican party, and the party always feels proud to let the idiots belong.
Fuck You, Joe The Plumber. Should be Joe the Attention Whore who claimed to not want to be in the Spotlight. He's just your "average joe" who sells out and cashes in. He'll be lucky to make it into the Surreal Life house. Dickhead.
Joe, go get your fuckin plumber's license and just be a plumber
Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Problem is that "Joe's" employer isn't licensed either.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081016/ap_on_el_pr/joe_the_plumber
How the hell is "Joe" going to be making enough money in his fake future business ownership anyway? Doesn't seem like he's doing much plumbing lately. Just clogging up the campaign with a bunch of shit. Maybe he can find a real plumber to fix that problem.
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Come on, MK, please forget politics and report on celeb sex tapes and hot messes as per usual! I come to Dlisted to FORGET about life for a few minutes - we get the doom and gloom everywhere else these days.
You're kidding me.
And let all the 'recognition' go to his head? Recognition for what--what's there to go to your head? That you're some boring-enough example of middle America to use as a campaign cliche? Wow, dude, way to go.
And Home Depot, please don't do it.
I hate Joe the Liar.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 30, 2008 - 1:30pm.
...But a prime, great example of how Obama dilutes and distorts relatity is his quote of, "I don't know too many plumbers making 250,000 dollars a year!"...
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Nevermind McCain who makes it sound like EVERYONE is making over $250,000 a year, when in reality that accounts for ~1.5% of Americans. 7% made over $100K (11% of household income is over $100K). Except for Cindy McCain, who's worth is estimated at $100 million.
And this:
http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/layouthtmls/swzl_compresult_national_...
The median expected salary for a typical Plumber I in the United States is $37,514. This basic market pricing report was prepared using our Certified Compensation Professionals' analysis of survey data collected from thousands of HR departments at employers of all sizes, industries and geographies.
Using the Obama tax calculator, a married plumber w/ 2 children would save:
$1800 under Obama.
$680 under McCain.
Another Joe the plummer who's spreading the McCain message of love....
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/10/joe-the-would-b.html
Republicans...enough said
Hair Club for Men called. They're gonna take a pass on this one.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Uh. I thought this guy didn't want any more media coverage?
Oh, right. He just doesn't want the "liberal media" asking him questions b/c he comes off looking like a dumb ass.
He'll take his 15 min. though!
Putz.
I read in the Newsweek comments that he was a wife beater whose kid is druggie?
Either way if it's true or not this is just ridic.
"God hates rich people"
Fuck Joe the Motherfucking Plumber. I absolutely despise this idiot with a passion. I saw him on the news after the debate and he was talking about how he wasn't going to let all of this recognition go to his big fat head... so much for that! And did anybody here see those McCain ads with all of those morons saying "I'm Joe the Plumber!"? UGH!
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Big L, here's the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1TT7gt5F0w
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 2:48pm.
That's sort of alarming but somehow not too surprising. The land of make a quick buck and cut corners! Hell yes.
Never heard of this guy
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I can't wait for this plant to fade into obscurity and go back to waxing his chrome dome. November 5th can't come soon enough.
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Will this fucking douchebag just go away already?
I can't find a video clip of McCain calling for Joe the dumbass and him being stood up....Guess I'll have to wait and watch The Soup this weekend.
Did anyone see the interview with Brian Williams/NBC where Gramps got all fired up and actually said "O'Biden" when referring to Joe Biden? Hubby and I just busted up....he fumbles his words quite often.
Submitted by putas on October 30, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Totally legit. It gets redic sometimes, with workers "borrowing" someone's license even tho they have no real employment relationship, but everybody does it. Moreover, the licensing boards that oversee contractors are made up of ex-contractors, so you'd have to shoot someone before you'd get disciplined.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Is that legal?
I'm not much for politics, but the vast majority of tradesmen who work on your house or flat aren't themselves licensed; they usually are working under the contractor's license of the owner.
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Gawd, I'm so over this tool. Just make him go away!
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LOL!
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/30/1616435.aspx
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/30/joe-the-plumber-missing-...
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WHAT THE FUCK IS ANYONE TALKING ABOUT. THERE SHOULD BE NO DISCUSSION HERE. HE SHOULD BE EUTHANZIED AND SHOT ON THE SPOT FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO GET HIMSELF INTO SUCH A STICKY SITUATION.
I'm with bangheadhere.... fuck joe plumber and all the classless bitches who rave on and on about him! He's a god damn figment of some writer's (CARL ROVE) imagination "folks"!!!! Get it through your fucking heads already!!! HE'S A FAKE!!!! What a bunch of stinky shitty shit!!! Can't wait for November 5th...
@ sparkysnemesis-
Joe doesn't 'tell it like it is'. He was a fucking plant in the audience. Get out of your crazy Candyland already.
Bible Spice? Fuck me with a spatula. Sideways.
If AB really came up with that himself, wow, just wow.
(I think Mrs K just orgasmed)
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
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Great.
Get him an endorsement deal so he can make more money that he won't pay taxes on.
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this "15 minutes of fame shit" needs to stop.
people that can and should fuck off:
joe the plumber
palin
anyone from the hills or laguna beach (what a mess!)
the kardashians (dancing with the stars? you suck dick, literally, and you get put on NETWORK TV? NETWORK?!?!?! my brains hurts!)
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Since Chestica released a country CD, everyone else may as well. Fuck it, so am I.
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That is SUCH a conincidence!
I am TOO! OMG! Like O.M.G.!!
My album is going to be called "I'm a little be Cuntry"
Anyone else?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I'd rather see Bambi the Stripper do a cuntry album before this dumbass jerk.
Somebody needs to tell him his 15 seconds of fame are OVER.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on October 30, 2008 - 1:58pm
MichaelK tells it like it is...Whether sparkys nemesis wants 2 listen is another story.
sparkys nemesis, you like the plumber speaking his mind, but you want to tell Michael K what not to write about? You can't have it both ways.
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Stop creepin' into politics, Michael. It'll make you unreadable. Joe the Plumber, even if Joe's his *middle* name (big deal), tells it like it is. Whether America wants 2 listen is another story.
Submitted by Big L on October 30, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Well said.
I'm so sick of this motherfucker. He's a fraud.
Watch he'll be Applebees spokesperson soon, too. Dumb fuck.
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Not Applebees! Ok, this is more serious than I thought. Fuck!
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LOVE ANDERSON hehehheeeeehheeee you remember that? My brother and me are only a year apart and played that with all the kids everyday. Destro is joe the plumber's smart cousin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destro
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I assume this is part of building him up so we can tear him back down. Let's do it!
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Big L I got it too, it's hysterical and made me feel a little guilty.
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Anyone that gives this putz a career needs a plunger shoved up their ass.
zomay on October 30, 2008 - 1:33pm
He looks like the supermarket rip off toy version.
Found next to the fake money and cap guns.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 30, 2008 - 1:24pm
Yeah, it was funny....I was freaked out when I first saw the email...I said WTF??? Nah, I'm not paranoid!! :o)
Does anyone remember GIJOE? Well anyways this guy looks like a dumb DESTRO. Cobra command!
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Ha,ha, it's funny. I just sent myself one.
Here is the link:
http://moveon.org/
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