Thursday, October 30th 2008
Someone Is Actually Marrying Corey Haim
Corey Haim is engaged to something other than an 8-ball. Corey announced on his website that he's going to marry horror actress Tiffany Shepis on May 9, 2009. The two lovebirds first met 12 years on the set of "Fever Lake." They reunited recently at some autograph show.
If you're interested in sending the happy couple a gift, they're registered with Corey's dealer.
Hopefully, Corey Feldman will stop the wedding and whisk Corey Haim away. Those two really belong together. They know it and we know it. If Corey Haim does go through with the wedding, I'm sure an annulment will be filed as soon as the wedding "party favors" wear off.
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Corey fucking Haim is getting married and I'm still single?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 30, 2008 - 12:47pm.
why is her butt so white? lol
Seriously...My butt is tanned and I dont even go around taking picture in thongs lol
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lol good
cause this chick is bugging
actually
her white butt's bugging
lol
Submitted by Clarisse on October 30, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Jeffro11,
NICELY DONE! Didja know that he is also the voice of Chester Cheetah!?!?
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Did'n't know that, I thought it was Killer's voice...I know he(Killer)is one of the voices in the Pep Boys commericals.
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"I, state your name..."
Submitted by kdracofan on October 30, 2008 - 12:47pm.
why is her butt so white? lol
Seriously...My butt is tanned and I dont even go around taking picture in thongs lol
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Jeffro11,
NICELY DONE! Didja know that he is also the voice of Chester Cheetah!?!?
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
If you want to see lots of blood, splatter, knee-high gore and schlock then you will certainly enjoy watching the very tasty Tiffany Shepis filling your screen.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
kdracofan on October 30, 2008 - 12:47pm.
why is her butt so white?
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE
Submitted by Clarisse on October 30, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Jeffro11,
Here I am! Show me what you got!
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Didja see the post about remaking 'The Last Dragon'?
The guy who hires Sho'Nuff to off Leroy Green is played by Christopher Murney...who played the goalie Hanrahan...who's wife Suzanne SUCKS PUSSY!!!
LMAO!!
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"I, state your name..."
YUCK! This is all fame whore attention.
Won't last.
why is her butt so white? lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
She has two Chihuahuas, named after Vlad the Impaler and Boris Karloff.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Now I can no longer tell myself, "I'm not the only single guy out there. So is Corey Haim." Need find a new one.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
her hands on her ass says "this, Corey, is what you will NOT be having for dinner!" Sucker!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by girl_cheese on October 30, 2008 - 12:39pm.
The tag hanging out of her bra is real class.
yeah - as if the white bum, homespun tatts, ugly mismatched g string, and loser fiance were't enough.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Jeffro11,
Here I am! Show me what you got!
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
The tag hanging out of her bra is real class.
Damn, a dumpster-diving fame whore. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel just to get some notoriety. Someone as fucked up on drugs as he is can NOT be able to function in a relationship.
Hey Clarisse, there you are!
Hey I've got some more six degrees of Slap Shot for ya...
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"I, state your name..."
Ewww. You know he has literally not had his penis in a vagina since he was like IDk.. 16? and if in fact this girl touches him.. Its all over with.. he's a cummin.. oooooh oh oooooh.. "oh sorry babe, *blushes* I'll clean it out of the inside of my pants this time, can we do it again, PLEASE?" *she goes and finds corey feldman*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
okie: he's saying "You taste like fish biscuits"
I'm so glad I have no work to do today. Everyone is cracking me UP! where's Lolo? speaking of crack.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
snowp, hahha sorry! just checking to see if that was what you were referring to ;D
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
If Gary Coleman and Feldman can find love, why not Haim!?!!
Jellus h8ters!
Sing it with me ya'll...
Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
The world for once in perfect harmony
With all its living things
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Snow. I just can't even read what you say, All I see is sawyer, sawyer w/ no shirt. Sawyers hair, Sawyers chest, Sawyer, Me and sawyer, Sawyers underwear on my head.. you know how it is.. Its like you and Benji.. True love.. Sigh!!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jebers... his site is HORRID. It's all lame and whatnot, its not even professionally done.
YO COREY... hit me up, I will hook yo ass up with some REAL graphics and a site. MY LORD. What I loved most of all was the art section... that golden frame graphic was just too much.
It looks like something I made ten years ago when displaying my ultrasound pictures "framed" by my program and set up on my AOL hot dog express site.
L♥VE,
PCA
she has a wedgie. ew.
snowpiece, you mean this??
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
okie: LMAO filming what? himself popping his zits? wasn't that lame reality show even cancelled?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ugh,he is GROSS! He used to be so cute!
haha Angel_i.. that was a rough time/night! Sometimes that flat iron is my only friend. well that and my pill bottle. But we all get along pretty well.. Just the 10 of us.. huh?
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
when's the reality show coming for this train wreck??
When COREY isn't busy filming, he enjoys: participating in ULTIMATE FRISBEE
*punches him in the face*
D'oh,, Two for flinching.. what a fucking nerd!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Um...my bad. Up late celebrating Phils win.
O, okie, I could just schmooooooch you!
Especially after hearing about your crying/flat-ironing evening! (;x)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
hahah Angel_I Oh snap. In your face math teacher jane..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Snowpiece.. OMG.. Ew. That is gross. Like how desperate could you be. I seen something about those paintings too, but I was wondering that same thing. Super creepy shit about girls auditioning to date him.. My poop doesn't even want to go to that audition, and it usually goes to the opening anything..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 12:19pm.
okie:
"Many thanks to all who sent in their entries to be COREY's Date! He enjoyed very much checking out your photos and bios, but unfortunately, missed out on taking a lovely lady to the party in question. He'll be keeping your info on file for future dates! :-)
September 15, 2008 - Calling all sweet & hot ladies in the Los Angeles area! COREY is currently offering a one shot at seeing the stars with him at an EMMY PARTY September 18th. You must be at least 21 years old & available to meet with him tonight to discuss your date! Please email me a recent photo of yourself, along with your contact information & a short bio ASAP -- I will be giving it to COREY so he can give one of you lucky ladies a call!"
and who the eff are all these people buuying his paintings for $350?
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More importantly - is that how they met up again??? Ugh.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by justjane on October 30, 2008 - 12:20pm.
May 9 is 69...they're adorable, they are.
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Um...it's five nine.
SoR-RaY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
May 9 is 69...they're adorable, they are.
I thought he was already married...to a crack pipe.
The wedding won't be complete without bill 'fat boy' shatner whingeing about it in the press. LOL!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
okie:
"Many thanks to all who sent in their entries to be COREY's Date! He enjoyed very much checking out your photos and bios, but unfortunately, missed out on taking a lovely lady to the party in question. He'll be keeping your info on file for future dates! :-)
September 15, 2008 - Calling all sweet & hot ladies in the Los Angeles area! COREY is currently offering a one shot at seeing the stars with him at an EMMY PARTY September 18th. You must be at least 21 years old & available to meet with him tonight to discuss your date! Please email me a recent photo of yourself, along with your contact information & a short bio ASAP -- I will be giving it to COREY so he can give one of you lucky ladies a call!"
and who the eff are all these people buuying his paintings for $350?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Corey Haim and Brian Austin Green...same person?!?!?
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"I, state your name..."
pss honey... you forgot to spray the ass...AND your bra tag is showing..
Congratulations Phillies Fans
Ok, if you are going to have a picture of yourself out there floating around, should it be the most retarded one you ever posed for? Love the mismatched bra and thong, tag hanging out and poor quality of the pic in general.
Um why is her ass white compared to the rest of her body? And miss match underwear is fine but, if you're taking a picture atleast match.
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2008 World Series Champions
#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
gf you are no Coco
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ew, Did anyone go to his website. What an awfully sad, Awful.. Just awful sad, awful picture of him.. And.. update much on your site Corey??
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by oklahoma on October 30, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Wow, that's a gay hand if I ever did see one..
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LOL!
Those look like crackie hands to me.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Cory Haim was my ultimate teen idol, first crush, saw Lost Boys like 100 times, etc. What has become of him is both sad and pathetic.