Thursday, October 30th 2008
Someone Is Actually Marrying Corey Haim
Corey Haim is engaged to something other than an 8-ball. Corey announced on his website that he's going to marry horror actress Tiffany Shepis on May 9, 2009. The two lovebirds first met 12 years on the set of "Fever Lake." They reunited recently at some autograph show.
If you're interested in sending the happy couple a gift, they're registered with Corey's dealer.
Hopefully, Corey Feldman will stop the wedding and whisk Corey Haim away. Those two really belong together. They know it and we know it. If Corey Haim does go through with the wedding, I'm sure an annulment will be filed as soon as the wedding "party favors" wear off.
VIA SOW
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on
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i love how jeffro has created a glorious love for The Donger. personally? my fave line is:
"real smooooooth, Cliff."
cause a) it's John Cusack. b) it's got a double meaning. c) it's just hilarious.
i get so many weird looks when i bust that shit out. goddamn, i love that movie.
oh, Corey Haim? honey, no. i love how fucked up that pic of that chick is. ahahahahaha!!!! spray tan that ass of yours, stupid. :)
This is from Corey's website-
"In other news, COREY has found some extra time in his schedule to add a few more 8"x10" custom painting orders at the special price of $350! "
I think they meant $3.50. He should take his spare time to paint that trick's nasty a$$ to match the rest of her back fat.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
Dammit, I'm turning 30 that day! They so better not steal my thunder.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
ewwwwwww He was so cute as a kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 1:33pm.
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"I cut the lawn cause GrandPa hyena acts up"
P.S._(not Donger)
"What the fruck is a frush?"
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Her butt is white and the rest of her is tan. wtf?
Screaming my ass off@ the Crackheads tag
makes more sense than Feldman being married Vanessa Marcil
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
Please, for the love of gravy, use BIRTH CONTROL.
She is so sexy!!!!!!!! It is said she is datingfriends on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
I looked up her acting roles and found that she played the character Maya in the major motion picture 'Smoke Pot Till You Fucking Die'. No, I'm not kidding - that was the name of the pic. Hopefully she did plenty of research for that role. What...I bet Mr. Haim's heart could go at any moment. He's probably had more drugs in his system than the local CVS store carries.
They're planning a country themed wedding.
It's gonna be a Ho Down.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Gross.
it kinda looks like a corn cob on her ass
Maybe Corey's new wife can start palling aound with Gary Coleman's hot ginge wife. They can compare washed-up douche stories.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Is he still selling his deodorant and teeth on ebay?
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
I see a ton of reality shows in their future.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LOL I love the bra strap tag and the white buns. Now SHE'S classy!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Submitted by Creepella on October 30, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Can't be for money - he's broke
Can't be for looks - he's fug
If he has a big dick it probably doesn't work cause he's always high, so what the hell could it be?
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the rocks in his head fill the holes in hers.
(RIP, mom)
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Submitted by Creepella on October 30, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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LOL - maybe she's high?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Corey, Corey, Corey... That's not the kind of woman you MARRY. That's the kind of girl you fuck for a few weeks while you're getting over your last serious girlfriend. This one's going to sell everything you own to buy some Juicy Couture and some meth.
And then get a restraining order against you.
Dumbass.
Can't be for money - he's broke
Can't be for looks - he's fug
If he has a big dick it probably doesn't work cause he's always high, so what the hell could it be?
Two z-listers...how appropriate.
Oh my fucking god SHE WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Well the first thing I noticed about this article is the picture..shouldn't you at least have ur ass the same color as ur back if u are going to pose in a thong---second this article would have been interesting about 10 years ago, oh wait I've lost some time somewhere, 20 years ago back when an 8ball cost $8.00
I would have been jellis 20 years ago.
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
I wonder if this ho-bag has the matching tag also hanging from her vaginal folds to match the one on her bra?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
They just reunited 4 days ago...and now they're getting married?
Will he share whatever he's on??
Well, it's on my 25th birthday *shrug* LOL
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Jeffro11,
"No more yanky my wanky!" has got to be one the funniest lines ever!!
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Submitted by Stoney on October 30, 2008 - 1:10pm.
nicely put...i know how you feel!
favourite quote of the day!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 30, 2008 - 1:33pm.
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"Heeyyyy sexxxyyyy girrrlllfrrrieennnnd!!!"
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Dongger need food!"
So the fattest man gets married and now the other Corey.
Does Corey have any money, at all?
I am trying to find a reason why she would marry him, she has on her Sunday best gold digger out fit up there and all.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jeffro11,
Two things..
1) Feldman is married.
2) What's happenin' hot stuff?
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Submitted by Stoney on October 30, 2008 - 1:31pm.
No, jeffro, he's married to that plastic bimbo, remember?
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Michael Jackson? :-)
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Dongger need food!"
No, jeffro, he's married to that plastic bimbo, remember?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Wow what a classy couple. I'm jellus!
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Clarisse & Drama: Not lowering my standards for anyone...thanks for the reminder :)
Hm, I'm not sure who this is. *goes back under rock*
Submitted by Stoney on October 30, 2008 - 1:24pm.
*tries to think of someone she could marry by dinnertime*
Well, there IS that one dude...
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Corey Feldman?
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Dongger need food!"
should last until the drugs run out..
*tries to think of someone she could marry by dinnertime*
Well, there IS that one dude...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Corey, take a look at the mess that is Jeff Conaway. That's you in about 2 years.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by kdracofan on October 30, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Stoney: If you put it like that!.....fukc!
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Yeah don't sweat it, this one has Celebrity Divorce Court written all over it.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Dongger need food!"
ohh goodie. Another Corky Romano wedding. I give them a week.
Stoney & kdracofan: Maybe because you don't settle? You have taste?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Stoney / Kdraco,
Fret not. We could all be married by dinner time if we lowered our standards.
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Stoney: If you put it like that!.....fukc!
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I remember having a crush on him when I was in junior high. Then I watched Lost Boys my freshman year and realized he was ok but Jason Patrick was sex on stick...lol..