Samuel L. Jackson Is The Shogun Of Harlem
Who's the meanest, prettiest, baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town? Well, apparently it's Samuel L. Jackson, because he's going to play Sho'nuff in a remake of 1985's "The Last Dragon." It could be worse, they could have cast Eddie Murphy.
The legendary Julius Carry, who played the Shogun of Harlem in the original movie, passed away in August.
Dallas Jackson will write and produce this shit. The original plot will remain the same, but will get updated. Basically, it's going to get butchered. I wouldn't be surprised if they changed Sho'nuff's name to Sure Enough. The evil warlords of Hollywood have no shame!
Samuel had this to say about playing Sho'nuff, "I'm a huge fan of the original and look forward to bringing Sho'Nuff into the 21st century."
You know what they need to do to get this remake to work? Bring back Vanity! Pull her out of the church and get her to sing "7th Heaven" in the remake. Yeah, I know she's a born again Christian now and doesn't do any of her nasty shit anymore, but just tell her "7th Heaven" is really a religious song or something. Let's relive the memories below:
VANITY!!!
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on
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I love Samuel L. Jackson but why!! "The Last Dragon" is one of the few bad black kung fu movies. They need to leave that shit alone unless Vanity, Taimak (Bruce Leroy) and his annoying lil brother reprise their roles. This is a sad day in bad black cinema.
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And I should give a shyt because....
Submitted by copperblaze22 on October 30, 2008 - 10:10am.
My childhood memories are being washed away by remakes. I wonder if Taimak(Bruce Lee Roy) will be in it. I'll just die if they touch the Goonies or The legend of Billie Jean King.
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well copperblaze now that you've put it out there i think hollywood may just make a remake attempt on both films lolol. OH GOD WHAT IS THE WORLD COMMING TO? but not to worry. i have the original last dragon on classic vhs. i will watch it every minute until the sucky remake comes out. then i will just cry....
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FU*K This! This movie doesnt need to be remade
More like, Sho' Enuff Already.
Meh.
Pfötchenstellung!
Saythat shit aint so! My brother's gonna shit when he sees this. We were just talking about Sho-Nuff's departure the other day.
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I don't know about this. My pops took us out to Secaucus Lowes 6 to see it when it first came out. The original is a classic! Who is going to play Laura Charles?
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
I had the misfortune of catching this on cable the other day. I was in my teens and don't remember this shit. At first, it was so bad it was good, but then it was just... unbearable. Of course, I used to love the Karate Kid but when I tried to watch it recently, I couldn't get through it either.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Loved the movie...must confess I watched it on HBO over and over again.
I realized while watching Miss Vanity doing her thing that I still dance exactly like her. I guess I gotta get some new moves.
Oh and to those critical of those of us that are of an age to remember that movie...the 80s were the shit, yo. Jealous much?
MK,
If you remember Vanity and other stuff from her era you need to be pushing 40yo. Your amazing pop culture references betray your age...just saying :-P
Umm, how 'bout no. I just turned 23 and I love me some Vanity. It's all about that old skool...f** the new skool. I'll take Vanity, Apollonia Shelia E., Cyndi Lauper, Stevie Knicks,etc. any day. Purple Rain was just on VH1 last night...any one catch it? Sex Shooter is my jam!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I love Vanity...nasty girl...LOL
too bad she is with the Lord now and can't shake it like she used to...although I saw her in an interview lately with NO make-up and she hasn't aged at all!
MK,
If you remember Vanity and other stuff from her era you need to be pushing 40yo. Your amazing pop culture references betray your age...just saying :-P
Might go something like this:
Sho'nuff: What does Eddie Arkadian look like?
Leroy Green: What?
Sho'nuff: What country you from?
Leroy Green: What?
Sho'nuff: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Leroy Green: What?
Sho'nuff: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Leroy Green: Yes!
Sho'nuff: Then you know what I'm saying!
Leroy Green: Yes!
Sho'nuff: Describe what Eddie Arkadian looks like!
Leroy Green: What, I-?
Sho'nuff: [pointing his Shogun sword *it has tassels and junk] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Leroy Green: He's white...
Sho'nuff: Go on.
Leroy Green: He's balding...
Sho'nuff: Does he look like a bitch?
Leroy Green: What?
[Jules cuts off Leroy's arms at the shoulder with his sword]
Sho'nuff: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Leroy Green: No!
Sho'nuff: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Leroy Green?
Leroy Green: I didn't.
Sho'nuff: Yes you did. Yes you did, Leroy. You tried to fuck him. And Eddie Arkadian don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Angela Viracco...Oh and Laura Charles.
Sho'nuff: Does anyone know where I can get a Royal with Cheese?
Leroy Green: You can have my Big Kahuna burger. I can't really reach it.
Jerry Seinfeld burst out of the closet with super soaker.
sorry...Had to edit...Made mistake in there.
Thanks for the sound board link...Awesome!
I'm not a fan of remakes, and this was a classic from my childhood...but if anyone was gonna play Sho'Nuff, it's Sam Jackson.
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My bf is gonna cream himself. He was just Sho'Nuff and Jules this past weekend for Halloween parties.
Submitted by Richard-Schlichting on October 30, 2008 - 10:54am.
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"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Has anyone jumped on the apostrophe usage yet?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
HEY! PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO SAVE THIS AWESOME MOVIE FROM REMAKE HELL!!!!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/SaveTheLastDragon
EMAIL IT AROUND! PUT IT ON YOUR MYSPACE PAGE! THEY CANT DO THIS TO US
Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 11:20am.
gyeah ! wtf is going on in your avie!?!!?! LMAO
HAHAHA what do you mean??? That's Stevie Nicks and her frizzy mop in a witch's hat!
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Remaking a 1985 movie???
Oh lordy! One you youngins bring me ma teeth, ma hat and ma change purse.
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
WE SHOULD GO OUT AND PROTEST AGAINST THIS REMAKE!!!!!!!!!!
Momus the Sarcastic yesssssssss! REMASTER IT!!!! PUT IT BACK IN THEATERS!!!! I WOULD LOVE THAT!!!! DONT REMAKE IT AND RUIN A CLASSIC!!!!!
In 1985 was anyone cuter than Taimak. Come on..NO. We all wished he was really saving us, not Vanity.
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OMGOSH THAT IS MY MOVVAAAAY!!!!! I have that vanity song on my ipod! THEYD BETTER NOT BUTCHER THAT MOVIE! IM PISSED OFF! LEAVE CLASSICS ALOOOONE! CANT HOLLYWOOD WRITE ANYTHING NEW EVER? WTF!!! WE DONT NEED A NEW VERSION OF THE LAST DRAGON!!!! THEY CANT REPLACE TAIMAK! THEY CANT REPLACE VANITY! AND THEY SURE AS HELL CANT REPLACE SHO NUFF! However, Samuel L Jackson is an interesting choice. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEEEEEAAAVE MY MOVIE ALONE!!!!!! *TEARS*
hayell YEAH they need to call Vanity! SHE NEEDS TO BE IN THIS EFFING MOVIE!
Submitted by beautifulgirlforyous on October 30, 2008 - 10:41am.
who knows how to treat a woman on all sides.
Just get him one of those Kama Sutra books, or whatever.
Nostradamus TOTALLY forgot to write about the remakes when discussing the beginning of the End. Either that or they just didn't get it.
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I think maybe Hollywood is having issues with creativity and should go on vacation for a while until they find some REAL inspiration.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 30, 2008 - 11:21am.
Hollywood should just pack it in and stop making movies altogether. It's not like they have any ideas left.
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I have some great ideas for movies.
WHERE'S MY CORNER OFFICE?!?!?!?!?!
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get the fuck outta here?! this movie should not EVER be touched. COME ON HOLLYWOOD! USE THOSE BILLION DOLLAR BRAINS OF YOURS AND BE ORIGINAL! fuckers.
Hollywood should just pack it in and stop making movies altogether. It's not like they have any ideas left.
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I like to do it to you til you holla for more
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gyeah ! wtf is going on in your avie!?!!?! LMAO
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on October 30, 2008 - 10:06am.
This is simply uncalled for. The original was a masterpiece of fuckery. It's perfect. Leave it alone!
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I agree, but I would still love to see what they would do to it.
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"tell her "7th Heaven" is really a religious song or something."
That must be glossolalia cos i can't understand one word she is siging.
edit>: Hi snowpiece! =D
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Submitted by beautifulgirlforyous on October 30, 2008 - 10:41am.
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ha ha this one cracked me up, who is writing these things? someone in New Delhi?
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My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the famous dating site " W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m " Money is not very important
When a movie is such a hit that a remake is being considered, I would rather that the studio remaster the original and release it in a digital format instead of ruining it with a remake.
Remaster not remake!
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Snowpiece!! Sheeet! It does look like that in the Movie Poster thingy.. She's loving it.. He's totally gonna pull her hair!
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is she getting it up the ass from Zac Ephron in that pic?
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OMG...I so LOVE The Last Dragon. I have the DVD and VHS. Vanity's hair in that movie...lawd have mercy. It looked like it was gonna just spark up a flame at any moment. I personally would like to hear a remake of "dirty boys" as sung in the movie.
"Now he wants to see me all...in body oil and roller skates" LMAO.
I thought you was talking aboutShaft, but Samuel L. Jackson is better. ;)
Shaft!
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)
what was the ? =)
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Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
The remake will probably ruin the original.Might as well sneak this in for no reason other than I dig it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNh7NHS-f8
Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.
My childhood memories are being washed away by remakes. I wonder if Taimak(Bruce Lee Roy) will be in it. I'll just die if they touch the Goonies or The legend of Billie Jean King.
How about a remake of "Scarlett Takes A Tumble?"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
SLJ keeps a running tally of the total box office of all the films he's been in. It's some amazing number, like $5 billion.
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This is simply uncalled for. The original was a masterpiece of fuckery. It's perfect. Leave it alone!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
This is my good friend's favorite movie. She is going to freak out when she finds out they're ruining it. Literally inconsolable. totally agree, i love this movie too, and the sports fans @ sportinglove.com love it too........
NOOOOO!!! They are going to ruin my favorite cheesey 80's movie of all time!!!
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