Moooooonshine!
Methinks we've found Brit Brit's next baby daddy. This is Bill Pullman's 19-year-old son Jack and he was arrested last night in Asheville, NC for allegedly beating a government official and possessing moonshine. Moonshine! Party like we're in prohibition times!
WLOS reports that cops arrested Jack and his friend in Downtown Asheville Monday night. They must have made quite a ruckus because they were charged with resisting officers, underage drinking, having moonshine and assaulting a government official. I'm sure cops figured out shit wasn't right when Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other.
Does moonshine make you howl at the moon too? Because that's what this bitch is doing in his mugshot. I want to howl at the moon too. Unfortunately, I don't know anybody who sells moonshine, so I googled for the recipe. I can barely make Easy Mac, so there's no way I can make my this shit. Making moonshine takes serious skill. A skill that can only be found in inbred gene pools.
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I'd fuck him in a second. Imagine drinking a lot of moonshine and then have Jack all yourself.
He doesn't appear to have inherited his dad's good looks.
I think he is quite handsome.
Submitted by jbean on October 30, 2008 - 10:07am.
yeah dude the kind I had was rasberry.. it was tasty!!
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i live in kentucky and we drink that shit all the time...i don't know how to make it though. but you would like it mk, some of it is apple pie flavored!! and peach!! i hesitate to say, better than zima-?
Oh yeah, I am shocked that this is Pullman's son. Bill rules! His son looks like an inbred of an inbred. He belongs on the set of FREAKS.
"I'm sure cops figured out shit wasn't right when Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other."
MK, seriously, you are one funny motherfarker.
Wow, something fucked up happened in Asheville, NC? How surprising. *cough*
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
moonshine is awesome. willie nelson's rodie gave me some a few years ago. YOWZA!
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I've had Moonshine (out of a Mason jar, Baby!), and it's pretty good....altho, if done incorrectly, it can kill you...exciting stuff. It can also make you act like an ass, resist arrest and attack some government douchebag.
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Moonshine
David Kessel
Friday night has come around again.
Getting plastered is my weekend plan.
Time to go and visit local bars,
Get some booze and smoke me some cigars.
Watch some games on satellite TV,
Chew some fat and sing a song off-key,
Give my fav'rite waitress one big kiss,
Tell her how much she has been missed.
Only that I'm never satisfied
With the choice of spirits they provide:
Brandy, gin and rum don't fill the bill
And my thirst for booze they don't fulfill.
I remember back in '62
My grandfather would his moonshine brew,
And he let me taste the stuff he cooked
And he got me positively hooked.
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Moonshine ,
Love of mine,
Better than all kinds of wine,
Better than all kinds of beer.
Moonshine,
Tastes so fine,
Makes me feel, Oh, so divine...
Makes my problems disappear.
Margaritas taste like baby p*ss,
And in drinking punch I find no bliss.
I don't care much for Gumbo Fizz,
It's my granpa's moonshine that I miss.
Chorus:
Moonshine ,
Love of mine,
Better than all kinds of wine,
Better than all kinds of beer,
Moonshine,
Tastes so fine,
Makes me feel, Oh, so divine...
Makes my problems disappear.
It's illegal in this day and age-
Cops have put them brewers in the cage.
And my gramps his old distiller hid.
So that cops don't find it, God forbid!
And since then no matter what I drink,
Nothing makes me feel like I'm in sync,
Nothing sends them shivers down my spine,
Li-ke that heavenly moon-shine.
Chorus:
Moonshine ,
Love of mine,
Better than all kinds of wine,
Better than all kinds of beer.
Moonshine,
Tastes so fine,
Makes me feel, Oh, so divine.
Makes my problems disappear.
YEEHAW!
Submitted by SunShower
Moonshine makes you turn bright red.
Also, beating a government official sounds like a good plan these days. Couldn't hurt the policy-making process; might help.
Jussayin'.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Who's Bill Pullman?
Maybe this can be Vadge's next sex stick victim. He looks too strung out to notice his nutsack being ripped out.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
*turns bright red* Oh come ON! Moonshine? Freaking MOONSHINE?!?! I swear, I've lived (and partied)in North Carolina for the entire 24 years of my life and have never once seen a bottle of moonshine. Leave it to some piece of shit, Hollywood brat prick to come out here and make headlines with MOONSHINE! Why didn't he just go all the way with acting like a stereotype? He may as well have been chowing down on possum stew while wrapped in the Confederate flag. Idiot.
Pass that moonshine, you troublemakin' un-hollywood celebrity spawn. I 'll drink wit' cha...
maybe...
Jesus Christ, moonshine? Seriously?
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They knew it was Bill Pullman's son, because while he was sleeping Sandra Bullock came in and said he was her fiance.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
First I thought it said Bill Paxton's kid because he is a redneck.I did not think Pullman had hillbilly blood in him.How sad...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 29, 2008 - 10:39pm.
James, stay clear of the south and moonshine. Didn't you ever watch your daddy's movie, "Deliverance?" Squeel like a pig?!?
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Nope, ain't like that at all. That movie scarred the heck out of me. I suppose it is remotely possible a little of that may have gone on from time to time. But none that I've heard of. We are just good people with beef and cornbread on the table and a warm, cozy bed and maybe a little bit of moonshine for a passerbyer. And even maybe a couple of 20's in their pocket to send them on their way. I've seen my mom do that.
ick...pullman's kid looks inbred...
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Sometimes a guy needs a mental break. James Haven knows that better then anyone!
Night Sheeps!
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Hey James! I took a mental health break. Nice to see you.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Sheeps!! SmOOches
James Haven thought you went to that Dlisted in the sky! It's been forever - how are you?
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I'm confused. So what else is new? And btw, it took me 45 minutes to type this. :)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 29, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Oh, all fancy and stuff with your pricey "tequila" and "quaaludes"? Look down your nose at some mountaineer home cookin'? They always move away from home, discover the bright city lights, and try to hide their roots......
Dang, he looks like exactly like Billy Bibbit in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 29, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Didn't you ever watch your daddy's
movie, "Deliverance?" Squeel like a pig?!?
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Watch it? Daddy Voight plays it every Thanksgiving. In between the Stuffin' and the Pumpkin pie!
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James, stay clear of the south and moonshine. Didn't you ever watch your daddy's movie, "Deliverance?" Squeel like a pig?!?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by luckycharms on October 29, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Will do lucky! Thanks ------
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@James Haven
Don't do that, James. I'm not sure Daddy Voight would understand the ways of the moonshinners. Just come to Kentucky where we can keep a loving, motherly eye on you, and we will let you have just a little bit for starters.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.
You'll be passed out drunk within 30 minutes.
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Hmmmm, Thanks lucky! James Haven is gonna try and get his mitts on some Moonshine for the next time Daddy Voight comes to dinner.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 29, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Good evening James!
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SmOOches Dee!
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Submitted by James Haven on October 29, 2008 - 10:04pm
What exactly is Moonshine?
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It's homemade hard liquor usually distilled by fermenting and heating yeast or barley. It is much more potent that what you could buy in a liquor store, that's primarily why it is illegal. It's done almost exclusively in the southern US, mainly in rural backwoods areas. You'll be passed out drunk within 30 minutes.
Good evening James!
According to Wiki: Moonshine is any distilled spirit made in an unlicensed still. As with all distilled spirits, yeast ferments a sugar source to produce ethanol, then the alcohol is extracted through distillation using a still.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonshine
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What exactly is Moonshine?
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So this "moonshine" crap is home-made alcoholic beverage or what?. I thought it was another dumbass name for a drug. And I don't know who this dude is or his father.
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That mugshot makes me think he might be a good young'un for that cougar, Liz Taylor. She's got baying at the moon down to an art form!
On the subject of moonshine, I did go to a party once where some good ol' Southern boys brought some they had brewed up. It was the first and only time I've seen or tasted it. I'm telling you, that shit can degrease your oven, take off your fingernail polish, remove oil or lipstick stains from your clothes (wait, scratch that...eat through your clothes) and take paint off. It goes down smoothly (if it's made right) but it hits you like a freaking bomb!
Hooooooch! The last time my dad came to visit he brought me a bottle of hooch. It's was pretty good. Of course this is coming from someone who started her drinking career with Mad Dog 20/20.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 6:22pm.
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How dare you! As God as my witness, I have never used moonshine to lure college boys; only Cuervo and 'ludes.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Damn. Making moonshine is time-consuming and actual work. Whatever happened to just stealing from your parent's liquor cabinet or having someone of age buy you beer?
Who says kids these days are lazy.
Hell, kid, I gots some 1/2 gallon 'SHINE stashed... didn't make it myself (not that gifted or inbred), it's from South Carolina (crafted by a friend's great-uncle)... you're in NYC... shoot a holla' if you're up for some west siiiede transplant CHOLA moonshiner mischief!
You're site RULEZ (for a long while) BTW.
xo
Lu
Does he know about the moonshine being made in Canada from fermenting beans that continues to ferment in the stomach so that person gets drunker as the alcohol is metabolized?
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2008/10/27/7216746-sun.html
Methinks I know where MK will be this weekend!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Bendover, lil' Jackie an' squeal lika pig...Mama tiger done had her some moonshine...I SAID BENDOVER, PUNK! *strappin on some 'quipment*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
he is no Bo Duke! you've ruined my moonshine fantasies
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Hey check this out:
http://www.wlos.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/wlos_vid_1573.shtml
His friends seem normal and say he's a good guy. I guess moonshine really IS that bad. I'm also guessing he won't be setting up a still in his dorm room after this. That pic is all kinds of cwayzeeeee!
In Russia, it's so depressing and cold, they drink the gas right out of trucks to stay warm and high. true
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Moonshine is awesome, but I don't recommend it too often usless you want a new liver anytime soon. That is if you are lucky enough to get a new one.