Wednesday, October 29th 2008

It's The Baby With The Unfortunate Name!

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their new two-month old baby, Zuma Nesta Rock, to a place called "the library" today. I've heard of that place before and I think I've seen it in movies, but I didn't know it was real. You learn something new every day.

Zuma Nesta Rock looks about as confused with his name as we are. I think he's still trying to figure out why the fuck his parents made him sound like an energy drink or a planned community in Arizona. I'm sure some of you get weepy every time you see his name, because Zuma reminds you of Zima and you're still mourning the demise of your favorite malt beverage.

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Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:05pm.

I want to Nesta in her Breasta..

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:03pm.

Happy Hour - true! She looks like she was up late, but she still looks great.

This sounds like Zima Nestea Rock

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Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:03pm.

You know how babies suddenly get the urge to jerk forward and smash their heads into you? I keep fearing he's going to get a faceful of metal studs from her collar.

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Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:03pm.

Cute baby.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:03pm.

Actually Zuma makes me want to shoot colored balls from a frogs mouth to make sets of three!

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Submitted by Keane on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:03pm.

This is the first time I've ever seen Gwen Stefani look anything other than perfect. She is human and not a completely uptight, anal, vain bitch after all!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:02pm.

She needs some Prep H under her eyes.

*remembers Prep H "the band", snickers*

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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:02pm.

DOoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He looks like a little cabbage patch kid with that round face and dimples and that litte tuft of hair.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:02pm.

Zima Baby?

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:02pm.

Good for her! Just don't home school your kid...Mkay?

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:01pm.

Pretty cool that Gravel and Gwen are reading to him. Sucks he has such a stupid name.

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:00pm.

Awww Gwen looks like she is actually taking care of a 2 month old... she totally has the I have not sleep two hours in a row for two months face..

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