Wednesday, October 29th 2008
It's The Baby With The Unfortunate Name!
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their new two-month old baby, Zuma Nesta Rock, to a place called "the library" today. I've heard of that place before and I think I've seen it in movies, but I didn't know it was real. You learn something new every day.
Zuma Nesta Rock looks about as confused with his name as we are. I think he's still trying to figure out why the fuck his parents made him sound like an energy drink or a planned community in Arizona. I'm sure some of you get weepy every time you see his name, because Zuma reminds you of Zima and you're still mourning the demise of your favorite malt beverage.
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For some reason I thought it was reported that the baby was a girl. I'm probably getting him mixed up with someone else. You know, there are so many babies, who can keep them straight?
Gwen looks like Holly Madison after her first shag with a man her own age.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 29, 2008 - 4:49pm.
He does have a horrid name. Cute kid, though.
Tangent but on topic-ish- I belong to a pregnancy forum and one girl was saying she ran into an old friend from high school who just had a baby and she asked what his name was. The girl busts out with, "BEOWULF!" and was dead serious.
And all I could think of was... LA?????
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Beowulf? Bloody hell... That said, I always thought "Grendel" would make a cute name for a little girl.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Candy on October 29, 2008 - 5:04pm.
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He's cute cuz he's a chubber.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
He looks no different fro many other newborn. I don't know why people put so much stock into pictures of these alien clones. They all look alike at that age. Call me when he's 8 months old
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Wait, someone named their kid Beowolf?
Jesus, some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Submitted by zomay on October 29, 2008 - 4:56pm.
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Some people are seriously deluded.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 29, 2008 - 4:47pm.
I still want to smack her for picking such a stupid name!
I heard a woman call her daughter and wanted to puke- the kid's name is MERLOT.
My ex boss named her kids, Brandy, Alize, Martina and Chardonay :S
Zuma is a boy.
That baby has one of those dopey-cute faces. =)
Hopefully Zuma will have unwaveringly good self-esteem when he's older since his mum and dad obviously despised him from the start and named him accordingly.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Forgot the names Zeplin as in the band and Areo as in Areosmith. Real names people for unfortunate children.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Went to Target and some lady was screaming at her kid and calling the kid "Cartier".
In Target...
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I talked to a woman once and her name was Chardonnay. Regular people are starting to name their children the craziest shit.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
"The Library"????
I have heard of such a place - they built these tombs for books long before the advent of Google. It was a magical place with puppet shows! and Judy Blume! and SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! signs EVERYWHERE!
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I'm pretty sure the baby is a girl.
ISMU- I know someone who named her kid Wolfgang. He's a smart kid, too. And I know someone who wanted to have a kid and name it Axelrod and the middlename was crazy, too, but I can't think of it.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 29, 2008 - 4:49pm.
He does have a horrid name. Cute kid, though.
Tangent but on topic-ish- I belong to a pregnancy forum and one girl was saying she ran into an old friend from high school who just had a baby and she asked what his name was. The girl busts out with, "BEOWULF!" and was dead serious.
And all I could think of was... LA?????
Oh LAWD! say it ain't so!
*hides*
I agree that he is a Kingston twinsie.
LoLo,
I threw my Cabbage patch in the trash!!!
My brother tied fishing wire to it, set it in the middle of my bed and then unwound enough thread so he could pull it while he hid UNDER the bed...
Yeh, you see were that went....
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
M'kay I don't need a bunch of static but DAYUM that bebe is fug as hell!!! No offense to ya'll who think he's cute but SHIOT
maybe he'll grow out of that whole bobled headed glow worm faze....
*checks voicemail for new baby sitting gigs*
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He does have a horrid name. Cute kid, though.
Tangent but on topic-ish- I belong to a pregnancy forum and one girl was saying she ran into an old friend from high school who just had a baby and she asked what his name was. The girl busts out with, "BEOWULF!" and was dead serious.
And all I could think of was... LA?????
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
How old is Rossdale? He's still wearing wallet chains and manly bracelets.
Someone get Clinton Kelly to make over his "I'm still stuck in 1995" ass.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
I'll bet it was his idea to go to the library. He is so sweet and spongy looking!!
You'll be popular when you're dead!
haha LoLo.. Butthead Patch Doll!! I don't think thats taters growing behind its ears.. Gulp!!
Ok.. I have to leave, muh boss said I could go early.. Sheeeet!! I have en so much fun... Please have dirty thoughts of me..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Every time I hear Zuma, I think of the drink Zima. And I thought her second baby was a girl? I guess I'm losing my memory.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'm still not liking the name. Poor kid.
I still want to smack her for picking such a stupid name!
I heard a woman call her daughter and wanted to puke- the kid's name is MERLOT.
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I like to do it to you til you holla for more
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Gwen looks tired.
Don't blame her, it's not easy nursing an infant 24/7 while still being mommy to a 2 year old!
He's going to look just like Gavin same as kingston with lighter hair.
Aww man I loved my Cabbage Patch doll but my brother colored his eyes in with a black marer and i wouldnt play with im any more cause it ws super creepy after that.
He also drew a butt around the chin and wrote
BUTT HEAD on its stomach :(
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I think maybe I'll name my next dog Zuma. It's a good strong dog name.
these two make the cutest kids.
haha guess I was the only one who thought
"some ugly baby, huh"
(a la elaine benes)
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Put Some Stank i know have that damn Gnarles Barkley song stuck in my head.
LMAO!
That Crazy song.
Booooooo!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 4:32pm.
DOoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He looks like a little cabbage patch kid with that round face and dimples and that litte tuft of hair.
LOL! I thought the same thing.
I keep thinking Lunesta...isn't that a sleeping pill
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Thumbnail #7...Poor baby, books make me fall asleep too..
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OMG!!!!! Look at those fat cheeks!!!
God I miss having an infant. SO CUTE!!! Look at those fat little arms!
Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 4:32pm.
DOoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He looks like a little cabbage patch kid with that round face and dimples and that litte tuft of hair.
**My thoughts exactly!
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Isn't the other kid's name Kingston Ja'makingme Crazy?
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww what a little cutie.
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Whats her other kids name again?
Prince Addidas Flat Iron or something like that?
Jamaica Fruit Roll-up Skater Punk?
I dunno!
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I feel kind of bad that even in a library someone is taking their picture. Okay like some things are a little tacky. If they were in a sex shop with the baby I can see someone trying to get proof of that. If the baby is being nursed by Gwen while she is driving, I can see taking that picture. If you are smoking crack on a corner while pushing your baby's stroller that is a great picture. Library with mom and dad, I feel a little sad about that. jmo
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I re-christen thee Zima Nestle PopRocks
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Zuma Beach
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Im calling him James.
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I thought he looked like a cabbage patch kid... cute. I love babies.
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Oh, he's such a cutie!!! Now I want one :(
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Two Drink ~ hi cutie!
zuma nesta rock? what the fuck ???
is that a tranny name? kids are gonna beat the shit out of that (he / she?) in high school... better change it to something prettier ... like... RUMER LOL
He' a cutie and I love Gwen, but she ought to be slapped for giving that baby that ridiculous name.
Uhm, The moms breasta's ok. Lets get this straight!! *clears throat, adjusts tie*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!