Wednesday, October 29th 2008
It's The Baby With The Unfortunate Name!
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their new two-month old baby, Zuma Nesta Rock, to a place called "the library" today. I've heard of that place before and I think I've seen it in movies, but I didn't know it was real. You learn something new every day.
Zuma Nesta Rock looks about as confused with his name as we are. I think he's still trying to figure out why the fuck his parents made him sound like an energy drink or a planned community in Arizona. I'm sure some of you get weepy every time you see his name, because Zuma reminds you of Zima and you're still mourning the demise of your favorite malt beverage.
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Mrs.Kravitz,
"I have rules.
Please don't confuse me with the facts, 'K?"
LMAO!
You rock.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Ok Mrs. K!
Submitted by M.E. on October 29, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I have rules.
Please don't confuse me with the facts, 'K?
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Mrs. K - he's not mexican or latin? the gender of the name is a non issue.
I know a girl named Michael. Same spelling as the male version.
http://www.gwenstefani.com/news/default.aspx?nid=16157
From her official web site.
Zuma is a BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on October 29, 2008 - 6:26pm.
PEOPLE!!!!! Zuma is a BOY!
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well, then his name should be Zumo
like, um, Carlo and Carla
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Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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Awww man... What happened to da fangs in your avi?
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1593321/20080821/stefani_gwen.jhtml
BOY! BOY! BOY! BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE!!!!! Zuma is a BOY!
A friend called his kid "Cullen Ulysses" - the last name begins with an "M". Nice initials...
This kid looks like any other two month old. Probably acts like any other two month old. When my neighbors' kid was three weeks old, they were saying stuff like "he's SO advanced". I don't have kids. What is it about infants that makes otherwise normal people act like nuts?
Library = good.
That's what's weird. She's dressed. I'm so used to the 3 month jammy kickoff. Where they, all of the sudden, look grown just because you start to put clothes on them...
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Submitted by sodope on October 29, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Zuma is a she, not a he.
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if the child was a boy his name would be Zumo.
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He is adorable!
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on October 29, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Off topic:
I named my son Diego Jose and my daughter Liliana Marie.
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this slut whoeheartedly approves!
do you call her Lili? Cus, I'm just sayin'...Liliana Marie is a mouthful!
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Zuma is a she, not a he.
Off topic:
I named my son Diego Jose and my daughter Liliana Marie. What say you sluts about those names?
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
They named him Zuma because she got knocked up on Zuma Beach!
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 29, 2008 - 5:09pm.
HA HA HA Cartier at a Target.. more like Mud Pie
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My friend's mom calls it Tarjhay...like in French:)
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Evilshoe: That is too bad. (re the kid named Esther).
Reminds me of the douchebag I know who named his twin daughters Imogene and Estelle. Why not just name them Helga and Brunhilda?
And I thought Nesta was a female name in Britspeak. I remember hearing the name once and then used it in a scary story I wrote. Anyway, think Gwen has a bit more poundage to shed.
As soon as Zuma Zuma can walk and talk he'll be talking to his lawyers to have his name changed.
Submitted by Candy on October 29, 2008 - 5:48pm.
I have a confession. My sister had her baby on the 4th of July...she named him Chucky.
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I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!
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Awwww, he is a cutie. They make cute babies.
Gwen's life is too perfect. She has a designer clothing line that is actually successful, she's a "style icon", I happen to think she's beautiful, she has a gorgeous husband, she's rich, and her family life seems pretty good. What voodoo does she know? I need to light the candles she does.
Chucky?!
Aw, dayum!!!
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Candy you are a brave soul. I don't think anyone is going to pick on you for this. But your sister...
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I have a confession. My sister had her baby on the 4th of July and even though I picked out a perfectly healthy name, (Blake becase I have an unhealthy obesession with Blake Carrignton) she named him Chucky. Yes. After the one and only Chucky. She said she named him that because she woke up to breast feed him and he started smiling (yall know that involuntary facial expression newborns make) and it scared the fuck out of her so she named him Chucky... I have nothing more to say about this.
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ah yes gwen... motherhood really is accentuating your looks..
yes gwen.. stick to motherhood..... you can retire now.. do so... take your bad personal taste deep into suburbuia... go...go..
I adore the Library....a magical place filled with wonder and excitement...and smelly books. :D Loves it!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
That child's name ... dear God.
At least they're taking him to the library, which RULES.
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Gwen looks a little tired these days...but that Zuma is a cutie!!!!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Submitted by stake_spike on October 29, 2008 - 5:23pm.
She's starting to look her age. I know she has nannies, why isn't she getting any sleep?
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From what I've read and heard, Gwen actually tends to her motherly duties and uses her Nannies for nights out or helping out with Kingston.
Gwen is so over the mommy gig.
Cute baby. Horrible name. Why do these focktards do this to innocent kids??
Zuma sounds like my exercise class.
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She's starting to look her age. I know she has nannies, why isn't she getting any sleep?
Sheeps <3
Submitted by xxyxz on October 29, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Ending right before "X," of course.
just because she looks horrible & completely beat, gwen should at least try to help hold her baby's head up for him.
hahahahaha. Unfortunately, some parents name their kids after the alphabetical aisle dividers.
*clears throat*
Ahem!
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 4:53pm.
"The Library"????
I have heard of such a place - they built these tombs for books long before the advent of Google. It was a magical place with puppet shows! and Judy Blume! and SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! signs EVERYWHERE!
hahahahaha. Unfortunately, some parents name their kids after the alphabetical aisle dividers.
Zuma? How do you spell that? Uma with a Z.
Zuma, have you met Zahara?
Dlisted NEXT GEN
Zlisted.
Oh also, libraries are for quiet. Not babies.
Naming your kid after Bob Marley and carrying around a bag in the colors of the Ethiopian flag does not make you a Rasta...sorry Gwen.
libraries ROCK, y'all
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HA HA HA Cartier at a Target.. more like Mud Pie
I thought Gwennie was pretty normal. Grew up with a regular family - I guess it's the air in Hollyweird because sooner or later they all become asshats.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 29, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Oh and Gwen is looking mighty chola looking here.
I thought so too!
Oh and Gwen is looking mighty chola looking here.
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Dick happens! - MK
If I had another girl, I would prolly name her Alexus
I know... I know...
Since you all brought it up, I can't resist the opportunity to bitch and moan about a relative naming her daughter, ESTHER! Fucking ESTHER! Either way it sounds like she is wearing a diaper.
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Dick happens! - MK