Wednesday, October 29th 2008
It's The Baby With The Unfortunate Name!
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their new two-month old baby, Zuma Nesta Rock, to a place called "the library" today. I've heard of that place before and I think I've seen it in movies, but I didn't know it was real. You learn something new every day.
Zuma Nesta Rock looks about as confused with his name as we are. I think he's still trying to figure out why the fuck his parents made him sound like an energy drink or a planned community in Arizona. I'm sure some of you get weepy every time you see his name, because Zuma reminds you of Zima and you're still mourning the demise of your favorite malt beverage.
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The name is unfortunate, but that is one CUTE baby!
I don't know what pictures some of the other commenters were looking at, but he is beautiful!
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on
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Baby's nose is fugly. Poor thing has a fugly ass name as well. If he has any brains he'll change his name when he's 5.
Wow. What a....ummm....SNUGGLY baby.
The baby looks like an old man
ok I must just be a big ole asshole, bc that baby is fug
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I don't give a shit about Zuma, I want to know what atrocity of a name Jason Lee gave his daughter.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Love this family- all adorable.
But...is that a nurse with them, in the greeen? Do you really need a nurse to be with you 24/7- I mean, at the library? They seem liek really hands on parents, but this seems wierd to me- celebs are just wierd to me.
Zuma? Is it me or does GS look less than happy with holding this baby??
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ..............Don't know
OMG! She officially has the cutest kids EVER! I just love when babies are chunky with the arm and leg rolls of fat.
Someone talked about initials in a previous post. My initials are MAD and, hopefully, my youngest daughter won't marry someone with a last name that starts with an S, or her initials would be PMS. Or she might decide to use her maiden name or hyphenate. My husband would hate that, but I don't give a shit.
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Best Friends Forever & Beyond
i love gwen!
her babies are cute AND the parents seem normal in the way they handle celebrity and raising their children.
she rocks!
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Nothing Else Matters.....
EDGAR APOLLO
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I can't get enough of this over-the-top adorable baby! We waited what seems like forever.
cute kid. hot parents.
Zuma is such an addicting game
http://www.games.com/game/zuma/?flv=1&icid=rbox_casual_games.M
So cute,these two make beautiful babies!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Here I thought the Stefani-Rossdales were doing something really cool and, you know, reading or checking out books at a public library. But they're only getting a passport for the new beach-named goober.
ugh..my nephew is like that. He's the cutest damn thing but he always reeks of soured milk and pissy diapers. His moms a hella lazy bitch though..so no one was surprised. We just thank god that all her kids are still alive.
Submitted by wildchildintn on October 29, 2008 - 11:41pm.
that is the cutest effin baby ever. I love the pudgy bald ones!!
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Unfortunately, they are usually also the ones that smell of baby sick and have cradle crap.
he is so not cute, he is effing adorable!
that is the cutest effin baby ever. I love the pudgy bald ones!!
I love this picture of mom and baby:
http://www.nodoubt.com/news/?nid=17103
I also love that mom didn't pimp this kid out and instead released a tasteful picture for FREE on her band's website.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I don't give a shit about Zuma, I want to know what atrocity of a name Jason Lee gave his daughter.
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Word. Thumbnail #9, adorable!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Yes, ma'am.
You can see it at www.presidio.gov
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I don't give a shit about Zuma, I want to know what atrocity of a name Jason Lee gave his daughter.
He was getting his passport picture taken. That said he is all sorts of precious. I love fat, bald babies!
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Momus
you live in a National Park?
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Submitted by Haribo on October 29, 2008 - 8:11pm.
kids are monsters! they only look cute but to raise'em you gotta bust your ass.
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and then they turn on you...
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Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I, too, felt like a junkie going through withdrawals.
I agree about SK; but it's kinda fun to annoy him as well.
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 29, 2008 - 7:49pm.
I love my new place. I live in The Presidio of San Francisco which now a national wilderness reserve. I can see the Pacific Ocean from 6 of 8 windows and the Golden Gate Bridge from the other two. I live literally right across the street from Baker Beach.
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kids are monsters! they only look cute but to raise'em you gotta bust your ass.
Submitted by Hekki on October 29, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Evilshoe: That is too bad. (re the kid named Esther).
Reminds me of the douchebag I know who named his twin daughters Imogene and Estelle. Why not just name them Helga and Brunhilda?
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Hahahaha!
I like both of those names (Imogene and Estelle), but they are pretty old-fashioned. Hopefully those twins have good middle names to fall back on. Like Helga and Brunhilda.
My own name (or nickname rather) has been making things difficult for me lately. Most of my coworkers have a hard time pronouncing my first name, so they call me Miri... and now there's that Zack and Miri Make a Porno thing coming out. That's been amusing them to no end. Me--not so much...
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Awwwwwww..what an adorable, bald, little fat arse. He looks like a big ole chunk of dough. Zuma the dough-boy. Hefty little shit aren't ya dough-boy? You chunky little monkey. Cute little fat man. Gwenies sweet, little angel. Love ya chubs!
i hate that name. it's the worst ever. but he is totally cute with his kewpie hairdo. zuma. zuma zuma zoooom that show with the striped shirts. and i don't care if he was conceived on zuma beach. what if he was conceived in a hummer? or the bathroom? what then? shitter?
zuma. blech.
Momus
I haven't seen J.H for a long time now... But I haven't really been around as much
Try to log on at night.... I think he's there around 7 or 8 our time
How do you like the new place?
Momus, my condolences on not having internet. Same thing happened to me once. I was practically twitching like a junkie going through withdrawals by the time the installer showed up.
That's some bad shit.
jh has been silent. for week or so.
knight guy just annoyed the fuck out of me so i ignore.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC ALERT
Has anyone heard from JamesHaven and/or Shining Knight?
I've been out of touch since I moved from Fresno to San Francisco last week and was without internet access for a few days. My apartment wasn't cable-ready and I had to wait for an installer.
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Submitted by M.E. on October 29, 2008 - 6:26pm.
PEOPLE!!!!! Zuma is a BOY!
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Hah! Wanna bet those are his first words.
snicker.
zima and nestea. barf.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
omg he is so cute! Montezuma looks just like gavin!! Which I am glad because the other one looks like gwen. Seriously, I hope she never has a girl because she is liable to put that horrid red lipstick on it!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon... a man and a woman are in a car and the man says to the woman "Just because I didn't say 'shut up' doesn't mean I wasn't listening."
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Zima Nestea!!
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Love,
Mabel
a.k.a. "Greta Grunts"
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Both of her kids are going to lock up her and Gavin in a shoddy retirement hovel after they get a conservatorship over them. That's how the boys will get revenge for such shitty names.
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Mrs K.,
Hi.
*runs away*
No really...i was trying to share something critically important this morning...but have since forgotten it.
As you were sweet lady.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Why didn't they call him *Nestor* instead of Nesta for Gawd's sake. Then he could have been a warrior Argonaut, instead of a wussy *Nesta*.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestor_of_Gerenia
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 6:44pm.
I love you more than life itself
without you I am nothing
I love how you love me me
I love you more today that yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow
what's up, chica?
♥
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 6:42pm
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LMAO!
Is my cloaking sheild on again?
I have been talking to Mrs K. all day and nothing!
*tap tap tap*
Is this thing on??
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Submitted by M.E. on October 29, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Thinking outside the box is too HAAAAAAAAAAAARD
for me.
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Submitted by M.E. on October 29, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Mrs. K - he's not mexican or latin? the gender of the name is a non issue.
I know a girl named Michael. Same spelling as the male version.
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One of the members of "The Bangles" name is Michael, and the actress from New Jack City.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
He is a cutie pie. A little baldie
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."