Summoning Sydney Andrews From The Dead
The "90210" redo is sort of working for The CW, so they decided to bring back another show from the dead: "Melrose Place." A spokeswhore for The CW confirms to Michael Ausiello that they are indeed working on an update of MP for next fall. Sydney, crawl out of your grave, you're needed at Melrose Place.
Before I start busting nuts through my ass, I need to think about this. If they brought back the old bitches, they would have to call this shit "Melrose Retirement Community," so I'm assuming the cast will mostly be new and young whores. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm already having a hard time feeling love for the new "90210" youngins.
However, I would die and fall into Megan Lewis coma if they brought back Amanda, Kimberly and Sydney. They would have to bring back Sydney from the dead, pay Heather Locklear a shit load of cash and get Marcia Cross to leave a "respectable" acting job. Yeah, it's not going to happen.
With our luck, we'll be stuck with Jane Mancini, Jake Hanson, Taylor McBride and Billy Campbell. All the boring ones!
Why ruin a good thing? Instead, The CW should try and remake shows that never really got their shot. I'm talking about "Models Inc.," "Pacific Palisades," "CPW" and "2000 Malibu." Oh shit! 2000 Malibu Road!
Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night thinking whatever happened to Jennifer Beals' character! I mean, the show ended with her practically dying in a stairwell and we never learned her fate. And did Tuesday Knight's character ever recover from being struck by lightning?! I need answers! Bring back 2000 Malibu Road! But leave Drew Barrymore out of it. Opening credits below:
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Marcia was the crazy one obsessed with Michael the doctor. I loved when she moved her wig to show that huge scar on her head.
Models INC. LOL! Thought i was the only one to remember that! I remember whhen that one got hooked on coke and that one bitch who was the boss at the office.
Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ..............Don't know
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 10:10am.
Wow. Craptastic. Surprised that didn't do well.
I can't believe "Tuesday Knight" got work in legitimate entertainment.
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This is just wrong. Wrong on so many levels.
Leave the old shows alone! See CW shouldn't have cancelled good shows like Veronica Mars because now they need to steal old shows. I wonder what Aaron Spelling would say if he was alive and why is his company letting these idiots retool his shows?
let sleeping dogs lie.
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creativity is dead.
Doug Savants' shoulder pads are just to die for, same goes for Daphne's clogs ;-)
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The only show working for the CW is Supernatural. Everything else is garbage.
Speaking of Jamie Luner, how 'bout a remake of Just the Ten of Us?
Wait... we already have the Duggars and Brangelina. Never mind.
Submitted by RUBY REDLIPS on October 29, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Looks like Andrew Shue is available considering he was shilling for the Messiah on CNN or MSNBC this morning. He'll work for food.
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WHAT?!!! He was mah boo when I was 12!! He went to Dartmouth but he sometimes still comes across as dumb as rocks. Now he's on par with Mike Seaver?!!! WTF??? Do tell.
I loved 2000 Malibu Road. They canned it even though it was a Top 20 show. I never heard why. I was a seat-mate with Lisa Hartman on a transcontinental flight a few years ago. She was a doll.
Bring back Sydney Jr, er, Alyssa Milano as Jennifer Mancini! Make her the new owner of the apts!
The tv execs must be running outta ideas. Seriously STOP REHASHING DONE AND DUSTED SHOWS. THERES A REASON THEY WENT OFF AIR.
Looks like Andrew Shue is available considering he was shilling for the Messiah on CNN or MSNBC this morning. He'll work for food.
I'd rather see a remake of MODELS INC if only for that cool ass opening credits music. Even when I stopped watching that piece of shit show, I'd tune in long enough just to listen to the credits.
Go back to the posts about a week ago, sluts.
I called this shit!
Bring back the OTHER Vanessa Williams.
She could use a check.
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What's next? The "A Team"
or Seinfeld?
How come I never heard about this show? It had Craig Montgomery and Dusty from As The World Turns in it and it still failed?
I blame Drew Barrymore!
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It's all about the fat sister.
Submitted by KD on October 29, 2008 - 11:09am.
I'd like a remake of Little House on the Prairie. BWHAHAHAHAHaaaa, Just kidding!
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Done. Little Mosque on the Prairie. Not bad either.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Oh, farck, I just looked up Michael T Weiss on imdb and he's in a movie coming out next year...with Angelina Jolie! Noooo. She's going to upstage our Jarod!
Wig scene, Kimberly Shaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F94MKSSmuLY
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She's flat and that's that!
A remake of Melrose Place? Isn't that called the OC, or Laguna Beach or the Hills? Take your pick from these crapfest.
I hate Hollywood.
I'd like a remake of Little House on the Prairie. BWHAHAHAHAHaaaa, Just kidding!
I was going to comment that someone should bring back Knots Landing. Then I remembered, they already did and renamed it desperate housewives. i miss william devine.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Laura Leighton as Sydney Andrews (1993–1997)
Marcia Cross as Kimberly Shaw (1992-1993, 1994-1997)
Thomas Calabro as Michael Mancini (1992–1999)
Josie Bissett as Jane Mancini (1992–1997, 1998–1999)
Andrew Shue as Billy Campbell (1992–1998)
Courtney Thorne-Smith as Alison Parker (1992–1997)
Grant Show as Jake Hanson (1992–1997)
Doug Savant as Matt Fielding (1992–1997)
Daphne Zuniga as Jo Reynolds (1992–1996)
Vanessa Williams as Rhonda Blair (1992–1993)
Amy Locane as Sandy Harling (1992)
Heather Locklear as Amanda Woodward (1993–1999)
Jack Wagner as Peter Burns (1994–1999)
Kristin Davis as Brooke Armstrong (1995–1996)
Brooke Langton as Samantha Reilly (1996–1998)
Rob Estes as Kyle McBride (1996–1999)
Lisa Rinna as Taylor McBride (1996–1998)
Kelly Rutherford as Megan Lewis (1996–1999)
David Charvet as Craig Field (1996–1998)
Alyssa Milano as Jennifer Mancini (1997–1998)
Linden Ashby as Brett Cooper (1997–1998)
Jamie Luner as Lexi Sterling (1997–1999)
John Haymes Newton as Ryan McBride (1998–1999)
And I luv Michael T Weiss.
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm sure if they offered Locklear an ounce or two of anything illegal, she'd be in.
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Sheeps,
Considering Michael K cannot get a damn thing right, it's probably a typo too. I bet he meant Sidney Poitier.
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I would love for them to bring back North Shore and Pasadena
I have a new one-liner for ALL of these threads.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 29, 2008 - 10:49am.
@ Farrah.. Yes! I remember that scene and I remember I was in shock! ha ha ha.. I loved that show.
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that scene was priceless. I almost went pee pee times in my jammies laughing at her ass!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
@ Farrah.. Yes! I remember that scene and I remember I was in shock! ha ha ha.. I loved that show.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 10:38am.
Oh yeah? He's dead. You probably meant Sydney Greenstreet (more dead).
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Tennessee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iV9zajxj8
Sheeps,
I believe you are mistaken. It is actually Sydney Pollack.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
That sure is a lot of Bs!
P to the S. Umm I KNEW That was Tuesday Knight. Also known as the bitch who replaced Patricia Arquette as Kristin in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master.
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I'm doubling over with cruel internal silent laughter.
I'm pretty sure it's Sydney Barrows.
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Tennessee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iV9zajxj8
I'm still waiting for a follow-up to "Savannah"
i can't even remember what Marcia Cross' character's name was, but i'd only watch this shit if they repeat the scene when she takes off her perfect wig and shows us that beautiful scar.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Bradi!
LOL! Don't worry..we are technically still on topic! Michael T. Wiess is in that trailer for "2000 Malibu" and Michael will always be Jarod to me.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Yeah Syd Bristow is from Alias. MK's off his game!!
Not sure how "The Pretender" was brought up but I LOVED THAT SHOW!
I had/have a rough edit of the end of it, I worked at a magazine for a hot minute and the editor let me take it.
I also loved the over actor Ally Walker in "Profiler", Julian McMahon, YUM!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I can't believe all the dorks freaking out about the typo of the last name, or him getting it wrong.. Like OMG! pfft!! Total wedgies all around.. That's for sure..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Desperate Housewives would lose two cast members... Marcia Cross and Doug Savant (Tom Sciavo).
Hmmm.... maybe this isn't such a bad idea?!
Michael- Please change it- it's Andrews!
And the new 90210 sucks....there's NO way to bring back Melrose without Kimberly, Matt, or Sydney- and they all died. Please don't let this happen.
-don't fuck with the babysitter!
KD!
The Pretender series started when i was 12 and Michael T. Weiss was my first crush ever!!! I loved that show!!!
I still remember the epi where Jarod lost his "V card"...oh...sigh...
Are you a doctor?
I am today.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Really didn't watch this the first time around, won't care enough this time.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Isnt Sydney Bristow the main character from Alias??
Micheal! I would hate for you to have to give up your gay card - it is Sydney Andrews!!
For a gay man not to know that is akin to not knowing that Alexis's full name is Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan...
well at least that is her name for now... we know she will always live on forever
Yea - admitting I just turned 40 and maybe a bit older than you
Crap - what use will I have for the Melrose Place pool water that I bought on EBAY 9 years ago if they replicate the set?
Please don't bring back JO!!!
Clarisse! I loved that Pretender show!
what kind of name is Tuesday Knight? Did she have hippie parents or something?