Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ramona Alvarez - Celine Dion's biggest and craziest fan! 62-year-old Ramona from California has traveled the world to see Celine around 150 times. When Celine was in Las Vegas, Ramona saw that show 119 times. Ramona is retired but using her savings to travel to Celine's shows.
Ramona even has Celine's initials and a rose tattooed on her wrist. The rose symbolizes the 15 roses she's received from Celine at the end of her shows. Cut to a Claymate saying, "Pff! That's nothing. I have Gayken's social security number tattooed on one of my labia lips."
I understand Ramona's obsession. I too almost tattooed an homage to Celine on myself when I first watched this interview she did with Larry King about Hurricane Katrina. I was so close to getting a kayak tattooed on my ass. FF to the 0:50 mark if you have no idea what I'm babbling about:
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 9:23am.
Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?
I can see...i can see...I CAN SEE CARROTTOP!!
Wait...did they have Romper Room in Canada?
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Heck yes they did! Romper Room was the effing ess!!!! Clarissalina me heartie, how you be?
OMG. This woman is a hideous embarrassment to my country, province and city.
We do like to Kayak though.
OMFG I freaking LOVED Celine after seeing this, her music sounds like my chihuahuas farts but seriously, what a fucking legend!
(I have never said Kayak the same way since!)
Why did they add the Titanic movie clips? That's COLD! Just because the technology is here and easy to use, doesn't give us license to be cruel.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I am just stunned at how many people think this video is real. I mean WTF??? Is it not TOTALLY obvious that it is a fucking mockery? Is there something in the virtual water here today?
OMG I have been searching for this interview. lol @ breaking into song. Only Celine.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Para Bunny- I agree. Too much there to cry about.
Barb, I thought the exact same thing. I had to turn it off. Never ever ever will the Katrina aftermath be anything but the most tragic of events to me, and NEVER will I laugh at anything referring to it.
Obviously this YouTube was in mocking Celine, but using Hurricane Katrina as the tie-in was beyond bad taste. I will laugh at Dlisters, but that's where it stops, in this case.
Please, oh please let Ramona Alvarez be the next Yolanda Saldivar.
@ Nitwitty,
Clarisse, if I had to deal with 15 kids first thing every morning every day, I'd be leading that cause too!
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa too fucking funny (and true!!!)
Katrina and it's aftermath is not something I can laugh about.
Sorry M.K. You usually hit my comedy G-spot every time. Not so much with this one.
Does anyone think she may be in a Hotel lobby? Celine's Hotel lobby!!
You'll be popular when you're dead!
Submitted by m on October 29, 2008 - 9:57am.
Is that a cash machine in the corner of Ramona's living room?
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omg wtf lol
Selenas!! OH wait its just a Celine fan.. Surely no one that looks identical to the woman that killed Selena, and Stalks her Hero Like that woman did, Might KILLL her.. *curls up*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
lol
C Word! ROFLMAOOO! That's one of my favs too! Thanks for sharing it!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Is that a cash machine in the corner of Ramona's living room?
Submitted by NitWitty on October 29, 2008 - 9:53am.
LOL KD! Pretty sure everyone who was made to spend a couple weeks at a daycare while they were considering getting preggers would rethink the entire sitch!
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This thread reminded me of this(SFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkSdM6p2G98
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Submitted by The C word on October 29, 2008 - 9:52am.
Oppps. I heard "You Shook Me"....
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Tennessee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iV9zajxj8
LOL KD! Pretty sure everyone who was made to spend a couple weeks at a daycare while they were considering getting preggers would rethink the entire sitch!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Why, at the beginning of Celine's interview, are they showing clips of Titanic when they are saying "there are people still there, waiting to be rescued"???? Makes it look like there are still people on the Titanic waiting to be rescued. Then they show a freaking picture of the ship hitting an iceberg and filling with water. What does any of that have to do with Katrina? I totally missed this interview.
Okay, I just watched the end of the interview, and obviously this is a joke. Never mind.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by NitWitty on October 29, 2008 - 9:49am.
Hey guys, this *IS NOT* the real inteview. This one is a tweeked version. Here's the real interview.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny. She should take some time off to take Little Rene to Yellow Balloon for a haircut.
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Tennessee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iV9zajxj8
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 9:48am.
If you're a Led Zep fan, did you see they might tour and record without Robert Plant? What's the point?
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I did, and I don't get it either.....there are just some lead singers you can't replace.
('You Shook Me All Night Long' is an AC/DC song....not my favorite band but I do like a few of their songs.)
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Hey guys, this *IS NOT* the real inteview. This one is a tweeked version. Here's the real interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXD4BGvPngM
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on October 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 9:37am.
I used to teach sunday school at church (it was way more fun to play with the kids than sit thru the sermon) and there is this horrid kid there always starting fights and kicking and stuff. My BF figured out the the reason he doesn't have brothers and sisters is probably because he's the best form of birth control there is.
Submitted by The C word on October 29, 2008 - 9:42am.
If you're a Led Zep fan, did you see they might tour and record without Robert Plant? What's the point?
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Tennessee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iV9zajxj8
i'm slowly backing away the from internet
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
HOLY SHIT!! this is too much are you fucking serious???? Bitch broke into song?? This ain't real, someone save me because i think this might be real?
There's no way, LOL!
"NO MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE SIGNING WHAT THE FUCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" would have been a perfectly respectable reply.
Fuck me, is this real???? nooooooo...agh...i'm coinfiused
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
SPOILED, I totally thought the same thing!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 9:37am.
The C Word / Triscuit,
Never called my name either. =(
Here is a little tidbit...one of the first hosts, Miss Sherri, was a moving force in legalizing a woman's right to terminate a pregnancy.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/26/newsid_303900
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Hmph...cool!
OnT: I can never forgive Celine for bastardizing "You Shook Me All Night Long".
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Oh brother...
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 9:37am.
The C Word / Triscuit,
Never called my name either. =(
Here is a little tidbit...one of the first hosts, Miss Sherri, was a moving force in legalizing a woman's right to terminate a pregnancy.
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Clarisse, if I had to deal with 15 kids first thing every morning every day, I'd be leading that cause too!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
The C Word / Triscuit,
Never called my name either. =(
Here is a little tidbit...one of the first hosts, Miss Sherri, was a moving force in legalizing a woman's right to terminate a pregnancy.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/26/newsid_303900...
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td1KAgrYUGA&feature=related
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Fucking bitch!
Listen to how she says"JOE say"
A.K.A.-Jose
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 9:23am.
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I LOOOOVED that show!!!
HSOTD material,right there.
BUT that damn bitch NEVER saw me!NEVER! I always waited for her to see me!
My name is Angela so I guess it was not as common as Jennifer,Melissa,etc...
fucking bitch.She ruined my childhood!
*sobs uncontrollably*
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 9:23am.
Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?
I can see...i can see...I CAN SEE CARROTTOP!!
Wait...did they have Romper Room in Canada?
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Damn right they did, but the bitch never said my name.... :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSuWW-m2UzY&feature=related
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?
I can see...i can see...I CAN SEE CARROTTOP!!
Wait...did they have Romper Room in Canada?
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
She's a passionate woman and for that I can't hate.
Jeebus. I hope Celine is wise this chick and cuts off the rose thorns--just in case it triggers something craaaazy.
[on mic] "She's here. Bring the 'special' rose."
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Aaahahahahaha! I love all the little Titanic hints. Celine is going to make poopy times in her diaper if she keeps on like that.
PS. I love how unimpressed Larry looks when she flat out interrupted him.
150 times??
damn...
hope she doesn't turn out to be a crazy fucktard like that fan that killed selena...
Sheeps, no kidding. What a legacy to leave behind. If you are going to blow your money, can't you go and do a bunch of things that you've never done instead of watching the same thing 150 times?
I hate it when I see people blowing their money on stupid stuff and I haven't been on a real vacation in like 5 years!
I heard Tina Fey likes Celin Dion.
EW,Spoiled I thought THE EXACT SAME THING!!
chicks are really good at stalking...Kidding!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Celine Dion...150 times...it boggles the mind...
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
"Biggest & Craziest Fan"
A little redundant. I think it is implied that if she is a Celine fan that she is crazy. Ergo, her biggest fan would be her craziest.
This is making my head hurt. It has been about 27 years since I took Intro to Logic.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I'm sure her heirs will be grateful when she croaks and leaves them $2,300 and a houseful of Celine memorabilia that they have to store and sell at a loss.
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Tennessee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iV9zajxj8
Yikes! Ramona Alvarez looks a tiny bit like Yolanda Saldívar, the former president of Selena's fan club.