You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Dolly Parton is an actress/singer.
ELVIS PRESLEY
BITCHES!!!
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Danny Kaye, Gene Kelly, Deborah Reynolds....Well, that's one movie to be fair - but singing and acting can go hand in hand. Ask any Broadway musical sensation.
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Mrs. K, I made the hub put Richard Harris' crooning "McArthur's Park". I'm farklempt.
Thanks for the Mick love! I have adored Mick for more years than his latest girfriend probably has on earth. I have seen "Performance", and "Freejack", but was unhappily not impressed with his thespian skills.
LOVE ANDERSON
Dolly Parton is great call! I totally lust after Leto as "Hephaiston"(sp?) in "Alexander". Never listened to his band, 'cause they seem so douchey.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Don't forget about both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy!
Lucy. In the. SKY. With Diamonds.
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Bwahahaha MC!
ITA about Zooey Deschanel. I just bought the album she made with her boyfriend "She and Him." It's pretty good.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 28, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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OMG, I need to change my panties "Get Into My Car".
Hey Slutty... watch it, lady! My Lindsay is a friggin' hailstorm of talent and ability (meaning listening to her sing or watching her act is like getting hit in the face with a thousand tiny rocks) and I dare someone to try to say otherwise...
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Mrs. K! Who cares that Fred Astaire couldn't sing all that well? But when he danced... oh my....
Sir Richard Harris singing MacArthur Park? tee hee
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Oh, HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Weird AL!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Scarlett Johansson. HAHAHAHA, I kill me.
No, you misunderstood the premise: these are people who act or sing.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Don't forget about both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy !
My favorites!
But you can't forget Hasselhoff.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
He's such a hot mess. I've wondered about his sanity/alcohol abuse/drug usage ever since the interview where he kept getting sidetracked, ranting that there were frogs living in his hair. Maybe he found some good hippie shit that his parents had left over from the 60's and it's wrecked his mind. (Joaquin, don't lick the stamps!)
Thanks MC, now I'm going to be sick.
But you left porn star off her resume.
*vomits*
Why is everyone forgetting the Doris Day of our time, Jessica Simpson? And the next Judy Garland, Miley Cyrus? Obviously an oversight...
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I said good day, sir!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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And both Lohan girls.
Nay, even better than Hillary Duff.... Paris Hilton. She's a triple threat: singer, actress, diseased whore. It doesn't get any better than that.
*shoots self in face*
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
*holds Bradi's hand*
YES! I have made an alliance!
duh guys, you are missing forgetting about the best singer/actress alive... Hillary Duff
*vomits into purse*
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
RICKY MARTIN!!!!
He did soaps, right?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Here's an actor who can sing: Zooey Deschanel.
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Baby It's Cold Outside
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Scarlett Johansson. HAHAHAHA, I kill me.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I think Queen Latifah is a great singer/actress.
Clarisse ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Don't forget about both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy !
*crickets chirping*
Mrs K. / Deb,
♥
I can take a ribbin as good as the next gal...but i'm going on hour # 13 at work so i need to get my pasty white arse outta here!
Sleep now, kibitz later =)
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Here's an actor who can sing: Zooey Deschanel.
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Takin' your toys, are you, Clarisse? Girl, you raised a great discussion! Don't take off! Participate!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 7:17pm
That's Right, Jared Leto.
*stands next to M.E.*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 28, 2008 - 7:10pm.
RICHARD HARRIS
McArthur's Park
You know what I'm talkin' about...
OMG!
"Spring was never waiting for us girl,
it ran one step ahead,
as we followed in the dance...."
I want to bawl from jump-street!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 7:16pm.
those people have sung and acted, but they're usually better at one than the other; quite a few of them ain't so hot at singing, even.
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don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Dolly Parton is an actress/singer.
ELVIS PRESLEY BITCHES!!!
He did it all.
On T: Good for him I guess. If he hates it all right now then he should quit, I hope he saved all his money though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Modern Day actor that has made a successful music career:
Jared Leto.
SHUT UP!
Submitted by Deb on October 28, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Deb, those people have sung and acted, but they're usually better at one than the other; quite a few of them ain't so hot at singing, even.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Don't go
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
without you I am nothing.
NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
I tease because I love.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Alrighty then. I will just shut ma yap and say nite!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth?!?!?!?!
I fucking LOVE YOU Michael K! You are the funniest bitch on earth!
MICK JAGGER
The Bank Job (2008) (uncredited) .... Bank Employee - Safe Deposit
The Man from Elysian Fields (2001) .... Luther
Enigma (2001) (uncredited) .... Soldier in Bar
... aka Enigma - Das Geheimnis (Germany)
Bent (1997) .... Greta/George
Freejack (1992) .... Victor Vacendak
Running Out of Luck (1987) .... Mick
"Faerie Tale Theatre" .... The Emperor (1 episode, 1983)
... aka Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre (USA)
- The Nightingale (1983) TV episode .... The Emperor
Wings of Ash: Pilot for a Dramatization of the Life of Antonin Artaud (1978) .... Antonin Artaud
Umano non umano (1972)
Ned Kelly (1970) .... Ned Kelly
... aka Ned Kelly, Outlaw
Performance (1970) .... Turner
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
RICHARD HARRIS
McArthur's Park
You know what I'm talkin' about...
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Clarisse, I'll give you that. There were no "modern" singer/actor combos on my list. Sad.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oh, and Prince, dammit!!!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 28, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Mrs. K,
My two words are Frank Sinatra...
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right on, Deb
and what about...
DEAM MARTIN!?!?!?!?!!?
or, um...
FRED ASATIRE?!??!
Ok, he really couldn't sing..
Oh, I know I know
JULIE ANDREWS!!!!!
oh oh oh oh oh oh
and Juliette Lewis!!!!!!
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Mrs.Kravitz,
I am talking "modern" actors/singers.
Back in the day, you almost had to be a triple threat to make it! Frankie, Dean, Doris, etc...etc...
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 6:18pm.
ATTENTION: ACTORS. YOU CANNOT SING. JUST ACT.
ATTENTION: SINGERS. YOU CANNOT ACT. JUST SING.
THANK YOU.
Tell that to Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, Doris Day, Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly, Elvis, Bette Midler, Johnny Depp, The Beatles, The Monkees, (yes the fuckin' Monkees!), Cher, and Sonny!, David Bowie, Barbra Streisand, Meatloaf, Bruce Willis, David Johannson, Levon Helm, Courtney Love, Roger Daltry,.... need I go on?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Music must be an euphemism for getting shitfaced every day until he turns 40. He's in total denial, sure enough he'll end up in rehab next year and then turn to acting again cause his music career was shitty to begin with. Sad sad sad! He needs to seriously clean up that hair, yuck!
Your face!
Mrs. K,
My two words are Frank Sinatra...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
...and I couldn't give a rat's shiney ass about this!
Previously was muttering to self about no talent fame whores who turn into ungrateful twats...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 6:18pm.
ATTENTION: ACTORS. YOU CANNOT SING. JUST ACT.
ATTENTION: SINGERS. YOU CANNOT ACT. JUST SING.
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I got two words for you
DORIS DAY!!!!!!
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Deb, NOOOOOOOOOO! Val Kilmer was the BEST Mr. Mojo Risen.
End of story!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 6:18pm.
ATTENTION: ACTORS. YOU CANNOT SING. JUST ACT.
ATTENTION: SINGERS. YOU CANNOT ACT. JUST SING.
Yes! One small addendum: Actors you probably can't write or direct.
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No loss if he did quit. It's not like he's an intriguing actor. And that scar bugs the fuck outta me.
He's always seemed like the type that'd spend all weekend smoking weed then he'd yank your pants down, fuck you in the ass with his stub dick for a couple of minutes, cum (loudly) then slump back on the couch and smoke some more weed. He also doesn't give off the impression that he knows what to do with a bar of soap other than sniff it.
Of course, like so many actors who declare that they've giving up acting, he'll come crawling back once the money runs out.
Wait a second. Isn't he the guy from That 70's Show?
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I hope he was just fucking with that reporter.