You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 28, 2008 - 7:52pm.
We have Simon Cowell to help thank for "Party All the Time".
What about Phillip Michael Thomas, he had an album too.
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Cher!
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Submitted by meltz91 on October 28, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Looks like CW McCall! Check it out on youtube, "Convoy"
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I know I'm showing my age, but I remember that one with another trucker song....one that mentioned "teddy bear".
DeeDee: Me too!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 28, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Harry Connick Jr. Copycat.
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Good one! I also like him in "Hope Floats."
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Bette Midler
Okay, I'm outtie for awhile.....I waited out the hubby and he finally broke down and fixed dinner.
Fish & chips anyone?
WTFOMGLOL: Harry Connick....hmmm..yummy
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 28, 2008 - 7:46pm.
"Breaker, breaker, one-nine. This here's the rubber duck.
You got a copy on me, pig-Pen? C'mon."
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 28, 2008 - 7:44pm.
ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
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Deb, you are so dead on that I expect to see you bangin' a green chick in a few minutes.
Harry Connick Jr. Copycat.
Word Slitty. Oh and don't forget Eddie Murphy....he "likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiiime."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Jerry Reed not only played in Smokey and the Bandit, but did voice animation in a Scooby-Doo episode and sang "When You're Hot, You're Hot".
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 28, 2008 - 7:44pm.
ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
It's fun to speak like that, huh? Several TV detectives have built careers on it.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 28, 2008 - 7:46pm.
OK, maybe that was a stretch on Johnny Depp. I was thinking in terms of music more than singing. Cross-artisitc endeavors aren't that unusual. Many musicians are also visual artists and vice versa. I think any actor/singer/ artist/dancer who crosses over to another media will show more strength in one than the other.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
OMG! Heartbeat is my ultimate guilty pleasure. *hides face in shame*
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Don Johnson's video was so cheesy, that MTV banned it for life.....that is after they played it 452,737 times.
And let's not forget Johnny Dep and Juliette Lewis.
@L_A: Yeah that guy. HE's hot.
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Looks like CW McCall! Check it out on youtube, "Convoy"
Maybe Wackeen will cover it.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 28, 2008 - 7:44pm.
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Hahahahahaha, he not only sang, but he added his superb acting skillz into that "Heartbeat" video.
Ahhhh, they don't make'em like Don Johnson and Hasselhoff anymore.
Wait...you were in movies...Wait...you have a band? Who? Wha? Oh, Phoenix's bruva? Yeah, Johnny Cash dude...Ok, well see ya....8IG TIGER YAWN...How tacky is it to make PL's tribute about him? Whateves.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Whoever said Johnny Depp can sing is mistaken. He plays guitar in his band. And yes, he was decent in Sweeney Todd, but that doesn't mean he's a singer.
Deb on October 28, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Thanks to you and M.E.! I'll check the band out.
- Ah, our work here has begun.....
He is pretty to look at and the videos are really well made.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Two words people: Don Johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
@Sheeps and Slitty,
ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 28, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Give me a Fred and Ginger flick over half of the bs they make nowadays and I'd be happy. New Hollywood sucks ass. There I said it and stand by it.
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Kevin Bacon, Dennis Quaid, and the guy from The Matrix all had bands.
I bet it's true. It's very Phoenix to want to do music. All the best to him.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Thanks to you and M.E.! I'll check the band out.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
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Yes she could! So could Ginger Rogers! There are several more but, alas, the real triple-threats are gone... the real Hollywood is dead and buried. :c(
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Deb, NOOOOOOOOOO! Val Kilmer was the BEST Mr. Mojo Risen.
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Trudat. I so forgot he wasn't actually Jim.
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I totally agree. Val rocked that role. But the thing is, he waited 'til his 40's to become corpulent and wasted. Joaquin seems there now.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Jared Leto also played hide the salami with Lohan.
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angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 7:35pm.
SO IS IT THAT 70"S SHOW GUY?!?
- Jared Leto?
He was on "My So Called Life" as Jordan Catalano with Claire Danes.
HE WAS SO FUCKIN' HWAT ON THAT SHOW!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
And the Thunder from Down Under....Russell Crow and his band Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt (or something like that)
Angel, I much prefer Brit's work in the New Mickey Mouse club than that to Cross Roads.
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SO IS IT THAT 70"S SHOW GUY?!?
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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I. like. your. Shatner. impression.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Madonna? I am killing myself with this one...
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Britney! She acts and sings! Crossroads was AWESOME!
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30 Seconds To Mars, they're good.
THERE I SAID IT!!!
I mean, sure Jared luvs his guyliner too much but HE actually made good with his music.
And his brother in his band too, I believe they were both adopted, *useless trivia*.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Rita Hayworth could dance, act and sing.
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Gene Kelly, fer sure! That man was an awesome actor, dancer, singer and sexxay as hell.
Madonna? I am killing myself with this one...
**brain implosion**
*poooft*
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Night WHORES!
Deb, Leto's band "30 Seconds to Mars" actually has some pretty good songs.
My favorite is "The Kill"
"From Yesterday" is pretty good too.
YouTube The Kill, I bet you'd like it!
Cool Clarisse. Nite! Thanks for starting a great topic!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 28, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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Easy now SamMoCo...uhhhhhh, I was, uh, paying her a compliment....yeah, that's it...both of those Lohan girls....uh, *gulps* even Dinah can sing and act.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 28, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Who cares that Fred Astaire couldn't sing all that well? But when he danced... oh my....
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Trudat!
Heaven, Im in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together dancing cheek to cheek
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Submitted by M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Deb, NOOOOOOOOOO! Val Kilmer was the BEST Mr. Mojo Risen.
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Trudat. I so forgot he wasn't actually Jim.
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Leonard Nimoy singing about Frodo Baggins, now that genius!
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Reese Witherspoon...did I just say that? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!