You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 1:03am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:00am.
Is it yo birfday now??
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Eep! It is!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
@angel_i
HOT STUFF!!! Is it yo Birfday??
*gets out the candles in case*
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ESE! I just wiki'd William Burroughs. I'm thinking ..who the fuck is.. Had no effin idea! And I'm old enough to have *ACTUALLY* operated a Burrough's machine!
Must do some reading there...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:00am.
OMG yes - the wee Melbournian kitteh saving fire defying doggy! I'm so proud 2c, aren't you?
*hand on heart*
Melbourne's finest.
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*wipes tear* That was beeeuudiful. Shame the people lets us down (leaving kittehs in da house) but you can't have everything.
Whatup in the land of the Queens? AM toooo jelly you live near the beach. And how is your furry baby?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:03am.
woo-hoo!.. beatnik party! lemme grab my rig and fedora
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 29, 2008 - 12:56am.
Heya ESE...I mean Mr Burrough's. We's havin a beanik party in this here coffeehouse *bongo solo*
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And girls don't forget your steely dans, its going to be one of those kind of nights.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:00am.
Is it yo birfday now??
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:00am.
Haha! Youtube took down my Mcbama video.
Party poopers.
I'll put it somewhere else!
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I dint see it yet!
I've got my works and a few bottles of liqour anyone want to play?? Urmeia is just a pleasant side effect from all fun we're going to have, I swear.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 29, 2008 - 12:57am.
very true, but the guy could... umm.. type
i'm always up for William Tell... got nothin' to lose!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@Sandbitch
Where you at beech? It must be gettin hotter than hell up there, yeah? I miss you you skanky ho!!!!!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 12:51am.
Heya BABY!!! Melbs is home to the coolest little pussy saving doggy in the world!!! All else is SWEEEETTT!
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OMG yes - the wee Melbournian kitteh saving fire defying doggy! I'm so proud 2c, aren't you?
*hand on heart*
Melbourne's finest.
Haha! Youtube took down my Mcbama video.
Party poopers.
I'll put it somewhere else!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Sorry ESE, I'll always think of him as a wife murderer. Wanna play William Tell?
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
lots of googling goin' on round heeya
Jack, snap.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 12:54am.
Umm, grrooovy? Or was that later? *strumming autoharp [Ed: Not a euphemism.]*
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Forgeries must be served hot.
got nothing to say... just noticed the mention of my avie, the late, great, one and only William S. Burroughs!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Thank you Sheeps
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 12:27am.
*bongos* The bird flies south, man. *bongo flourish*
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Bongo Bango
Do a tango
In the light fandango
With a mango
A map atap a
A mouth a rapa
Rapa tapa
Tango ringo
Bingo banga
Mango mingus
Aero lingus..................
Oh, fuck. What did I just read? Shit.
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 12:44am.
Now your swingin' like a true cat, ya feel me.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 12:47am.
:)
Jack K., When On the Road was published some critics said it wasn't written but typed. I still have yet to read, its in my pile. He was also gay but hated gays.
William S. Burroughs was the wife murderer who was friends with Ginsburg who did help him escape Mexico and his crime. And Burroughs did try to have sexy times with the Gins. The beats were oddballs. If you never did read Junky by Burroughs.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 12:45am.
*drops cool personae* SANDBITCH!!!!!
Heya BABY!!! Melbs is home to the coolest little pussy saving doggy in the world!!! All else is SWEEEETTT!
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of
cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities
contemplating jazz
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by dead-actress on October 29, 2008 - 12:43am.
*pouring you a cup of java*
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*passes the doobie to DA*
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 29, 2008 - 12:38am.
Who wrote.. I mean, typed that?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 29, 2008 - 12:43am.
*strokes goatee* *nods head* *tilts beret* Riigghhhttt, I dig your vibes, Hepcat.
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2C! Old buddy old mate old ho! How is everything down south? Anything interesting happening in Melbun?
G'day to all you other breathtaking sluts as well :)
I dunno about the rest of you old horz but I'm still missing how we use to be able to tell if there were any NEW COMMENTS on Dlisted threads.
I think you should bring that feature back MK. Fuck your bulging databases.
The beats didn't clap it, they snapped it.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 12:30am.
Submitted by dead-actress on October 29, 2008 - 12:23am.
*doesn't clap* (too cooool for that daddy-o)
hahahahaha. Just a raised eyebrow?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 12:30am.
*doesn't clap* (too cooool for that daddy-o)
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*pouring you a cup of java*
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
MTC, you're what they would have called "Right" waaaaaaaaay back in the day.
Before the beats beat the goths in the all black sterotype. Dig what I'm saying?
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 29, 2008 - 12:33am.
Ginsberg! I've never read his stuff in full, but that is some cooool stuff. You dig, daddy-o?
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Jack Kerouac didn't write shit
He typed it
In the closet
He bashed himself
He didn't report a death
And had to fly his NYC coop
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
For TITS:
Haiku (Birds singing...)
Birds singing
in the dark
—Rainy dawn.
Jack Kerouac
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I've seen the best minds of my generation....
something something something
dragged naked in the streets???
is that how it goes??
Um my friend had a William Tell act that he preformed in Mexico and shot his wife dead.
I helped him evade the law and escape the charges.
Then he made romantic passes at me, dude that was not cool.
But even though he was a wife murder he was hailed a genius, and until his dying everyone wanted to work with him.
Go figure?
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
I like Joaquin too. His hairlip makes me hot. For realz.
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Submitted by dead-actress on October 29, 2008 - 12:23am.
*doesn't clap* (too cooool for that daddy-o)
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"Parenthood" has been running on HBO- he was so cute when he was 11.
He has a pretty accomplished career Hysteria. I think some people will be listening, even if he sounds like a fucking lunatic most of the time now.....:)
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I like to see you boogie right across the floor
I like to do it to you - til you holla for more
- Stevie Wonder "Boogie On Reggae Woman"
Sheeps -
Yeah, you put that imagine in my brain! I've done a lot of flying to Pink Floyd. All from a comfy livingroom with soft pillows. Whoa.
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I will still love Joaquin. I dont know if his music is any good, but if he ever decides to come back i'll definitely welcome him with open arms. Hes a great actor and I cant even begin to fathom what his family has been through.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Submitted by dead-actress on October 29, 2008 - 12:23am.
*bongos* The bird flies south, man. *bongo flourish*
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Joaquin hasn't done much in film or music, so, sorry, but prolly no one is really listening Joaquin.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 29, 2008 - 12:20am.
Oh, blame me, will you? Pink Floyd is great flying music.
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Maynard G. Krebs!! Yeah MAN, you cooool cat!
Whenever I think of beatniks also think of Rick Ocasek and Pia Zadore (yes I had to google it cos I couldn't remember who played them) in the original 'Hairspray'
"When I'm high I am Odetta. Let's get naked and smoke!"
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 12:12am.
Mr. Pres: You cats are the craziest, daddio.
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*adjusting beret* *stepping up to microphone*
"In the Alley"
Life is an alley
Don’t end up in the gutter
I’m the Queen Pin
I’M STANDING HERE !
Spare me the details
I’M STANDING HERE !!
Gotta strike out on my own
The ball ... is... heavy, man
*snapping fingers* Dig it!
*stepping off stage* (uh..I didn't write that.)
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
I actually thought Joaquin was good in "Reservation Road" and "Return to Paradise"
"We own the Night" not so good even though Mark Wahlberg was in it.
@Sheeps -
Dude, because of you, I had Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon at 18,000 feet looping in my brain for like 3 days. Whoa. Adrenalyne OD. I'm back to Jakob Dylan now. Quite a ride out there!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 12:17am.
Reading your posts is making me picture Sammy Davis Jr.
Not Maynard G. Krebs?
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@Sheeps and DA
Reading your posts is making me picture Sammy Davis Jnr.
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Is there a full moon out?