You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
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Sweet barfday dreams Angel_i - you little Scorpian.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:49am.
On this day some years past, my vadge was sacrificed to evolution. And it fucking hurt.
Giving birth isn't natural.
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Ouch! Hope it was worth it. What did you do for his birfday?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:27am.
LOL! HAHA. You bitch!!! I think I got a chest infection from StKilda beach. Too much drink and party drugs... late night skinny dip. Seemed like a good idea at the time!
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Famous last words!
OMG 2c, I had a couple of memorable nights in St Kilda in the 70's - new year's heave. Three naked people on a Norton, up the main street of St Kilda. I was the one in the middle. I was shy.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 1:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:42am.
I DO want to get extra lucky! How do i do that?
You're gonna need some rabbit's feet. Whaa?? You do?? Oh, REALLY sorry.....
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Meanie!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:49am.
Night Angel_i ! Great to see you and Happy Birthday again. SmOOOOches!!!!
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I have an off topic question(shocking,I know)...When you changr the direction of a ceiling fan,what does that do?
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:42am.
I DO want to get extra lucky! How do i do that?
You're gonna need some rabbit's feet. Whaa?? You do?? Oh, REALLY sorry.....
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Well, kiddies - I must away if I'm to have ANY energy to celebrate with:0
Thank you SO SO much for your greets. I really do appreciate it:) Nite chillen - kisses;x
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HAPPYBMDAY!
On this day some years past, my vadge was sacrificed to evolution. And it fucking hurt.
Giving birth isn't natural.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:42am.
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COME OVER ☺
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 29, 2008 - 1:28am.
Jeebus Christ!!! You just took me back in time to the first nightclub I ever went to.
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Well, pinching and spanking...What else could I want??? Extra lucky? Why yes! I DO want to get extra lucky! How do i do that?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Happy Birfday to Sandbitch's Baby!
♥much love,Mamma!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
We love you angel-i,you funny as fuck BITCH!
P.S.-Benji Madden says hello and he has a"special"gift for you♥
LoL
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:33am.
hahahahaha. I bet. Wanna get extra lucky on your birthday?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:33am.
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I'll "rub it in"alright♥
*wink*
*pinches yer heine,HARD*
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 1:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:30am.
Well that sounds perfect. Wish I could fete you. :)
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Yeah, a lot of guys say that;)
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Thanks Triscuit!
For rubbing in it in, that is;p
Seriously - thank you, luv:)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:30am.
Well that sounds perfect. Wish I could fete you. :)
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Forgeries must be served hot.
@Sandbitch - I was wrong - it was a glitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebwpZOuSO0
But you saw this, yes?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 29, 2008 - 1:18am.
Right back atcha, you coool daddy-o. Groooovvvyyy.
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Is it my sweetie~face head's birfday?
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ You BabyGirl!!
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
Have a super slutty,fuck filled day,My Luvah!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 1:28am.
So. Mon Ange. What are your plans for the big day?
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Just simple. I work too hard this time of year, really. I had the festival, and then Hallowe'en and then the kids day and visiting from tomorrow until then...just eating and drinking really:)
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Yikes, forgot add. Happy birfday to Sandbitch's babeh!!!
P.S. Learn sumfin new everyday, I didn't know you was a mummeh.
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So. Mon Ange. What are your plans for the big day?
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Forgeries must be served hot.
boom boom boom
lets back to my room
where we can do it all night
and i can make you feel right
for some reason DA made me think of this song... damn it!
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:16am.
LOL! HAHA. You bitch!!! I think I got a chest infection from StKilda beach. Too much drink and party drugs... late night skinny dip. Seemed like a good idea at the time!
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Submitted by finderskeepers on October 29, 2008 - 1:22am.
Sorry, I'm working on my profile, I thought it made for a good signature. Just trying to find an aviator now...
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I hear John Travolta flies:)
PS. THANK YOU THANK YOU HORZ - SADLY, YOU ARE THE BEST FRIENDS I HAVE! (not really - but you wished me happy birthday first!;p)
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Holy shit, is it your Birfday angel? Happy Birfday!!! You're superterrific and I hope you have a great day. Gotta go to sleep now. Bye.
ps: You're way too good for Benji, BTW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:20am.
Angel!!
Didn't you post the other day about the last time you gave birth....?
The reason I ask is that it's my son's birthday today!
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So cool! Happy Birthday to your son!
I dated a guy once with the same birthday - DISASTROUS! ;p
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I hope you have a fantastic birthday angel.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by dead-actress on October 29, 2008 - 12:54am.
Bongo Bango
Do a tango
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*raises eyebrow*
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Sorry, I'm working on my profile, I thought it made for a good signature. Just trying to find an aviator now...
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Angel - you and my son share the same birthday!
"Happy Birthday, Mrs. Madden. Happy birthday, toooo youuuu."
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Angel!!
Didn't you post the other day about the last time you gave birth....?
The reason I ask is that it's my son's birthday today!
Submitted by finderskeepers on October 29, 2008 - 1:17am.
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What's this all about?
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Joaquin Phoenix, I expect an album on par with Russell Crowe's stuff.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 29, 2008 - 1:14am.
Happy Birthday, angel!
I thought Canada didn't get October 29 until the middle of November.
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LOL! Apparently that's what my daughter thought - she was due on my birthday - but 10 days late.
Thanks everybuddy=) *blush*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:15am.
Drugstore Cowboy fan and a lover of Desmond Dekker's "Israelites"... 5000 cool points to ya!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:02am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:00am.
Haha! Youtube took down my Mcbama video.
Party poopers.
I'll put it somewhere else!
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I dint see it yet!
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What dis?
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I don't blame him. He was genius in Cash and that stupid twat Reese walltzed away with the oscar.
It's an insult.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:06am.
AM toooo jelly you live near the beach. And how is your furry baby
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Oh 2c - stop whinging. You got ALTONA BEACH dontcha? And there's always the world famous Bell's Beach, if n ya wanna drive for 3 hours, one way, climb down a sheer cliff face, then get blood sucked dry by March flies. Aaaah, Victoria - someone gotta live there. Tasmania would starve otherwise.
hehe heharr hehe he horr horhaha
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 29, 2008 - 1:12am.
I used to be able to recite whole passages of dialogue from that film!!! No matter how many times I see it, it always deserves another run.
*sings OOOHHH OOOHHH, the ISRAELITES*
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Yeah i am with you on this one Michael.
Vote here if you think Joaquin is full of sh*t
Happy Birthday, angel!
I thought Canada didn't get October 29 until the middle of November.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:10am.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANGEL...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
*presents delicious coffee flavoured birfday cake with doobie shaped candles*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:10am.
more times than i'm willing to admit.. love that flick!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
happy b-day, angel!!!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 29, 2008 - 1:06am.
ESE, have you seen Drugstore Cowboy?
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