You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
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Y'know 2C, we have a lot in common with the Canuck.
OK. 2c. Do you think they get it yet?
P.S.= in 1978 I was 2.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:07am.
I used to watch this show with the family. Good family entertainment. Can you believe the fuckery going on there? How did this get past the censors? Ahhh...the 70's. Good times.
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Never seen his movies.
Won't be buying any of his music.
Don't care if he wastes himself with his reverse attention whore lifestyle.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 3:55am.
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Hahha♥
Personal question(you do not have to answer)
Do you like men?
Have you ever been w/ a girl?
Ever had a threesome,FOURsome?..kidding about four...
I am just really curious about other peoples sex lives cause I wanna make sure I am "normal" or not! HaHA
No,really.I was kinda sheltered as a young girl and I want to explore some crazy shit so I was just asking if you ever did!
♥
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:02am.
@Sandbitch,
Seriously, you have to watch this:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hZrwEQy0rHM&feature=related
Cheech & Chong - Interview Australia 1978.
OK...semicomposed
OK...watching.
OK...Losing control of one's bowels.
@Sandbitch,
Seriously, you have to watch this:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hZrwEQy0rHM&feature=related
Cheech & Chong - Interview Australia 1978.
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 3:49am.
Triscuit! You know just how to make a girl feel special *blushes*. I wish TITS and Speakit were here :(
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 3:44am.
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My post got fucked up.
I SAID............*grabs your cooter*
*tweaks Sandbitches nipples*
Hells mutha fuckin YEAH♥
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
excuse absence * bourbon n diet coke *
AWWW Group hug??
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I wuvs you guys!
You make me laugh,and that is a really good feeling!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 3:37am.
Keeping up...stalking...its a fine line.
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So reassured you are keeping up with me 2C - we is BINARY GIRLS!!
Just got to *HIDDEN OBJECT*
Fair suck o the sav
I just shit myself....
Three re-composures required in one evening, southern pacific time. Who said women can't have multiple anything.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 3:31am.
♥♥♥ :)
Did you see Sandbitch's correction at 3.19? She thought you was me. BTW, I think I stole that titty flash from Sandbitch actually. It IS very clever. That's why I love her ♥♥♥
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 3:30am.
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You so funnnay!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 3:23am.
*gets wax* *steals landing strip* *runs away*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 3:25am.
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That's cool!
My friend Tina made me Spanish rice and beans,I'm happy.YUM!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Don't care how bat shit crazy he is, he is still so hot. Bitch can say anything he wants.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 3:22am.
Don't mind her, *nudges* *points to Sandbitch* *does hand holding a beer up to mouth tilty movement*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 3:19am.
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NiiiiiiCE!
Here..I'll show you my landing strip ☺
LoL
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 3:18am.
You just jelly cos I live near the beach, in Queensland. Nyah!
Is that your new siggy? Could be a little more juvenile if you really, really tried. What's wrong with Nyah, Nyah, NyahNyah, Nyah. :)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 3:19am.
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fucking crotch fruit???
LMfffffAO!!!!
I wuz just trying to be polite to you and your child on his/her B~Day!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Clue, prolly younger than MK but not much I'd reckon.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 3:12am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 3:03am.
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How old is yer Baby?
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How personal do you wanna get here fucka?
I'll need to take my teeth out to answer that.
You just jelly cos I live near the beach, in Queensland. Nyah!
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URGENT EDIT - Sorry Triscuit...I thought that was 2C snarking...
Still ain't telling how old mah crotch fruit is...
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 3:16am.
♥♥♥ (o)(o) ♥♥♥
(titty flash!)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 3:11am.
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♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 3:03am.
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How old is yer Baby?
I said Happy Birfday earlier :)
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
@Sandbitch
*passes tissues, sneeks an arse pinch in*
Am watching Norman G interview with Cheech & Chong on the tube of you!
@Triscuit
HAHAHA. Hidden object!
I IS WOOOMAANN, her me ROOOAARRR!!! But I prefer to be called a Sexxxaayy Hot Beeecchhh. :)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 2:21am.
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Okay...first don't use big people words with me.
Second,I found the"hidden object"in my pants.It was a little man in a boat*wink~wink~nudge*
Ha,If you are a chick,you KNOW what I mean :)
Hey ...are you a chick? I am.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
**still sobbing**
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
God only save me from a man in uniform
You've lost that lovin' feelin'
Tommy Girl *sobs*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc
Fuck me you is classy. Top Gun link and all. I'm gonna have to get you back for that. BTW, I used to think Goose was HOT! And, wasn't there a Maverick in that film? I hear it's being passed around DL as a euphemism for c*nt. You can now call your son a solid gold Maverick!
*edited: goddamn dyslexia*
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I slept with Top Gun. *blushes*
God only save me from a man in uniform
You've lost that lovin' feelin'
Tommy Girl *sobs*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc
I will still always love JP, he's a hot slut and ya gotta admit, you all would've hit it back in the "Gladiator" days!
"You are a two-timing, no good scallywag! And as God as my witness, I'll never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux
@Sandbitch
An RAAF defacto? Does that mean your man could fly? You was just like Lois Lane!
And I have heard some stories about the Carlton Flats but I WANT DETAILS. Wasn't it a hangout for all the music industry types?
AND! *gets giddy* *stumbles a bit* *faints*
NORMAN GUNSTON!! Norman Fucking Gunston. Are you kidding me? I LOVED him! I don't know what to say. Did you ever see his interview with (I think it was) Sally Struthers?
*feet kisses* Smoooch Smoooch smooooooooccchhhh.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 2:09am.
@Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:55am.
Sound like a hoot! That takes some balls, Fitzroy St was hooker central in them days!
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IT TOOK BALLZ MAN, BARE NAKID BALLZ.
I was thinkin... 2C is gonna think I was a Fitzroy Street HOOKER!! No man No. Even better than that - I was a RAAF DEFACTO! Laverton rocks y'all.
We actually chose to live in the Carlton high rise in Lygon Street. GOOD TIMES MAN, I shit you not.
I was lucky enough to get a job at Melbourne Uni in Parkville so I just walked to work every day. And I even got to meet NORMAN GUNSTON!! Norman Fucking Gunston. Kiss my feet.
Is that a euphemism ? Later Triscuit! ♥
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I lurves you guys,but I am gonna go play a "hidden object" game!
I fucking LOVE them!
See ya in a bit
♥SmOOtcheS♥
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 2:15am.
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AAAhhh,thanks.I knew I could depend on my Dlisted hos for a good time :)
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 2:12am.
*whispers in ear in best Benji Madden voice*
Who's been a naughty, naughty ho!
*pulls hair back* *Smack smack smackety smack*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 2:09am.
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Smack it and pull my long brown hair!
*sorry I am REALLY horned up for some reason,Musta been angel*
Edited to say-Or Benji Madden!
hahaha
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
@Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:55am.
Sound like a hoot! That takes some balls, Fitzroy St was hooker central in them days!
And WHAT????!!! HAHAHAHA. It's offical. You is da best Mum EVER!!! How dare he not want to party with you! Doesn't he know what you sacrificed for him??? Your once sexaayyy bagina?? Nights on the piss? He'll be sorry, one day he'll be a parent and you can refuse to babysit.
@Triscuit
*pinches your ass*
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 1:50am.
I have an off topic question(shocking,I know)...When you changr the direction of a ceiling fan,what does that do?
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It rotates in the opposite direction.
One setting is for Winter, one for Summer. Not sure which way is which though. Hot air rises, I know that much, little. In Winter, you wanna suck the hot air down from the ceiling and back around you, wouldn't you not?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:59am.
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Thank You for answering me!
I am a spoiled little bitch sometimes :)
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 1:50am.
I have an off topic question(shocking,I know)...When you changr the direction of a ceiling fan,what does that do?
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Wouldn't it suck all the air upwards? Is it a powerful fan? If so, I wouldn't try it...you may end up with all your belongings chopped julienne style.
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I SACRIFICED A PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA FOR YOU!
*crosses arms and stomps feet*
stop ignoring ME!
Boo~frickity~hoo
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 1:55am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 1:49am.
On this day some years past, my vadge was sacrificed to evolution. And it fucking hurt.
Giving birth isn't natural.
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Ouch! Hope it was worth it. What did you do for his birfday?
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He is TOO BUSY !! The little cunt (that's my nickname for he).