You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
Finally. He can devote himself to banging me.
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"Dorothy, was Sofia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing?"
- Rose Nyland
At first I thought that was Rosanne's boy. He just wants to let himself go, so it appears.
Joaquin Phoenix + 20 yrs. = Russel Crowe.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
How crazy some entertainers are! Actors want to music artists, music artists want to be actors.
When will it end! Only a few have managed to pull it off, such as J-Hud and Aaliyah.
Submitted by Leona on October 29, 2008 - 6:17am.
A guy's type of movie? Is it porn?
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LOL-No, not even close. It's certainly not a love story. Murder mystery with dark comedic story lines....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Holy cow. Here's come the sun. Ggotta go sweep d
floors for a living.
I'll come find ya when I see the movie.
Thanks for the headsa up.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."
Amy Winehouse
A guy's type of movie? Is it porn?
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Leona on October 29, 2008 - 6:05am.
Well, Chubbs, I'll have to check that one out.
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It's probably slanted a little more towards a guy's type of movie but a few of my lady friends liked it as well....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Well, Chubbs, I'll have to check that one out.
I hope he looks better in that movie than he does in this pic.
Here he looks like the special love child of Jack Black and Seth Rogen, a genetic engineering stunt gone awry.
Poor bastard.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Love you guys! Kisses Sandbitch. Pinch the birfday boy's bum for me! Night Triscuit. I'll pinch you later! Byyeee ♥♥♥
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A great but little known Joaquin Phoenix movie is called "Clay Pidgeons". It is one of my favorite movies and it also stars Vince Vaughn, Georgina Cates, and Jeanine Garafolo.
Joaquin and Vince play off each other so well in the movie.
Rent it and you won't be disappointed!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118863/
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 5:44am.
I only caught some of that discussion. Everywhere I looked Benji Madden this and Benji Madden that. Best virus ever. It was everywhere. I reckon we call out Tina Fey next. She is known to visit DL. I loves her ♥♥
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:43am.
Good gunt sandbitch, a little bewdy!
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Oh good, I think my bar is looking to hire. Good timing a-hole. Wanna work for $8.75 an hour then. Pricks are in demand!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:39am.
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Where to send it?
That link "he" posted?
Dude...really Benji Madden is hardly a celebrity,it prolly WAS him!
He was itching his crabs after fucking Paris.
(he is the one fucking Paris,right?)
LOL
Tha is how this ALL started.
P.S.---I live in NJ.It is 5:41am,WHAT THE FUCK am I still doing up?
I gotta get my babies up at 7am.
Damn,I suck.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:42am.
No shit! Kevin's daughter? How have I not heard of this before? She' a corker!
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A little ripper even!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:35am.
No shit! Kevin's daughter? How have I not heard of this before? She' a corker!
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 5:34am.
There may be a way to verify. Like, sending him a postcard that reads: Dear Benji Madden. Only sign this card if you were at Dlisted. What do ya reckon?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:24am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:11am.
For Triscuit.
Jenny Talia From Australia
Camel Toe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM
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HAHAHA. LOL at Jenny Talia. Where do you find this stuff?
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She's Kevin Bloody Wilson's daughter . He is effing brilliant, IMO, and she is her daddy's daughter.
Nope.Don't believe it was our hero Benji Madden.Nope.not at all.
ANYONE could've done that.I DO NOT believe it was our king Benji Madden.
No Way.Uh Uhhh.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:25am.
I swear to god. Earlier when you said 'google gunt 2c' I read as 'Good gunt 2c'.
New.
Favourite.
Sentence.
example: Good gunt Sandbitch, your skill making me laugh is one of the reasons why you are my favourite ho!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:14am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:07am.
New. Favourite. Word.
Even without knowing what it means, I'm using it.
Yeah, what triscuit said: a guy with a cunt?
or a gut that hangs over the cunt? Can I use it in either context?
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Okays. A gunt is a front bum. Camel toe is a fond memory. A GUNT obscures ones JUNK from oneself. A GUNT must also obscure one's JUNK from others to be considered a true GUNT.
With credit to Angel_i and TITS for the added Canucking Gunting clarity.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:11am.
For Triscuit.
Jenny Talia From Australia
Camel Toe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM
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HAHAHA. LOL at Jenny Talia. Where do you find this stuff?
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Triscuit
Here, page 4:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28950
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:11am.
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Tuna taco?
Haaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*dead*
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:10am.
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What thread did you say he was on?
I don't believe it was REALLY OUR Benji Madden!!!!
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gunt
1). noun.
A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).
2). proper noun.
Also refers to a clique of chainsmoking, alcoholic female enginerds found roaming the bars of the University of Illinois.
1). "Wow, if she doesn't shut her yap I'm going to punch her in the gunt."
2). "Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts. They're on the prowl tonight!"
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:07am.
New. Favourite. Word.
Even without knowing what it means, I'm using it.
Yeah, what triscuit said: a guy with a cunt?
or a gut that hangs over the cunt? Can I use it in either context?
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For Triscuit.
Jenny Talia From Australia
Camel Toe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 5:05am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:03am.
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Not for real,for real,though?
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Yuh HUH!!! He offered to autograph anything sent by DLers to the place in his link (managers of sumfin).
He did a shout out to angel_i again (I fink). Anyhoo, Sandbitch scared him away :)
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Google Gunt Triscuit. TRUST. Join us. Resistance is futile.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:05am.
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I am taking a guess....a guy with a cunt?
or a gut that hangs over the cunt?
Teach me your ways,Master.
LoL
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:52am.
Hey, chola is up to 2,576 views! Damn, angel_i will be able to afford to buy us all first class seats on the speshul bus soon (you do get some $$ if your vid is watched heaps, don'tcha?) Only 997424 views to payday!
OHH! I forgot to add! I remember that Boy George interview when it went to air originally! I thought BoyG was gonna choke a bitch!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:47am.
I saw your explanation for Gunt somewhere but I can't remember what it was you said. Do you think our tittays has spent some time with Aussies? Or is there something she's not telling us.
*cue music* DUH DUHN!
BTW, I have thrown bint around a LOT lately. Its winning me lots of friends :)
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I demanded some Canuck info! Those Canuck play their cards close to their chests...
I think it was Mustang Sally that posted a link to Canuck words. Gunt just jumped out at me. I can't believe that we aussies didn't invent it.
Google Gunt 2C. You won't look back. TRUST.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 5:03am.
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Not for real,for real,though?
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 4:58am.
Hey tris, were you here the other day/night when Benji Madden dropped by? I think we were in the Ugg boot thread?
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Lean like a chola with the "Waterworks" machine.It is only $29.95.
Benji Madden will buy it for you!
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 4:30am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:22am.
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fuck.Like "special" small bus special?
Thanks.
FYI-I love men.
Black men
Hispanic men
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Ho, settle. A bitch has t be speshul to get a ticket on the dlisted dribble bus.
Lean like a chola, slut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tINhCE65rQM
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:50am.
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I know we is speshul♥
Now get me some big dick!
Haaha
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 4:47am.
http://www.waterworkshealth.com/home/index.php
I heard all you skanks(MK included) need to invest in this wonderful new product.
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LOL!!! HAHAHA! You love me, you really love me! Me wubs you, ya widdle hotty :)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:39am.
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Okay but you gotta do me first...after we use the "Water works"machine!
HaHAA
see my other post and click on it!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
http://www.waterworkshealth.com/home/index.php
I heard all you skanks(MK included) need to invest in this wonderful new product.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:33am.
And I used the Canuck word "GUNT" in true context a few days ago and TITS got all choked up on it....
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I saw your explanation for Gunt somewhere but I can't remember what it was you said. Do you think our tittays has spent some time with Aussies? Or is there something she's not telling us.
*cue music* DUH DUHN!
BTW, I have thrown bint around a LOT lately. Its winning me lots of friends :)
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 4:30am.
Aww, I was being tongue-in-cheek. Just messin wif ya cos that's how I let know I like ya. *kicks the ground* Sheesh. Can I make it up to you? Wanna make out?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:29am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:11am.
Que? Do you mean the vid?
Y'know 2C, we have a lot in common with the Canuck.
Don't we though? They get us. I'm starting to think that TITS is an Aussie in disguise. She said 'You bewdy' the other day, and no-one else here has used that term ever (that I know of). I'm gonna use it all the time now. It'll be great. You BEWDY!
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And I used the Canuck word "GUNT" in true context a few days ago and TITS got all choked up on it....
....Freaky....
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:22am.
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fuck.Like "special" small bus special?
Thanks.
FYI-I love men.
Black men
Hispanic men
few white men
Yum~Yummie
I just wanted to know what went on wit others.I offered to have a threesome w/ a dude and I just wanted to know what real women thought of that.
I don't want to eat pussay though so...what the fuck was I thinking?Ya know?
But thanks for calling me"speshul".
DICKHEAD.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:11am.
Que? Do you mean the vid?
Y'know 2C, we have a lot in common with the Canuck.
Don't we though? They get us. I'm starting to think that TITS is an Aussie in disguise. She said 'You bewdy' the other day, and no-one else here has used that term ever (that I know of). I'm gonna use it all the time now. It'll be great. You BEWDY!
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 29, 2008 - 4:09am.
Jebus Triscuit! If I knew there was gonna be a test, I'd wouldn't have drank (typo, staying) so many vodka and tonics. Horny much? Oh, ok...just cos I likes ya.
Do you like men?
Hell yeah, especially men's voices. Grrrrr.
Have you ever been w/ a girl?
Hell nawww. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Ever had a threesome,FOURsome?..kidding about four...I am just really curious about other peoples sex lives cause I wanna make sure I am "normal" or not!
HAHAHA!! No, does that make me boring? I have however flashed tittays at boys with my friends. Does that count? And Triscuit, I think we have already established that you are very 'special'.
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Norman Gunston interviews Boy George.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTD3EBtf_MI&NR=1
We used to have the record of"What I did on my summer vacation"
or something like that by Cheech and Chong.
Good shit!
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