Brit Brit Works Out

BritneySpears.com has been posting some amazingly fascinating shit of Our Lady of Cheetos like this video of her working out in her "purdy fancee rum wif shiny balls." That's what she call it.

You know, if I had a trainer and a chef, I'd probably eat healthy and work out too. Okay, no I wouldn't. But you know Brit Brit isn't either. You can't tell from this video, but at the beginning where she's reaching up, her trainer hung bags of Cheetos from the ceiling for her to try and grab. At the end of the work out, they just give them to her.

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:19pm.

As dense as Shitney is, she knows she "likes money", (the Matt Lauer interview). She lost her way for a few years, because it was just too easy to do whatever the frick she wanted with no intellect to use way too much dough properly, and the mental discipline of a 14 year old. She ended up blowing a lot of that ill-gained cash, so Daddy Spears had her rewired to earn again.
It's that simple. I just hope to God it doesn't work. If she had updated her schtick from the late 90's, abandoned the jail-bait soft-porn, actually SANG more than 3 notes, I'd wish her well. But if this over-paid, amoeba-brain has some great comeback, rehashing the same old shit, I'd assume that Mccain also won the election and I'd have to off myself. Sorry for the rant. I'm going through a "crotchety old hag" phase that should last for the next 30 years.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:18pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 28, 2008 - 6:47pm.

I'm sure your legs are great!!!

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:17pm.

Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 28, 2008 - 6:41pm.

Hey .. My legs look like that! :(

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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:14pm.

quite boring, but, damn, it's Cheeto Report, so it'll have to be enough for me..*sigh*

@PSL: LOL! yeah, tell us how to get legs like that! after you get off your fat ass (according to you know who)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:14pm.

What's freaking me out is people saying that song is "better" than Xtina's. I think they're both at the same level and I'd just rather watch Xtina cuz she doesn't make me sick to my stomach when I think of her.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:14pm.

;) Us big thigh women must stick together

Submitted by matthew323 on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:14pm.

Good gracious I am staring to like this bitch. I am gay for those that dont know, but my damn boyfriend loves her to death. He is lucky he has a nice tush for me to actually pay attention. He is 27 and loves her...i don't get it but I am trying to learn because of him.

Submitted by Cara on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:13pm.

And look how far our little Britney has come. All it took was enough anti-psychotics to kill a rhino and somebody else making every single decision in her life for her. Good for you, Britney!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:13pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on October 28, 2008 - 6:41pm.

Hey .. My legs look like that! :(

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:11pm.

When do we get to see the video of her taking out the garbage, or the long awaited dance remix of 'Watch me scratch my butt'.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:11pm.

Hey .. My legs look like that! :(

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:07pm.

ah, you all know I want to know what the secret is to get legs like hers......lmao.

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Submitted by Anonihmuss on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 6:03pm.

Looks like she's working out in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:55pm.

Sorry, sluts. 2X post. I've got lap top moves that need addressing.

On topic: Twatney wanted K-ked. She married him knowing he was a scumbag. He dumped his pregnant GF. Did she actually think it was love?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:52pm.

GIG - Yup, photographic evidence of the most epic break down ever. (so far)

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:49pm.

Fucking bitch looks a little "special" even when she's working out. Ohhhhh yeah Shitney, you are such a fitness inspiration to us all....CUNT.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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It's SUCKS when a bitch call the Pappz every time she makes a move. It will come back to haunt her.

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:49pm.

lol @ D.A E

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:48pm.

Submitted by annie ominous on October 28, 2008 - 6:11pm.

Everyone is really mean today.

I'll be nice to her once she's in one of these...

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10983440/Sarkofagus_Lux_Coffin.jpg

THEN i'll be nice! *smiles brightly*

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:45pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on October 28, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Angel_i

*raises eyebrow*
is that really you?

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Actually, I do that too. Only I have to do my own counting. But that's ok cuz I went to school.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:43pm.

Angel_i

*raises eyebrow*
is that really you?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:43pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on October 28, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Work out as much as you want, Twatney. You'll still be the hill-billy twat that showed the world her period stained panties and herpes-ridden mouth
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Exactly!

Not to mention fucked in public restrooms, puked in her SUV, swapped clothes with go go dancers, gave up custody of her kids and is babysat by her father via court order.

Such accomplishment!

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:42pm.

Maybe I'm the only one but I think her body looks fine.

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Submitted by annie ominous on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:41pm.

I like Britney for some unexplainable reason. I'm happy to see she's getting back in shape & making crappy music again.

Everyone is really mean today.

Kicking ass without breaking a nail since 1980

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:40pm.

*edited* Yeah... I'm a dumbass

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:40pm.

Wow. That's great. She's amazing.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 28, 2008 - 6:05pm.
lol M.K is the only person that gets a pass

If any of you dlisters watch this crap on the regular I'm going to intervene

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:39pm.

Work out as much as you want, Twatney. You'll still be the hill-billy twat that showed the world her period stained panties and herpes-ridden mouth.

And your waxed beef curtains.

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:39pm.

Whenever there is a Spears post, i have to watch the Looney Tunes/Daffy Duck episode where the Hillbillies (Ma and Pa) try to make Daffy Thanksgiving dinner but before she can light the stove with a match, Daffy "keeps blowin em out"

http://video.aol.com/video/holiday-for-drumsticks/1789275

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Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:39pm.

that's hotter than the Duff vid :P

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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:38pm.

Sadly for her (and many guys), her body will never be what it once was.

Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:38pm.

Dull..call me when the crazy train is back on track...

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:37pm.

We already know she smells, just imagine the stench when the bitch starts to sweat.

*gagging*

*fermented vag juice*

*B.O*

*dirty bunghole*

*nasty ass weave*

*vomits*

Submitted by pompom on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:37pm.

Riveting....

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on October 28, 2008 - 5:52pm.

Who watches this shit ass crap?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:34pm.

I can't remember the last time I cared less about something. Bring on the crazy, you hillbilly!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:33pm.

I hate the slag.

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Submitted by Big L on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:33pm.

WOW...thrilling!....slow gossip day, eh?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:31pm.

Personally, I like work out rooms with NO mirrors.

The only reason she is working out is because she HAS to. Her label is making her promote this album, she's going on tour, she needs to be "marketable" again. And considering her body is what she had going for her...bitch needs to get her bod back.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:30pm.

I liked her better when she was having sex in dressing rooms.

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:30pm.

aww... I can not find any motivation for working out...

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:29pm.

What jim said. It's her JOB. Glad she's finally doing it.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:29pm.

So, Shitters has that extensive of a work out room in her house, yet she's not a size 0?

Ok, size 0 is going a little far, but FUCK ME! If I had that kind of work out room, the amount of "free" time that this twat has, you'd be able to bounce a fucking quarter off every inch of my body.

Lazy pig!!!!!

Submitted by SeH on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:27pm.

Silly hillbilly. Doesn't this bitch chain smoke??

Submitted by jim on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 5:27pm.

BE FUCKING DEAL IT IS HER JOB TO STAY IN SHAPE AND SINCE THIS PIECE OF SHIT DRINKS 50 FRAPPS A DAY SHE SHOULD BE RUNNING ALL FUCKING DAY LONG...YOU CAN MOVE BACK TO LOUISIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNA ANYTIME BRIT..DEM FOLKS WAITIN 4 U....