Tuesday, October 28th 2008

No, She Didn't


Hilary Duff has a new video out for her song "Reach Out," which completely samples rips off Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus." No. No. No. This is illegal, right? A ho like Hilary Duff can't just take a Depeche Mode song, rip it to shreds, violate it and spit all over it! Something must be done! I want to reach out and slap her.

When I turn off the sound, the video isn't that bad. But Hilary Duff is trying to bring the sexy and it isn't really working. It's like a cutesy chipmunk, putting on lingerie and trying to sex you with their eyes. It's a little uncomfortable.

After you listen to that abomination above, wash your ears out with this:



Posted by: Michael K


pompom's picture

When I was younger, Dr. & the Medics did a remake of "Spirit in the Sky". I sort of liked it (ducks)... I suspected it was a remake but I didn't really know the original. My sibling who is much older than me pointed out what a bastardization the remake truly was. I'm sure HD's fans will love this, without knowing any better.

Kp's picture

Depeche mode makes me smile :-) I didnt bother watching hilary duff. I am happy not knowing.

putsomestankonit's picture

Finally got a visual... Does this mean she's no longer a virgin?

Cause how could a virgin sing about shit like this and be into pseudo bondage?

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Albatross's picture

Aw, HELL no! Okay, this bitch is offically on my Shit List!

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Green Is Good's picture

Reach out and fuck off, Hilly.

She She peritta's picture

She's trying hard to be sexy but she's not pulling it off. I was laughing the whole time. As for her doing the Depeche Mode cover...I can't believe they gave this twit permission to use Personal Jesus...uck.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

It's not just Depeche Mode she's ripping off. It's every Madonna video until 1997 mixed with Fiona Apple's Criminal video.

Capitanne's picture

Another "wholesome pop star" goes porn skank. Just what the world was missing...

zomay's picture

Jezzabella on October 28, 2008 - 5:22pm.
SOmeone HELP me- I can't see shit!!!
I cant see the bullshit! I wanna see too. Man!

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You don't need help my friend, you need to thank your personal jesus that you can't see this bullshit.

Green Is Good's picture

She sounds like Twatney Spears. An over processed, nasally chipmunk who can't sing, unless she has a studio of engineers, song writers and producers making her sound yet more manufactured, soul-less, talentless, lame and boring.

Otter Pop's picture

Great. One of the most unoriginal "artists" takes it upon herself to rip off one of the greatest songs ever written and sung by one of the sexiest men to come out of the 80s. Fuck her and her horsey face.

Jezzabella's picture

SOmeone HELP me- I can't see shit!!!
I cant see the bullshit! I wanna see too. Man!

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

I HATE that I like it... And I really do!

Try as I might, I just can't hate her.

day shift stripper's picture

I'm getting the audio but no video. I'll consider myself lucky.

This reminds me of when Rihanna raped Soft Cell's version of Tainted Love. :(

This is pathetic already. I didn't think it could get any worse than a rap version of "She's Like The Wind," but then I heard the Numa Numa song sampled on one of T.I.'s songs.

*head explody*

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This is fuckery fuckitty shenanigans at its worst! It's as if HD took a copy of Violator and took a big smelly diarrhea dump on it.

Is it me or does it also sound like she ripped off Britney Spears' Womanizer? Now THAT is sinking to a new low...

DeeDee's picture

That ain't FUCKING RIGHT MAN! Fuck!

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kdracofan's picture

This is when PETA should get involved and get a hold of miss horsey over here

Bella's picture

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on October 28, 2008 - 5:08pm.
LEAVE DEPECHE MODE ALONE HILLARY!!! THEY ARE THE GREATEST FUCKING BAND OF ALL TIME AND I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN AND DEFILE THEIR MUSIC LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN DIDDY STOLE LED ZEPPELIN'S "KASHMIR"!!! I HOPE YOU DIE HORRIBLY, YOU FUCKING THIEVING BITCH!!!

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Fuck, that Diddy song was the absolute worst, it made me sick to my stomach, how in the hell could Jimmy Page be involved in such horrible abuse of that great song?!

Euphoria's picture

A real, live horse is sexier than this shit.

putsomestankonit's picture

I'm lucky I couldn't see it but I could still hear it. Oh my dear sweet lord why? Why did DM allow this to happen? Don't they have enough fucking money already?

And I'm still holding a slight grudge against Jimmie Page for allowing Piddy to fuck with Kashmir.

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kdracofan's picture

"reach out" and PUNCH you?!
yes
with pleasure

how dare she?

actually - how dare DM...like Salem13 said: she had to get permission from them.

*sad day*

kdracofan's picture

(oops double post)

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Raniya's picture

Sex sells....I suposse...

zomay's picture

Is there some reason why her teeth look like Angie Jolene's? Weird.

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Salem13's picture

Umm don't you in order to "sample" need permission from the original artist? If thats the case then, they can't be angry she fucked up their song. Not to mention royalties.

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"How dare she....rips off Depeche and Like a Virgin at the same time...my heart cant take it"

True dat.
AND the video rips off the look of the Pet Shop Boys great video for "Being Boring".

Seriously, this DM rip off really pisses me off. I know it's silly to some but I'm angry. Can anyone today to something new and fresh and intersting?

Bella's picture

I´ve never been able to stand Depeche Mode except for Personal Jesus, that´s a kick ass song. And that little twat Hilary got some nerve to mess with a classic like that.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I can't buy her as a sex symbol.

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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

seras's picture

BOO WHORE!!!!!!!!!

2Di4's picture

she looks like a cross between britney and jenna jameson (new icky tito-boning jenna, not old hot jenna). giddyap!

Callan's picture

YOU FUCKING BITCH!

I will kick your in your horse-y veneers! This is unspeakable.

Clarisse's picture

That little witch Wendy should stick to acting! DID YOU HEAR THAT LINDSAY, JESSICA, SCARLETTE!!

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Green Is Good's picture

I hope Depeche Mode sues Hilly's giant horse chompers.

But it's not like she actually sings. She's yet another manufactured Pop-Star, tween-whore clone twat.

gyeah's picture

I fucking hate DP so i should care less but woooooooooow, this ain't right.

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LoLo's picture

Hillary Duff get your ass OFF OF MY LAWN!
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chin chin's picture

wtf!! this shit IS illegal! how can a no talent ho like this even DARE to touch the great depeche mode?? this bitch is crazy, it doesnt even sound good

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Ms. Caligula's picture

LEAVE DEPECHE MODE ALONE HILLARY!!! THEY ARE THE GREATEST FUCKING BAND OF ALL TIME AND I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN AND DEFILE THEIR MUSIC LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN DIDDY STOLE LED ZEPPELIN'S "KASHMIR"!!! I HOPE YOU DIE HORRIBLY, YOU FUCKING THIEVING BITCH!!!

misslainey's picture

Next thing you'll know she'll do a Dead Kennedy's cover and that's when I am going to lose it.

zomay's picture

Wow that is awful and wrong on a very deep level. Is nothing sacred...

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Silvara0428's picture

So I guess I'm lucky the friggin crap won't load....
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Anonymous101's picture

Oh yeah, the Apocalypse is upon us now!!

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misslainey's picture

Usually I just laugh off MK's video comments, but this fuckery is serious! Nobody can touch a classic like this! This got me through many a nights at the club. I had to stop after the first 20 seconds. And WTF is with the pseudo bondage crap?

Shoebox's picture

this weekend i watched casper meets wendy she looked the same only with bigger teeth.
i can't pull off sexy either at 21 i look like a 13 yr old
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spankypants's picture

Unacceptable!!!!!!!!
You do not mess with Depeche Mode. Period.

Sorry but Hilary's version is WAY better

JaclynStallone's picture

NO NO NO FUCK NO! This is NOT cool. FUCK!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

*SHOCK GASP*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.....

It does not fuck with Depeche, it will now have to watch Lilo movies for eternity.

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LoLo's picture

Bitch needs to reach out and eat a dick cause that shit aint right!
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putsomestankonit's picture

Ewwwwwwwww

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Mel-Tang's picture

uh yuck. I just will never be able to get past Lizzie McGuire.

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