Tuesday, October 28th 2008
No, She Didn't
Hilary Duff has a new video out for her song "Reach Out," which completely samples rips off Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus." No. No. No. This is illegal, right? A ho like Hilary Duff can't just take a Depeche Mode song, rip it to shreds, violate it and spit all over it! Something must be done! I want to reach out and slap her.
When I turn off the sound, the video isn't that bad. But Hilary Duff is trying to bring the sexy and it isn't really working. It's like a cutesy chipmunk, putting on lingerie and trying to sex you with their eyes. It's a little uncomfortable.
After you listen to that abomination above, wash your ears out with this:
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She looks like a little girl who raided her trashy sister's closet circa 1984. Worse yet, she has all the vocal chops of a hummingbird.
I don't really have anything against sampling per se. When done well it can be clever, and in the late '80s and early '90s it introduced young audiences to performers they might not have sought out otherwise. Lately, it's just become the lazy and artless crutch for creativity-challenged producers and the telegenic little nobodies whose strings they pull.
HILARY DUFF IS AN EVIL CUNT
She should burn in hell for this cockshittery!
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Sometimes, you just need a "Fuck it" Day.
Bye Nit
Excellent, Hekki. Still good to know I'm not a complete loozer, just a slut..*preens*
Also, ITA about celebrations there. One of my sis and her hubby (no kids, been married 20+ years) make a semi-annual mecca trip there, alternating between Cali. and Fla. Creeps me out, cuz I haven't went since my kids were tweens! Have a great evening everyone! Heading out to dinner!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
AND HILLARY DUFF IS NOT SEXY. JUST WRONG
TOTAL AND UTTER B-L-A-S-P-H-E-M-Y- THE THING IS THEY MUST HAVE APPROVED THIS WHICH IS EVEN WORSE. NONE THE LESS THEY ARE STILL A KICK ASS BAND <3333333333333 LOVE THE DM
This is too bad to ignore...not only did she totally violated "Personal Jesus" but on top of that she had to wear one of Vadge's old numbers circa 1984 to bring on the sexy...bitch, please is NOT working...now go fuck all your body cavities with something very thick and very sand-papery as punishment. I hope this "Greatest Hits" compilation tanks...as if she had any hits beyond her Disney show.
*In best Supernanny voice*
This is un-asseptible.
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NitWitty: No. It's a way to redeem yourself for actually being there in the first place.
I kid, I kid. It's probably a really fun place to go. I just think it's scary when people (and I know TWO) who are really into Disney. And the people who move to Celebration (the Disney town in Florida)... That is not right.
Is nothing sacred? She better not ever cross my path or I'll rip those veneers right out of her head.
that new song is trash, she sucks as a singer
Sacrilege! But I have to admit that for a horse face Hil's looking pretty hot. She must have had those giant chiclet teefs taken down a few centimeters.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
PS. The Duff should never be allowed to do "sexy". Never. She's gotta be one of them funny ladies that just ends up sexy somehow.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Ok, that's lame. I actually like sampling. It's a fun way to play with music and it makes it less disposable - brings cool stuff back. But it's supposed to be sampling not stealing and fucking around with the lyrics. Ugh. on the bright side, my daughter will be so happy - Hilary's the only ho she really likes and she's been quiet lately.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Hekki, what's your opinion on having sex in the gondolas there? Would that person still be a big loozer?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
hi xx you hwore!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
snowpiece: LOL. I thought it was going to be someone from D-listed that I love dearly saying "Hey! I was married at Disney by Mickey Mouse!"
Hekki JELLIS h8ter! me and Benji Madden are getting married at Disney.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
DJ Tenn: I am always interested in a good conspiracy theory. I can't discount everything in the theories you presented, but I think some of it is paranoid blather. However:
I think Disney shares the same purpose and business model as organized religion and that creeps me the fuck out.
And I think the people who have their WEDDINGS at Disney World are pathetic losers. If that offends anyone here, I apologize, but that's the way I feel.
sigh DM was the fuckin shit! I miss those days.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Somebody call the glue factory..
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THAT BITCH! depeche mode is like music royalty that should never be touched...but this was bound to happen. some dumb young people went through their older siblings record collection and found this kick ass "new" old band rip off...shame shame shame
Not working. Didn't feel even remotely moved to reach out and touch ... not even her boobies. She's not selling it. Maybe the 10-12yo wannabes will like it.
I'll pass....my hearing is too valuable.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 28, 2008 - 5:58pm.
me too!!! hi M.C
xxyxz I need to go look for all Depeche Moce videos on youtube now, those were the days!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
31 seconds and nine words out of that horsey bitch's mouth is all I could take. Fuck that was lame.
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
I like her new tits. She looks pretty old for a 21 year old though, if not to Lohan-esque levels.
That douche Joel Madden probably got her into DM cause she is a fan of Morrissey. Hardly an original idea though, Marilyn Manson covered "Personal Jesus" and Jamelia already sampled it - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TnxQDrdIV2Q
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on October 28, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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I may be really too stupid to comprehend the messages that the articles are trying to depict but I don't understand what the Illuminati is, no matter how many times I read about it on Wiki. What exactly is so bad about it and it's connection with Disney? I never understood conspiracy theories.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Snowy
It's a shame!!!!
iwatched the whole DM video and was like this was the best, I got 30 sec in and was like OH NO SHE DI'INT
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ok, so I've alomst made peace with my absolute hate for Hillary Duff but I gotta say, THE BITCH CANT SING, she's fuckin tone def.....dont believe me? Listen to her song "come Clean", my ears cry when I say the name of the song it's really that bad.
Hey, Sexxy XXy! *MuaH*
It's a date ;)
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Yet another talentless tart with no creativity or talent. She should be ashamed of herself but probably isn't.
sick sad world
Damn Nitty....
I need to meet up with you when you come out here to Cali. (yes, I said Cali) And bring your daughter...She could teach mine a thing or two about REAL music!!!
I love you, Michael K.
Oh, and that horrid bitch Hairy Muff should be shot for this! /Chris Crocker/ LEAVE DEPECHE MODE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! /Chris Crocker/
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
is she 18 now? i hope so, because my eyes feel dirty after watching that. my guess is that she wants some attention since miley cyrus has been getting so much publicity in the last year. she looks desperate.
I surprised my daughter when Hillary was at the hight of Lizzie fame, and took her to a front row/backstage concert event of Hills. Thank Gawd my daughter's moved on and now into groups like, The Killers, Maroon 5, FOB etc.. I'm pretty sure if I saw Hillary sing this shit in person, I'd be sorely tempted to donkey punch her once we got backstage.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Anybody else notice that the new songs from Christina Aguilera and Fall Out Boy also sample the same song----and they all came out at the same time!! For fruit sake, space it out a bit.
This is when PETA should get involved and get a hold of miss horsey over here
LMAO........ I Concur.. they need to get their priorities straight.
As if it isn't ridiculous enough that this is her SECOND "Greatest Hits" CD, she is trying to be sexy?
Give it up Hilary...please.
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
Blasphemy!
I rebuke her in the name of Silver, Trigger and Mr. Ed.
meh.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by Thornhill on October 28, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Turn it off Mr. Thornhill before it is too late. You have free will! You can do it. Same for everybody else. Don't listen or you will regret it.
Well... sad part of this porno play is kiddies ,Horsery's Duff aint "stealing" anything.
Depeche Mode have to give permission to sample and Im thinking like ABBA did with Vadge sampling "Gimme Gimme Gimme!" for "Hung Up" they probably own like 90% of the publishing off this new fuckery. Depeche Mode never received their proper due here in the states, with sales or airplay ,so here they are in their latter years with the IRS a callin and probably need the damn money.
There are a few very interesting articles Ive read about Disney using mind control on all its young stars , which would certainly explain Captain Crazy Brit Brit's recent she nani gans.
some of it may just be wild conspiracy theories wackness, but it bears some thought & is at least entertaining for Halloween time..
http://www.whale.to/b/disney.html
http://www.kt70.com/~jamesjpn/articles/disney_deception.html
http://www.rense.com/general5/dis2.htm
http://www.illuminati-news.com/walt-disney-agenda.htm
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
Total and complete rip off of "Personal Jesus".
Hillary, I used to have your back.
No more.
No more.
I wish I was deaf right now...
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I absolutely love this song (Personal Jesus, not Hilary's)! Here's what I have to say about Hilary Duff's; I suppose it's targeted towards her younger fans (?) who won't know about Depeche Mode. As much as I love the style that she's going for, it really doesn't work for her and her shallow vocals. Sort of sad how she bought into the whole sex image shit. And the lighting is waaaaay too bright. It's like they weren't done editing. It was creepy.
In the end, laugh all you want, I kind of dig Manson's version the best.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
this reminds me of Avril