Tuesday, October 28th 2008
Phelps Does Parties
While planning a pool party, have you ever thought to yourself, "This party would be so much better if Michael Phelps did laps in the pool while we all sip Mai Tais and watch"? Okay, you probably have, but some bitch actually made it come true.
According to Page Six, the dolphin god was paid $100,000 to swim a few laps at an LA pool party for the wifey of some TV boss.
If you're going to pay that bitch 100 grand to do a few strokes, he'd better do it naked and on top of you.
The shit people spend their husband's money on. I swear. Although, I shouldn't talk, because I practically emptied out my checking account buying way too many bags of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies from this site.
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Funny how he looks like he's about to swat her hand away.
This is the only good pic of him ever.
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$100,000 for some dumbass to show up. I could transfer to a better school, buy some new books even get my own dorm, and nice little car too.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by putas on October 28, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Loving the dated french manicure in the shot. Bitch, no one gets those anymore. Gauche!
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OMG - I thought that was a guy's hand until I saw the mani -
Mother's Circus Cookies no more? Aaaackk!!
Submitted by missy on October 28, 2008 - 3:50pm
He did go to U Mich. But I'm not sure the tattoos are real. A few swimmers had the Olympic rings and then in other pictures they didn't. Also during the Olympics there wasn't a M there. I think they're just there to show pride and then they come off.
I hope MK got free cookies off of that plug.
*takes a huge breath*
Happy traaaaaails tooooo youuuuu
Until we meet again for the first time and I hit it like it's a redheaded stepchild even though you have a busted mug and I'd probably get injured from the force of your pelvic thrusts but body casts are sexy....
*pants*
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 28, 2008 - 3:55pm.
This woman had her man pay a swimming star $100,000 and she didn't make him bend it like Beckham?
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Maybe her man is the one who likes to indulge in the hotness of Michael Phelps.
Beck's is another insane piece of hotness.
Loving the dated french manicure in the shot. Bitch, no one gets those anymore. Gauche!
And The goatee detracts from his tombstone teeth so shit, yes. Keep it. Looking good.
This reminds me of that rich fat fuck who blew a million (or more) on his wife's b day party. Had elephants and shit there.He later got busted for unethical bidness practices- what was his name? It was in the news years ago. AGH!
Submitted by missy on October 28, 2008 - 3:50pm.
did he go to U of M? (the tat)_____________________________________________
*hugs Missy*
I was wondering the same thing
I would lick that love trail up and down all night. What I would do to that man. YUM!
Butterface's need love too!
GIG!
If it wasn't for Dlisted and ICanHasCheezeburger, i would be employee of the friggin year!!!!
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Submitted by Creepella on October 28, 2008 - 3:34pm.
He's not that bad with a brown bag over his head
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You took the words right out of my mouth!
This woman had her man pay a swimming star $100,000 and she didn't make him bend it like Beckham?
Nuckin' futs!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Claarisse
I think it's the tat!!! I've seen pictures of him before...and nada!!!
But Damn....
yum!
Off topic (sorry sluts!)
Hey Clarisse are you on http://icanhascheezburger.com? My Alzheimer's is kicking in.
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GIG/xxyxz/ Hairicane
Looks like we have a crazy/horn-dog agreement here!
M.E.,
Really??? Huh. Maybe i am just a girly girley girl cuz mine hurt like a BITCH!
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He looks like he's about ready to slap that bitches hand away.
I just never knew of a guy to put tats there, but then, MOST guys don't wear speedos!
I think the gottee thing is a small improvement, too.
Clarisse - believe it or not, getting tats down below right there, don't hurt. At least mine didn't, at all. And when I had mine done it was before kids and I was a rail.
did he go to U of M? (the tat)_____________________________________________
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Hairicane and xxyxz: Oh, good! Glad I'm not going delusional again. Ha ha!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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KD,
I kind of like the tatts there. Considering that the location is RIGHT on the hip and he has ZERO body fat, they had to hurt like a mother!!!
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How much does it cost to have him bare nekkid?
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 28, 2008 - 3:46pm.
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I'd have to agree.
GIG
I think so too :p
Call me crazy, but I think that photo is hot. The tats on his hips....sexay.
Isn't that a pretty femme place to put tattoos?
I don't blame Phelps for doing it, easy money. It just sickens me that someone can blow that much money for something frivolous. It would take years for me to earn that much money. Then when you consider my expenses in the same amount of time....big red loozer.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
dayum. I have to PAY to swim. (L.A. Fitness won't let me in for free.)
He officially reminds me of "Stewart" from MAD TV.
Noooooooo, don't touch me.....
Look what I can do!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
He actually was asked to swim a few laps? Fame go to your head much?
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A body of athletic perfection and the face of a retarded squirrel. So sad.
"If you're going to pay that bitch 100 grand to do a few strokes, he'd better do it naked and on top of you."
LMAO!!!!!! that shit's funny!
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He's hairy. And I knew my mom forgot something when she went grocery shopping... argh. I'll just have her go get some later.
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Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on October 28, 2008 - 3:40pm.
sad but true
his speedo looks a little too roomie in the pen0r area :(
If you're going to pay that bitch 100 grand to do a few strokes, he'd better do it naked and on top of you."
Proving yet again, MK is my Brangelina.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Oh no! I had no idea about the pink sprinkled cookies. RIP. I loved those things.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Who's the bitch rubbing his abs? With a pillow case over his head, I would relish that job.
I think it would be more entertaining if he did synchronized swimming, like something out of a Busby Berkeley movie.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I'd let him stick the tip in!!!
Mother's Cookies...RIP.
Baby boi aint playin, Im sure he has cored every hole in Hollywood to the tune of a 100k a stroke.
Im sure Senora Travolta & Lady Cruise Control were 1st in line for some gold medal no no hole stroking.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
I gotta show this to the hub... maybe he will think twice about asking me out to go eat at Costco's food court!
He's not that bad with a brown bag over his head