Tuesday, October 28th 2008
Phelps Does Parties
While planning a pool party, have you ever thought to yourself, "This party would be so much better if Michael Phelps did laps in the pool while we all sip Mai Tais and watch"? Okay, you probably have, but some bitch actually made it come true.
According to Page Six, the dolphin god was paid $100,000 to swim a few laps at an LA pool party for the wifey of some TV boss.
If you're going to pay that bitch 100 grand to do a few strokes, he'd better do it naked and on top of you.
The shit people spend their husband's money on. I swear. Although, I shouldn't talk, because I practically emptied out my checking account buying way too many bags of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies from this site.
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I'll swim a couple of laps for $25,000, but in board shorts. I'll throw in a cannonball for another $5,000.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 28, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I'm not taking offense. Congratulations, me... I did say I only bought one bag for nostalgia, right? Don't want you to get the wrong idea about me.
LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 4:39pm
Yesa and "Flatliners" and "Backdraft" and I believe "Internal Affairs".
His balls of see times are gorgeousity, iz seen them in real times of life.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Farrah.... have you noticed that benji AND angel are awol?
hmmm
rubs chin
hmm
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I can't help it. I'd let him stick wherever he liked. He's an Olympian and it's my patriotic duty.
How does one conjur benji madden?
draw on arms with black ball point pens?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 4:36pm
i believe you have something that belongs to me
*gets Hattori Hanso*
we have "unfinished business,Clarisse..."
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
100k less than they would have paid Aquaman...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Oh yesa! He has sexy eye balls!
Was he in that movie Sliver?
That was him?
Id fuck em!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*pushes Benji's head under desk*
Huh? Nope. No Benji today.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 4:33pm
Speaking of Baldwins, did anyone catch "Dirty Sexy Money" last week?
Carmelita was back.....
I like the Baldwin William.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by chica robotica on October 28, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Mother's cookies! We bought a bag for nostalgia. Luckily, those cookies stay good indefinitely... you can open a bag and not finish it for a year and the taste/texture never changes. Yeah, I've eaten year old cookies that I'd forgotten about...
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Well, congratulate yourself on having eaten PLASTIC. That's the only food that doesn't go stale or rot.
(I mean to make no enemies. Just sayin' girlfriend) *smooches*
Submitted by TITS on October 28, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 28, 2008 - 4:24pm
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oh joy of joys, mah favorite beeshes are here!
quick! i only have like 1/2 an hour before my boyfriend gets home... has Benji Madden been around?? did he asked about me???
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 28, 2008 - 4:24pm.
He's no Alec Baldwin.
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Anyone else conjuring up a mental image of Alec in a speedo?
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um.. i got an image of lard azz and had to quit.
Im with Mrs. K on this one.
I likey the Baldwin Alec.
I cant help it.
I like his old school ways....
He has Mrs. K's name tatted on his glorious Irish ass so he is spoken for.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mother's cookies! We bought a bag for nostalgia. Luckily, those cookies stay good indefinitely... you can open a bag and not finish it for a year and the taste/texture never changes. Yeah, I've eaten year old cookies that I'd forgotten about...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 28, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 28, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by Albatross on October 28, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Way to sell your soul, Phelps.
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Oh cuh-mon!! I'd swim laps for HOURS if they paid me 100K. Dang. I can't see what's wrong with that. gah.
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I'd do belly flops!!!!
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I'd do aerobics with foam weights while wearing a flowered plastic bathing cap for $1,000.
oh who am I kidding? $100.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Who let the dogs out?
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Who let the dogs out?
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
seriously, when was this picture taken cuz he's wearing his USA cap? Was that part of the 100K deal? Or is this just some picture at some olympic after party? he's probably annoyed that she's mushing up his stomach while he's trying to eat a granola bar to stop the blood sugar drop. dropping sugar makes people really cranky.
Excuze me while I go take a cold shower. Damn Speedos! I wanna see those tats and...other things. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 28, 2008 - 4:24pm.
He's no Alec Baldwin.
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Anyone else conjuring up a mental image of Alec in a speedo?
*rubs eyes*
*takes brain out and scrubs with sos pad*
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Uh, haircane, I said most guys and most guys aren't competitive swimmers.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 28, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I'd seriously love to know the story behind this photo. Because Mike doesn't look thrilled being m*lested by the french mani-hand.
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that mani-hand was probably ice cold and he had to b*tch slap it away.
Hairicane, I did not know you were a swimmer.
Swimmers haven't had a Rep for a while, I can see why and what you like.
xxyxz, *smoochies* bunny.
Mah Boo, he is so refreshingly awkward and geeky.
Never seen his nakedness though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@xxyxz lol.. I am glad I am not the only one.. I mastered those tips with my eyes closed to have them disapear now! lol...
He's no Alec Baldwin.
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on October 28, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I would love to take him in my mouth.
Gosh, me too! wub!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 28, 2008 - 4:00pm.
*takes a huge breath*
Happy traaaaaails tooooo youuuuu
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That's a trail I've happily followed.
I'd seriously love to know the story behind this photo. Because Mike doesn't look thrilled being molested by the french mani-hand.
Although he better get used to it, judging by the posts on this thread.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Hairicane are you a Phelpsaloonie?
I'm not judging, look at my dork hwatness in my avie, just wondering.
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Yes, apparently I am a Phelpsaloonie ~ prolly cuz I'm a swimmer. He's so awesomely cut! The face, though, indeed needs a cover.
Anderson is HWAT all-over!
ubmitted by Hairicane on October 28, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Oh funny. It does seem to be more popular in some areas? Like anything I guess. ha ha.
Mrs. K- I have only love for Lee Press Ons! They were my first. I put them on before my first high school dance and by the end of the night I lost 3.
Sucio, indeed.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Hairicane are you a Phelpsaloonie?
I'm not judging, look at my dork hwatness in my avie, just wondering.
(sorry hair) Love... I'm no phelpsaloonie...But he looks HWAT in this picture
YUM! I think Andy is hot too!!!
*off to MMOB*
Submitted by Hairicane on October 28, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by Albatross on October 28, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Way to sell your soul, Phelps.
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Oh cuh-mon!! I'd swim laps for HOURS if they paid me 100K. Dang. I can't see what's wrong with that. gah.
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I'd do belly flops!!!!
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Submitted by p*** on October 28, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Loving the dated french manicure in the shot. ****, no one gets those anymore. Gauche!
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Dear Ms P.,
If you ever want to see FRESH french manicures, please, you have an open invitation to visit my state. They haven't heard the news yet. - AZ
Hairicane are you a Phelpsaloonie?
I'm not judging, look at my dork hwatness in my avie, just wondering.
I don't see the hwat in him, on him, next to him, where ever.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I would love to take him in my mouth.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 28, 2008 - 4:14pm.
You better extend that invite to Putas, too, because she is the one who told me about the death of French Manicures.
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It totally looks like he wants to swat her hand and say, "Stoooaaap!! I'm eatin' Mah Granolaaaah!"
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I'm doubling over with cruel internal silent laughter.
Submitted by Oxygen on October 28, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Okay...soooooooooooo that hand on his stomach belongs to a guy. RIGHT?
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You mean its not Madoona's?
That's right. There's no red string on it, cuz its a left hand you know.
Perfection from the neck down.
Sorry dude, you got a jughead. Can't do it.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Submitted by Albatross on October 28, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Way to sell your soul, Phelps.
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Oh cuh-mon!! I'd swim laps for HOURS if they paid me 100K. Dang. I can't see what's wrong with that. gah.
Submitted by KD on October 28, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I just never knew of a guy to put tats there, but then, MOST guys don't wear speedos!
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Hullo?? Yes they do! Well, most competitive swimmer guys do. The dudes at the beach wear capris.
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Way to sell your soul, Phelps.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Okay...soooooooooooo that hand on his stomach belongs to a guy. RIGHT?
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Happy Halloweeny
Submitted by putas on October 28, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Loving the dated french manicure in the shot. Bitch, no one gets those anymore. Gauche!
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what about Lee Press On Nails?
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
I've been wondering how the public is going to react once he starts showing up without having shaved his body first...
Happy hour
you ain't alone sister
Putas..
:( I still do
I understand making a quick buck, but to perform like a fucking trained seal at a party tarnishes his image. (more than his busted face does already)
If he wants to have the respect and esteem of Mary Lou Retton 20 years from now he better look for another booking agent stat.
That said, I agree with the other posts... with a paper bag I'd be all over that guy like phonetics on a Rosetta Stone DVD.
(hidding french manicured hands)..... Oh Shit! that went out of style?