Tuesday, October 28th 2008
Phelps Does Parties
While planning a pool party, have you ever thought to yourself, "This party would be so much better if Michael Phelps did laps in the pool while we all sip Mai Tais and watch"? Okay, you probably have, but some bitch actually made it come true.
According to Page Six, the dolphin god was paid $100,000 to swim a few laps at an LA pool party for the wifey of some TV boss.
If you're going to pay that bitch 100 grand to do a few strokes, he'd better do it naked and on top of you.
The shit people spend their husband's money on. I swear. Although, I shouldn't talk, because I practically emptied out my checking account buying way too many bags of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies from this site.
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damn, son, I'll send u some mothers cookies 4 half that price. How they gonna charge $40 for 4 packs? hahah imma about to go to my local store and buy up all of em and sell them online now, thanks for a great idea! heh heh!Loca
I can see his pubes...Also, it looks like he isnt packing much meat down there...
Well he must have a good sized cock... it's always the only thing holding up his swim suits....
When you post pictures of Phelps, please cut off his head. His body is crazy, but he's a butterface.
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Okay, his face is gross, but I'd forgive it and let him do me, as long as he kept the speedos on ;-P
ha ha ha! So many hilarious comments on this thread! Where to throw the love?
When Phelps has his ears tucked in, mouth closed, and his shirt off he is a site to behold. Too bad he has a dick of a shrimp.
Does Michael suffer from the dreaded conditia known as "tinymeat"?
Discuss!
He is a big ole 'mo.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Is it just me or are other people thinking about pulling down his speedo's a little to get a good look at his goods...er,..I mean tattoo's.
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"Submitted by el bitcho on October 29, 2008 - 1:04am.
i cant believe someone would actually buy some damn cookies online. you can buy them at walgreens for like 2.99 a bag."
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he lives in NY.. i dont think they have mothers delicious frosted circus animal cookies there..it started in oakland ca and im pretty sure its mostly regional. plus mothers just went out of business RIP soo stock up
Submitted by KD on October 28, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Isn't that a pretty femme place to put tattoos?
Uh, no? I didn't think a tattoo near your crotch was feminine....lol that's kind of a weird market to corner eh?
umm.. isn't this prostitution?
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i cant believe someone would actually buy some damn cookies online. you can buy them at walgreens for like 2.99 a bag.
His face is just so jarringly ugly, and his voice, oy...seriously, don't think I've ever seen a wider perfect-to-hideous ratio between body and head.
BUT I really admire his Olympic discipline, etc. I just don't get why, besides his immediate family and friends, I should be whoopty-dooing about it. Never got It about other Olympic athletes, unless I'm interested in the sport but then it's no selfless act/it's very much for their own aggrandizement, blalblah,oookay I'm going on a booooring tangent, so FULL STOP.
When Phleps speaks, it's like his brain is stuck in neutral.
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AHHHHH that is the greatest thing ever
Um, I'm still waiting for UPS to deliver his package...where is it?
"It's too much to process."--MK
damn, that person touching phelphs must have cold hand...he looks disgusted...
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Keep a bag over his head and I'd definitely give him a few strokes
Butterface...
Oh don't knock the guy for being a swim whore. Most of us would to much worse for a lot less than 100K
MP is a pool god. He can swim laps in me ... I mean my pool ... any time.
He looks revolted by her touch
Don't despair MK! You can still get those same cookies made by Stouffer's:)
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How much did she have to pay to touch him?
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am i allowed to say that he's an oversized douche, no matter how many medals he's won?
ratatatts : maybee that's the Olympic rings on one side and his school logo on the other. :D I like the goatee.
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I really hope that ain't Mama Phelps' hand on her little Michael there. I can't tell...she seems like the type that would get a French manicure.
Submitted by soul on October 28, 2008 - 6:40pm.
word!
^NICE^ :D
"NOW BREASTROKE IT MP" ooooonuh nuhnuhhhh :)
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he should be compelled to wear a speedo at all times...that bod is all the hope he has of ever getting laid.
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Jesus Christ!! And he actually DID this? Butterface is more of a loser than I thought he was. Have some pride for fucks sake and go tell those rich fucks you're not a performing seal. Greedy AND ugly...what a winning combination.
What in crazy hell does he have tattooed DOWN THERE? On both sides of his unit. Seriously, that is not good. Unless it says FREE PONY RIDES here with an arrow.
This guy never did anything for me...until NOW...that is a hot pic...love the trail and pubes thing...just get that old claw away from it...it's giving me the creeps!
I see no evidence of manscaping. i thought all serious swimmers did that.
"It's too much to process."--MK
When Phleps speaks, it's like his brain is stuck in neutral.
That guy can't put a coherent sentence together.
Submitted by AmberWaves on October 28, 2008 - 5:49pm.
lol
I bet his thing smells like chlorine.
The bod aside, he really shouldn't be allowed out unless his head is bagged.
It is so wrong that I find this picture of a woman's hand inches from his pubes and package HOT!!!
WRONG, I tell you! I have a son just a few years younger than Michael Phelps!
*going to flush brain with bleach*
I could care less about the Dolphin God, but it would've been interesting to be in the room when while got those tats.
MK, mother's went out of business because you stopped buying cookies from them!! lol
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I'd hit it. Oh yes. I would. He has a really nice body and endurance athletes last a long time...;)
He's got a nice body but must I be treated to a view of his pubes?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Oh Chyna? Little China Phillips?
Her douche bag eight head 1/2 sista Bijoux used to call up a dude i know.
I think she gave him the crotchal itchies!
And she was a foolin around on That Seventies Show dude with some fools.
Neener Neener 8 head has fungus panties!
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Weird. Isn't that pretty much the equivalent of "dance, monkey, dance"??
At any rate, I'll damn near drown in your pool for the bargain price of $10,000! Call me, TV exec asshole!
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The partially eaten granola bar looks bigger than the package. Frightened turtle syndrome, or Bono's Irish Curse?
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Submitted by TITS on October 28, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Farrah.... have you noticed that benji AND angel are awol?
hmmm
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*speechless*
wait a minute, are you rubbing your chin á la(DUN DUN DUUUUN!!) Tim Gunn? cause when he rubs his chin, something really serious is going on!
mmm... well, there is only one way to know. We're gonna have to go thru Angel's trash (ew) and see if there's any prescriptions for Valtrex.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 4:45pm
I wanted to lick him and hug him and brush him and cuddle him...
He came into where I was working at the time to pick up some stuff for Chyna.
She ain't all that in person btw, her skin was funky.
And I just made the connection between his eyes and Mah Boo's eyes. Both brilliant light liquid blue.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Ohhhhhhhhhh did you lick him?
I would have licked him!
I forgot all about those movies!
Now i must sing Simply Red.
Holding back the years......
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