Tuesday, October 28th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Vintage Holly Madison before plastic surgery made her purdy - Hollywood Tuna
The HBICs of Kabbalah aren't pleased with Vadge - IDLYITW
Jessica Biel doesn't look completely like a she-hulk - Egotastic!
T.I. handed over his V Card at the age of 11 - Just Jared
Christian Bale won some fugly award - Lainey Gossip
Elvis Presley is alive! - Hollywood Rag
This is why people hate America (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
I haven't decided if Rafael Nadal is hot or not - Towleroad
Halle Berry with an afro. Just. No. - Popsugar
Princess RiRi's trapped crotch - Cityrag
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Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 8:14pm.
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I fucking LOVE your "SoR-RaY"
Oh and I fucked T.I when he was 10.
so there.
LoL
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Holly Madison is not "purdy" yet! She looks like a redneck meemaw hooker!
And looks at those boobs, she had already had the plastic surgery that counts at the Playboy Mansion when this picture was taken.
didnt bother to watch the paris video because..well because her face makes me want to club baby seals to death with other baby seals..that being said
die halle berry and rihanna die...
also i hope guy gets custody...go rabbi berg go!
jes biel actually looks like a female for once yay!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by gyeah on October 28, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 7:58pm.
LOL! Don't hate me. I love it! I love Paris! I want her to be your President. SoR-RaY!
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OMG angel_i, it takes guts to admit to that.
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Hey man. IHeart is over there talking about how she loved Blackout. Everybody's gotta have a ho to love. It's true - I have a few - but I love them. And that's that. ;p
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Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 7:58pm.
LOL! Don't hate me. I love it! I love Paris! I want her to be your President. SoR-RaY!
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OMG angel_i, it takes guts to admit to that.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Submitted by She She peritta on October 28, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Nadal isn't hot. At least not to me. Now Christiano Ronaldo...he's hot.
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Too greasy for my taste.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
LOL! Don't hate me. I love it! I love Paris! I want her to be your President. SoR-RaY!
It kinda reminds me of something the Japanese would do. Japan is like Bizarro America. If you look at Sailor Moon cartoons - all the background people are American, it's weird. lol
Also. Who's idea was it to put so much attention on her pigeon-toed clown feet?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 28, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Anyone who allows Wonky McValtrex to make or do anything should be arrested. That is the only way to stop her.
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Arrested? Don't you mean tortured, murdered and devoured?...Oh, that last part was just a figure of speech, I was not implying in any way that I would de-...Gotta dash!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That Paris video is absolutely putrid.
Why does Kabbalah have ANYTHING to do with Vadge and Guy's divorce? I would tell those greedy busybodies to fuck the hell off.
Divorce (and marriage) are legal matters.
Nadal isn't hot. At least not to me. Now Christiano Ronaldo...he's hot.
re: rhianna, it's funny, curious and predictable how these girls start kind of "normal" and sort of all american and turn into entertainment's mega babylon super whores, glorified strippers with expensive wardrobes,etc. These biatches got thick skulls, not much worthwhile gets through, apparently. I wonder what RiRi calls her alter ego that makes her do these things. PFT!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Does it "make it better" that T.I. had two children with his molester?
No, no it doesn't.
Sick.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by Shoebox on October 28, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Nadal has one hott bod but suffers from a serious strain of Shrek face
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hahah, a lot of argentinians do. Is he from there? I never heard of him. He looks like a good looking young version of Shakira's man. That dude also has the ill Shrek face, as you say.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Nadal is HOT, but very arrogant, macho, feisty. you know... like any other spanish guy I know.
Nadal has one hott bod but suffers from a serious strain of Shrek face
_ I really Like Halloween, but I don't like Candy Corn!_
Holly Madison looks like a less successful stewardess from the 70s.
I'm not that into the rest of the gossip. Honestly, MK, will you do some investigating and give us some vintage gossip. Due to reasons unknown and a case of insomnia, I spent most of last night reading oooold gossip. The last story I got stuck on was this supposed love affair between Andy Gibb and Marie Osmond. What happened there!?
Submitted by Athina on October 28, 2008 - 2:50pm.
How did Holly even get past the Playboy Mansion guards with that pre-surgery mug? Seriously, I never realized hef was into "fixer-uppers." Sure, tit jobs are de rigueur at Playboy, but if you have to re-do the whole mug...maybe there's more qualified "talent" out there?
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The fugs are the only ones willing to ride a dying winky for a place to stay, cheap ass clothing, free bleach, and to get their picture taken. He HAS to get fixer-uppers.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 28, 2008 - 3:57pm.
What's the deal with the red string? i know it has something to do with kabballuh, but what?
I heard that is was pro-ana too? idk
Holly, stop! You're scaring me! (She's still scary and is a beat-ass ho, even after forty-eleven cosmetic surgeries! There is NO surgery for skank!)
OMG, That Paris Hilton link...WTH?? PARIS SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's the deal with the red string? i know it has something to do with kabballuh, but what?
Rafa is disgusting and picks his ass the whole time during his matches. ewwwwwwwwwww! if you think obsessive ass picking and sweaty matted hair is hot, then I guess you've met your match.
NO, Halle.
And Holly Madison will never be pretty no matter how many times she lies down in the plastic surgeon's chair.
She just doesn't have it in her body.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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STOP PICKING ON HOLLY!
This is a really really really hard time for us!
*runs from room crying*
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I don't know how far I got into that Paris mess before I shut it off, I must have blacked out.
Did RiRi get a boobus job?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Happy Hour on October 28, 2008 - 3:36pm.
At 11 I still belived in Santa... wtf? even people kissing made me barf
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AMEN!
Well I didn't belive in Santa but still...
Nite El B.!
I'll be there with bells on! (yah..just bells)
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Vintage Holly Madison before plastic surgery made her purdy - Hollywood Tuna
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So, Holly always looked like cheap ass Ho-bag bleached blond hooker. But she couldn't afford a nose job and she was road testing her first set of fake tits. Shocking.
At 11 I still belived in Santa... wtf? even people kissing made me barf.
Goodnight Clarisse, i'll dream of you! Be there! :o)
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
El Bastardo!
Oh, ok. I'll treat you like the dirty little monkey you are, but if it gets too rough, remember two things...
One: I will just tell the police that you like it that way. They always believe the sweet little brunette!
Two: The safe phrase is "Control P print!"
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Anyone who allows Wonky McValtrex to make or do anything should be arrested. That is the only way to stop her.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Anyone who allows Wonky McValtrex to make or do anything should be arrested. That is the only way to stop her.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 28, 2008 - 3:19pm.
It IS sad and alarming. When I was 10 or 11, I used to like rollerblading and watching Mighty Ducks movies.
I barely knew what sex was.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Elvis works at the WaWa in TR, at the gas pumps
Submitted by lizardbits1 on October 28, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Hahahahaha! :o)
Clarisse, do me rough, make it unforgettable!! :o)
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
ElB... you're not made a man until you have old wisen ejaculation... so better luck next time Clarisse... but enjoy the mango!
On T: um... ditto to everybody...
**where are we and why are we in this basket?**
Hi everyone...
and in my experience... All dudes named Rafa are hot
(almost) amd they love baseball
Brilliant!!! I get to make a man out of El Bastardo AND i get mango juice!!!
Butter my ass and call me Biscuit!!
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 28, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 28, 2008 - 3:08pm.
It's actually not uncommmon in the African-American community for young boys (and even some girls) to lose thier virginity at a very young age. Still, we could have been spared that piece of information T.I.
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Why is losing your virginity at a VERY young age an African-American thing? I've never heard that. If anything, one could argue that it's more common among people (OF ALL RACES) from lower socio-economic households/neighborhoods, where there's little sex education and children are frequently left unsupervised.
You're correct...I just failed to mention all of the other races. But we are both correct. Either way, it's quite alarming and sad.
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Why do we say "lose virginity" when it's something that isn't really possible to "find" again??
People in the comments of that site name people who lost theirs at 6. 6! Can they even be arroused at that age?
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 28, 2008 - 3:08pm.
It's actually not uncommmon in the African-American community for young boys (and even some girls) to lose thier virginity at a very young age. Still, we could have been spared that piece of information T.I.
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Why is losing your virginity at a VERY young age an African-American thing? I've never heard that. If anything, one could argue that it's more common among people (OF ALL RACES) from lower socio-economic households/neighborhoods, where there's little sex education and children are frequently left unsupervised.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by The C word on October 28, 2008 - 3:07pm.
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Me too! I had the biggest kind of a crush on that little twink and his 'page boy' haircut. *blushes profusely*
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
When i lose my virginity to Clarisse we're gonna celebrate in the morning with freshly squeezed Mango juice!!
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
She looks like a completely different human. Wonder if she went in asking for the Gwen Stefani.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 28, 2008 - 3:03pm.
She has somewhat of an inbred look about her.
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Alaska.
It's actually not uncommmon in the African-American community for young boys (and even some girls) to lose thier virginity at a very young age. Still, we could have been spared that piece of information T.I.
Plastic surgery really didn't do that much help for Holly. I have never really found her attractive. Her eyes are too wide or something.
Christian Bale is a hot piece and could get it any day of the week..that is all.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by islandgirl on October 28, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I like the 'fro too, and I think it's pretty cool that they're moving away from the paps. I doubt there's much of that on the go in Quebec, unless of course Ginette Reno or Rene Simard are out and about. :)
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Rene Simard....bwaaahaaaaahaaa!
I used to love that show...
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.