We Get It, Clint!
Saint Angelina floated into the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala last night surrounded by archangels and the audience "gasped" at the sight of her. I didn't make up that "gasp" part. A couple of people died too, but Saint Angelina's face veins didn't even move. She's used to it.
Saint Morticia was there to pay tribute to Clint Eastwood. She spoke about him, but nobody could understand the words that came out of her mouth, because it just sounded like a thousand angels singing in unison. Everyone's ear wax suddenly melted away. If there was a deaf person in the room, they would be able to hear again.
After the saint spoke, Pepaw Clint Eastwood dragged his corpse on stage to accept his award and drown Angie Jo in more compliments. He said, "Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she's a great talent."
Why must Clint always tell us this? WE KNOW! It's been tattooed into our brains that she's a stunninggorgeousbeautifulperfectalloftheabove goddess who queefs holy water. And anybody who thinks otherwise has already been informed that they will spend eternity in hell. I've already received my plane ticket for flight #666.
Here's a few more of the pepaw zombie and the holy hunchback wax figure last night.
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Kat43, shut the fuck up about Aniston. ENOUGH already. She has NOTHING to do with this.
Idiot.
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
Kevin Costnerzizah aint got a doobie dobbie do to do with this shit MAN!
ON TOPICALINA! I think someone like Mr. Bean done smushed her head because it looks lop sided.
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 28, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Who the fuck still brings up Jen Aniston?
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Kat43!
Oh that's a good one! You almost had me there! LMAO!
Angie Ho couldn't act her way out of a Jiffy commercial.
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I'm not liking her hair. It seems extra flat. Clint only motivation for hanging with St. Angie for her "Fountain of Youth" powers and shit. Clint is going to live FOREVER!
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Who the fuck still brings up Jen Aniston? God Damn shut the fuck up about that shit. Anyway she looks like shit. MK Christian bale was also there and he looked great!
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Im starting to think Clint Eastwood was really Loves Angelina and whatever her other name was.
WTF was her other name? Oh Hearts Assjelly.
*burns copy of High Plain Drifter and lights mah doobie doobie doooo with it*
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And once again I don't give a flying f*ck!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
*chanting to self*
"Rowdy Yates, Rowdy Yates, Rowdy Yates..."
And that hairstyle is 'awkward' on her.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Here is what A.O. Scott says about St. Holie's performance:
"It insists on being regarded as a great performance and may, indeed, be mistaken for one."
"Ms. Jolie, hurtles through “Changeling” as if it were the latest installment in the Lara Croft action franchise."
hee hee
Oh, and WTF did she do to her face?!?!?!?!
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Submitted by Kat43 on October 28, 2008 - 1:56pm.
I think they both cant act for shit.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Kat43 - this is not an Aniston or Costner thread. Please go back to JJ.
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I predict 500+ comments on this thread...
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
Ooof-DA! She USE to be hot!
Now, more crypt-keeper than tomb-raider.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Watching a Clint Eastwood movie is the equivalent of drinking flat soda.
ooh goody, we get a plane now??! I thought the trip to hell would definately be on a bus. Yay!
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He really, really, really wants to sell this movie he made with Angie Jo.
I wasn't inspired to see it just by glancing at the trailers and now I won't even queue this up on netflix.
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Looks like Halloween came early.
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Does she look different to anyone else? I can't put my finger on it. Is it just the weight loss?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Clint just wants to do her with his squishy peepaw peen.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Her body actually looks normal for a change.
But yeah...lay it on thick much?
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Say what you want about Angelina Jolie, the girl can ACT. Period. Jennifer Aniston is famous for a HAIRCUT, period.
She's just like Kevin Costner. He plays, "Ray Kinsella" in almost every movie he's in.
All this over-promotion of this film will not save it. It's been panned almost everywhere. Hope Saint Angie gets stiffed at the Oscars again. That's all she's striving for. She should get one for PR. She looks cracked up here.
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Yeah, yeah...she's hot. Actually, I think she was hotter in her Tom Raider days. More curvy...and curves are better than bones!