We Get It, Clint!
Saint Angelina floated into the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala last night surrounded by archangels and the audience "gasped" at the sight of her. I didn't make up that "gasp" part. A couple of people died too, but Saint Angelina's face veins didn't even move. She's used to it.
Saint Morticia was there to pay tribute to Clint Eastwood. She spoke about him, but nobody could understand the words that came out of her mouth, because it just sounded like a thousand angels singing in unison. Everyone's ear wax suddenly melted away. If there was a deaf person in the room, they would be able to hear again.
After the saint spoke, Pepaw Clint Eastwood dragged his corpse on stage to accept his award and drown Angie Jo in more compliments. He said, "Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she's a great talent."
Why must Clint always tell us this? WE KNOW! It's been tattooed into our brains that she's a stunninggorgeousbeautifulperfectalloftheabove goddess who queefs holy water. And anybody who thinks otherwise has already been informed that they will spend eternity in hell. I've already received my plane ticket for flight #666.
Here's a few more of the pepaw zombie and the holy hunchback wax figure last night.
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Why does she choose to do movies with no happy endings? Gia (died of AIDS), A Mighty Heart (dead husband), Changeling (kid ends up dead in the end). It must be that morbid side of her personality that causes her to choose these kind of dark movies. OH shit, don't forget Mr. & Mrs. Smith - at the end of that movie Aniston had no husband!
As for her looks, these photos do look odd. It's the flat dark hair. She looks like she did her hair by herself, while 4 kids were climbing up her leg. The spaghetti straps on the dress don't look right with such a large chest. She kind of resembles an egg head. Not her best appearance.
And now I get why Clint fawns all over her. She is the female version of Clint. Gazillion kids, a trail of ex's and no morals (sorry clint, you're great w/movies but not so much with commitments in your personal life). Don't get me wrong, I like Clint and I never knew anything about his personal life, but now that a poster shed some light on his choices in life, I can see that is where the bond between him and Angie comes from. They just have an understanding. Must be the "look out for #1 mentality" they both share.
missy on October 28, 2008 - 2:26pm.
kat43, do you know some of know eachother?
did you know Ive met Lolo?
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wait: you have!?
Missy I didn't know you were in the same area!
LoLo,
I will give you the combination if you give El B this note! Wait till he circles "yes" or "no"!!!
Don't tell or I will take back my BFF ring!!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
by missy on October 28, 2008 - 2:30pm.
kdracofan
awwww, do we have to?? Cant we bat it around some more??
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OK ok
Five more minutes
Child killers have been around since the begining of time. So sick!!!!!!!!
Protect your children people!!!!!!!11
Sheeps, M.E also the story behind the ranch is sick. When the guy went to trial it become known that his Mom was actually his Grandma. A baby from incest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wineville_Chicken_Murders
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LOVE ANDERSON
Yea, i wanna play with the loons, just 15 more minutes...
PLEEEEEEEASE!?
Ok Dear, 15 more minutes but remember "NO FEEDING THE LOONS". And when you're done dahling, be a dear and fix Mommy another martini. Kisses.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Thank you to whoever posted the link to the real story behind this movie.
That is so sad.
But I still don't think I'll see it.
Anderson Lover and Clarisse do you guys have the answers to my locker quiz?
I cant open that shit up!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
mangie and nicole kidman have the same forehead!
Clarisse, I'm not playing favorites. When you're as responsible as Bradi, you may play with the trolls too.
Bradi, "Are You There God? It's Me Margaret"? THAT FUCKING SLAYED ME!
Now, both of you girls come have some cookies & mild & tell me what you learned today.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 28, 2008 - 2:36pm.
LoLo... oh my God. you are on a rollo today!
Is that what is on the back of my pants My Favorite Hour In The World?
It is a rollo?
I thought maybe i had shat my tween sized pants!
NOPE! Its not dookie yall! Its a rollo!
Happy Hour you and your avie crack me up!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 2:26pm.
The real story on which "Changeling" is based is actually really freaky and suitable for Halloween. The child predator kept the kids he took in chicken coops east of L.A., then discarded them.
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What a sick bastard!! Hope he's rotting in hell. I guess POS efftards who torture and kill children, like poor Julian King's captor, have always existed :(
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
english is not my native langage and i totally support this situation.however, come and elevate me!!!
she deserves to be cruised a lil bit...just for fun ya know....(doublon)
dramaqueen365247 on October 28, 2008 - 2:33pm
AW, *stomps foot*, poo, I gotta go finish my STOOPID book report on STOOPID Are You There God, It's Me Margaret.
*stomp-kick-stomp*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I cannot WAIT until this skank gets old. She's either going to be scary fake like Janice Dickenson, or scary real like Lauren Bacall.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
dramaqueen!
Like, oh my god! I can't believe you are letting Bradi play with the looney! I never get to play with the ... wait... i sense a Christian post...BRB...
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LoLo... oh my God. you are on a rollo today!
*Picks dingleberry*
*flings it at the loon*
english is not my native langage and i totally support this situation.however, come and elevate me!!!
she deserves to be cruised a lil bit...just for fun ya know....
Happy Christmas everyone! Hohoho! I'm sooooooo excited....mince pie anyone?
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
Angie looks bad in these photos.She is just not aging to well.I hate to say it but Aniston is aging better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bradi, have you finished your homework & done all your chores? If so, you may have 15 more minutes.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
tweeeens up in tha house. Like I just went and saw High Scool Musical 3 and it was sweeeeeeeeet. Corbin 4eveh
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 2:26pm.
suitable for Halloween...
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ya mean like chocolate and peanut butter?...two great tastes that taste great together?
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Yea, i wanna play with the loons, just 15 more minutes...
PLEEEEEEEASE!?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Kat43 on October 28, 2008 - 2:17pm.
WE ARE NOT TWEENS YOU FUCK WIT!
I HATE TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I HATE RACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I HATE THE WORD CHIN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I HATE IT SO MUCH SO THAT NOW I CALL THEM CHANGS!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TARRRRR TARRRRRRRRRR
You fucking idiot!
* god damn that felt good:)*
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What Lolo said.
OH Noooo!
Ive got to go guys!
Im blowing the gym teacher for an A in trampoline arts and crafts class!
Meet you ladies later at cheerleading practice!
AND MISSY IS A HOT BITCH!!!!!!
*kisses*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I don't think that's Angie Jo I think that James Haven in a wig.
kdracofan
awwww, do we have to?? Cant we bat it around some more??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
she really does look beautiful. sorry, jennifer aniston.
NO! LoLo only WISHES she was Benji Madden!
*psst! soylent green is PEOPLE!!!*
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Memo To Clint Eastwood:
Just hurry up and f*ck Skankelina already & spare us your drooling.
Thanks,
Stocky
Lolo, shouldn't you be in school?
I am in Lunch now, so I am sneaking posts on my Blackberry.....I'll try and post more from Gym- I am excused today....
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
*whispers* If you ignore it...it will go away
lolo, youre just one big tween dream.
LOLO IS ZAC EFRON!!!
or is she benji madden??
hmmmmmm..........
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
"YOU'RE A FUCKING LITTLE ANNOYING CLUELESS UNEDUCATED SITTING-AT-YOUR-COMPUTER-WHEN-YOU-SHOULD-BE-OUT-GETTING-A-REAL-JOB-TWEEN."
Yeh...clearly an emotionally stable adult...
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Are you telling me that THIS job is fake?
Who the fuck has been signing my checks?
AM I EVEN REAL?????
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
kat43, do you know some of know eachother?
did you know Ive met Lolo?
Im not joking. You are only entertaining us. We could never take you seriously.
Just so you know.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
duuuuh, daaaaar, drool, iz be on the electric letter boardz and cants hear teh oshun skreeemz timez...
mussin be i iz retardinizah!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Isn't she pregnant again or something? She doesn't actually have to have sex to get pregnant.
The real story on which "Changeling" is based is actually really freaky and suitable for Halloween. The child predator kept the kids he took in chicken coops east of L.A., then discarded them.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-ca-changeling19-2008...
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Forgeries must be served hot.
putas, YES. I emailed corporate. Fuck shoving Xmas down my throat for the next 2 months! I'll go postal by mid Novemeber.
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
Hey "LOLO"...
You're right, my bad.
You're not an annoying little tween.
YOU'RE A FUCKING LITTLE ANNOYING CLUELESS UNEDUCATED SITTING-AT-YOUR-COMPUTER-WHEN-YOU-SHOULD-BE-OUT-GETTING-A-REAL-JOB-TWEEN.
Ah, much better.
I just googled this on Angies new no 1 fan- sorry about the long post but it's interesting:
Eastwood has been married twice and has five daughters and two sons by five different women.
His first wife was model Maggie Johnson.According to the unauthorized biography, Clint: The Life and Legend, Eastwood was unfaithful to her the entire time they were married. In the early 1960s, Eastwood began a secret affair with Roxanne Tunis, an extra on Rawhide. They had a daughter, Kimber, born on June 17, 1964. Clint and Maggie went on to have two children, Kyle Eastwood (born May 19, 1968) and Alison Eastwood, (born May 22, 1972). They split in 1978 when she became aware that he had been carrying on a long-term affair with Sondra Locke.
Eastwood co-starred with Sondra Locke in six films. They lived together for 14 years. When their relationship ended in 1989, Locke filed a palimony suit against him, asking for $1.3 million. ....(Locke) also claimed that he persuaded her to have two abortions and a tubal ligation.His reputation was damaged again when it was discovered he fathered two children, Scott Eastwood (b. March 21, 1986) and Kathryn Eastwood (b. Feb 2, 1988), with airline hostess Jacelyn Reeves while he was still involved with Locke. In 1991, they reached an amicable agreement that consisted of Eastwood giving her a directing deal with Warner Bros but the studio never produced her proposed films nor hired her to direct. In 1996, they were back in court with Locke filing another lawsuit.In 1997, Locke published an autobiography The Good, the Bad, and the Very Ugly that included a harrowing account of her years with Eastwood. In 1999, they settled out of court for a reportedly large settlement, details of which were not publicly disclosed.
During the filming of Pink Cadillac, Eastwood began an affair with costar Frances Fisher. They went on to co-star together in the blockbuster Unforgiven. They had a daughter, Francesca Fisher-Eastwood, born on August 7, 1993. Their relationship ended in 1995.
Eastwood met wife Dina Ruiz, an anchorwoman, when she interviewed him in 1993. They married on March 31, 1996 in Las Vegas, California. Clint's son, Kyle, served as best man. Their daughter, Morgan Eastwood, was born on December 12, 1996.
Why it's a match made in heaven. Look out Bradley, she likes older men and he's got seven kids- that's more than you've managed. Plus he's a lot closer to death than you and she has a black dress.
I also think she looks odd but can't put my finger on it- might be a few ounces heavier but there is something about her face...hmm..
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Think happy thoughts!
Sugaroo: I'm intrigued.
So, if we want to discuss Skankalina in a Skankalina thread, we're annoying 'tweens?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
OH SNAP! Loves Assjelly in the house!
What up pyscho????
Say hello to yo mutha for me!
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parissucksliterally, a call from Wallgreens? hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa
What are you 90? Just kidding I love you.
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Kat43, you spent all that time "proving" JA's flops, and you call US immature?
what a fucktard!
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
"Loon Goes To DLISTED", Kat43 plays herself
"Loon Licks A Poster", Kat43 plays in her basement bedroom.
"H8ERIZAH Makes Loon Vaginamade", Kat43 wrote to Yahoo questions about vajayjay tightening.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!