We Get It, Clint!
Saint Angelina floated into the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala last night surrounded by archangels and the audience "gasped" at the sight of her. I didn't make up that "gasp" part. A couple of people died too, but Saint Angelina's face veins didn't even move. She's used to it.
Saint Morticia was there to pay tribute to Clint Eastwood. She spoke about him, but nobody could understand the words that came out of her mouth, because it just sounded like a thousand angels singing in unison. Everyone's ear wax suddenly melted away. If there was a deaf person in the room, they would be able to hear again.
After the saint spoke, Pepaw Clint Eastwood dragged his corpse on stage to accept his award and drown Angie Jo in more compliments. He said, "Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she's a great talent."
Why must Clint always tell us this? WE KNOW! It's been tattooed into our brains that she's a stunninggorgeousbeautifulperfectalloftheabove goddess who queefs holy water. And anybody who thinks otherwise has already been informed that they will spend eternity in hell. I've already received my plane ticket for flight #666.
Here's a few more of the pepaw zombie and the holy hunchback wax figure last night.
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Submitted by BellaDiva on October 29, 2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by K2 on October 29, 2008 - 11:20am.
Right on, they both had ulterior motives. Clint is like Mr. old hollywood, he is respected she knew she will never get the chance to work with someone like that & he just wanted the attention that comes with her, he wasn't thinking about her acting skills.
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Yeah, he just wanted to know what all the "hype" was about. He figured it out .... just another pretty face. Funny how he keeps playing up her looks (which are waining to say the least) and can only come up with " a true talent" to describe her acting. Yeah, a true talent for manipulating men, press and fans. I'll give her that. It's no wonder this woman has no female friends .... she gets by on her sexuality..... it's the male population that she is concerned about.
Submitted by K2 on October 29, 2008 - 11:20am.
Right on, they both had ulterior motives. Clint is like Mr. old hollywood, he is respected she knew she will never get the chance to work with someone like that & he just wanted the attention that comes with her, he wasn't thinking about her acting skills.
the audience "gasped" at the sight of her
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Are you sure they didn't mean "gagged"?
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 29, 2008 - 11:07am.
She is nothing but a desperate washed up actress she knows this might be her last shot to win any award. she is the most hated person in hollywood, and no one wants to work with her, they even replaced her for the new tomb raider movie. Angie ho just quit
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I just don't understand what Clint was thinking when he chose her to star in his movie. I mean he has to realize that she's just tabloid fodder at this point. I know he's a smart man so I'll assume there was some type of angle here. He had his own ulterior motives. If she was such a wonderful actress, why didn't he try and get her back when he was filming Million Dollar Baby with Hilary Swank? If Jolie could pull off Tomb Raider why not a boxer? She's famous now because of Pitt,her unconventional relationship and her baby photo's! Clint must've really thought she would bring in the big bucks. That man is getting foolish in his old age. I think she'll keep acting because she has something to prove to herself..... that she can actually win an award while NOT playing herself.
She is nothing but a desperate washed up actress she knows this might be her last shot to win any award. she is the most hated person in hollywood, and no one wants to work with her, they even replaced her for the new tomb raider movie. Angie ho just quit
Submitted by K2 on October 29, 2008 - 9:03am.
Yep. They're like one of those crazy cat ladies, but with kids.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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she should stay home and see if she can learn the names of those kids
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Exactly. She sounds deeply disturbed when she tells the world that she needs to wait 6 months before incorporating another child into the family. Each child needs to be in the home for 6 months before another adoption takes place. WTF? Why are the two of them in such a race against time to complete this family? How about fawning over and nurturing the two infants you just brought into the world? Who in their right frame of mind would adopt a child while juggling twin infants, along with raising 4 other kids? This has become an obsession for both of them. I can't make any sense out of it. The kicker is that neither of them are giving up SHIT to be with these kids. They both still work, do press, commercials, advertisements, humanitarian projects, travel and act (poorly mind you). HUGE EGOS !!!
Submitted by Keane on October 29, 2008 - 8:20am.
YES, FUCK, SNOW- in October? Wrong, maybe our punishment for laughing at St Ange?
@ Sheeps- I haven't really made up my mind yet.
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Think happy thoughts!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 8:33am.
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YaY!
Hopefully on the nips! :)
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Tris!
Don't worry love...it's Gerard...he bites JUST hard enough!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 8:27am.
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*Hannibal Lecter voice*
Hello Clarisse!
That avvie is going to bite me tonight!
skeeeeered
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Oh! Keane...first snow in Ohio too. yeah. =(
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Great googily moogily! The Brangetics are STILL trying to build up this no-talent cadaver? Yeh, we get it. Jenn sucks, Angie rules, now move on!!!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Angie can do NO WRONG!!!! I love her in everything she does.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 29, 2008 - 8:17am.
tee hee hee. So you're not going?
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Tennessee:
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My apologies for my spelling and haphazard grammar and punctuation, I have a cold and its started in snowing in the UK and its still autuman. These are my excuses and I'm sticking to them!
Angelina kind of fucked her own image up really. She was extremely lucky to have weathered the storm of stealing another star's husband and to still be popular and get cast in movies. Her and Brad could have been the most iconic couple of our times if they'd played it subtly and with intelligence. Unfortunately rather than retaining an air of mystery about their relationship keeping the public genuinely intrigued by them they have sold every inch of their lives bit by bit to the point where they have exhausted all avenues of inquiry. The public has been so overloaded with images of and stories about them that they are more irritating than intriguing to most people these days. It does make me wonder who on earth is their PR advisor or whether its simply a case of their egos being to huge to be controlled by anyone else. Basically when you leave it up to a star to call the shots about their own career they are nearly always screwed (please see the drastic plummet of Tommy Cruise's career after he parted company with his rottweiler of a manager/agent. Most successful celebs have very clever people behind them masterminding their career and without them they'd be either completely underexposed or shoved down our throats more often than we can bear. I fear Brangelina lack these type of people in the mistaken belief that they know best about everything. Unfortunately I fear it will come back to haunt them.
This film is going to die on its arse and the only people who will watch it are Brangeloonies. This is possible for them as having dulled their senses by whatever combination of meds and voodoo that enables them to believe this insufferable bint is a saint, they can actually sit through two hours of her screaming and emoting with bright red lips likes a baboon’s arse without their heads exploding. I would rather stick pins in my eyes than watch this over hyped toss and it may be the triumph of hope over experience but maybe this flop will make her realise her time is up and she should stay home and see if she can learn the names of those kids.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!Holy Hunch back!!!!!!!!!!!
Having said all that, her performance is so dull, I wouldn't go see this movie if Jesus Christ himself was in it.
Lawsy, Clint, you need to visit Julie Masking for some coverup lessons. Good golly mister molly.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
I have three children and a husband. I cant imagine how it would be, not only to have six kids, but also servants and maids everywhere.
I dont like people, so it would kill me to have to deal with maids in my house every day.
How do they get to act natural and have a good time when there's strangers in their home?
I used to think that Clint was pretty cool .... until he opened up his mouth regarding Angie. Over rated is the polite way of describing Ms Jolie and probably well and truly mad to boot!
Not fair! I wanted to be slut number 200... Whatever! I don't care! *raspberry*
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I can't visit you sick kitty. I haven't had my shots.
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congrats on getting a good pic of a black cat btw! that is NOT easy.
OOOOOOH you want death to visit you? is that it? or maybe rube, mason, daisy, roxy or george?
Can't. if you look at my pic you'll see i've just punched out for the day.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I have nothing. I just wanted to make it an even 200. Sorry.
Yup.. That ain't no indy flick. They just MAKE it appear like one just in case it bombs... And it will. Poor ol' Clit (on purpose), he thought that because of the Brangelina free publicity he would be getting a huge box office. I guess he didn't get the memo: Peple are interested in Brangelina's private life, not in their acting skills. Angelina's overexposed ass is suffering of something I like to call the Nicole Kidman effect: An actress botoxed to hell and back who used to be beautiful until she started fucking with her face; whoring her ass in so many flicks that it got to the point where she'd become box office poison.
Unlike Angie, Nicole has some talent and is not nearly as annoyiong as Jolie. Besides, NK's older than AJ, so she kind of has an excuse for messing with her face. Angie is supposed to be 33 and she looks the same age as Nicole, if not older.
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Submitted by sonah22 on October 28, 2008 - 11:22pm.
the weirdest thing about all this is that most people don't even like her anymore. Look on sites like HuffingtonPost and PHilton, and you'll see mostly negative comments or ppl. saying things like, "the kid thing is kinda overkill,no?" "I appreciate the humanitarian stuff, but she's looking vain now, no?"
People really are sick of her. It's just one of those things that the public knows but the media refuses to acknowledge yet. Kinda like Vanessa Hudgens or the Hills girls or something.
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OR kinda like for a year or more when Britney Spears was going batshit and the pics were hitting the Internet every day but radio and TV were still cooing about the "hawt poptart" ew.
TITS, want you to visit me!
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 12:15am.
I have a hard time getting avies - This one looks scary when it's bigger - his eyes are all wonked out.
LOL! Surprise, surprise, now they're calling this stank fest an "indie".
Isn't this what their PR was saying about why that other Oscar-baiting mess tanked? Where she donned the black face? ugh, nevermind, don't wanna remember that mess.
ETA: A radio station over here is still practically begging to give away FREE tix to this thing. Just heard the DJ announce it again -- and it's not even to "the tentht caller" or whatever, you can WALK IN to the station and grab yerself them Lifetime event tix. UGH, hate it when an obviously stank movie is overhyped and otherwise rammed up our collective azzes.
Aunt Bea WHAT THE FUCK I know it's halloween and lots of people have scary avatars up, but jesus h christ on a stick.
i'm gonna have to adblock that shit.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 28, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Would any of you sluts do Clint for $10K?
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I would rather have sex with Rojo Caliente on the top of Mount Everest
Does everyone forget that when The Saint made a movie with Billy Bob he was living with Laura Dern? Poor Laura went away to make a movie elsewhere and when she came back her boyfriend had moved in with someone else.
Then Brad, and a pretty unstable obsession with building an insta-family. I think some shrewd director should cast her in a movie opposite David Beckham and see what happens. Oh how the Posh would fly. And at the least it would make great tabloid fodder.
I used to feel sorry for Jennifer till I saw an interview with her - unbearable and imperious. Clearly Brad is unstable.
A background check might turn up even more men who tossed aside their wives and girlfriends to get with Santa Angelina.
There have been indie flicks that have made millions at the box office, so there is no excuse for whoregelinas sales. Epecially when her flim is not an indie flick; it is released by universal studios. I guess they let it come out on the 24th to see how people would respond to it. (Even they know that her over acting and screaming was horrible)
I bet the studio didn't even want to use her, Clint probably was the one that made them use her because the old fart thought the whole "brangelina" thing would generate press and buzz and maybe win him an oscar for best director or something.
Anyway I just looked it up. It opens nation wide this friday the 31st, it was a bomb on the 24th and it's still going to be a box office bomb when it goes nation wide.
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Why is she standing up like that? Did she just get her boobies this season? Is it her way of saying "I'm embarrassed I haven't fucked him yet cos he looks kinda scary, but I will get there y'all. That Oscar is mine!" WTF?
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Why did she do her own hair and makeup? She looks ragged.
Her hair is fuzzy and looks like its suicide brunette (dyed by your own hand 'n all).
And her eyebrows are too light for her hair.
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Here's something I posted earlier:
"Changeling" was #19 last weekend but it played in only 15 theaters, where it averaged a fat $32k per screen. That won't hold up in wider release.
As Salem13 said earlier, it's marketed as an indie film that's very much up for Oscar contention, regardless of box office.
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the weirdest thing about all this is that most people don't even like her anymore. Look on sites like HuffingtonPost and PHilton, and you'll see mostly negative comments or ppl. saying things like, "the kid thing is kinda overkill,no?" "I appreciate the humanitarian stuff, but she's looking vain now, no?"
People really are sick of her. It's just one of those things that the public knows but the media refuses to acknowledge yet. Kinda like Vanessa Hudgens or the Hills girls or something.
Ugh! This over-rated bitch give me the creeps. The movie was number 20 on the charts LMAO! The stupid flim didn't even make one mill at the box office. That is just pathetic.
I am so glad her plan backfired on her, she thought she was going to whore her family out and do interviews (like she is so important or we gave a damn about her) and when it came out we would all rush to see it. WRONG!!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
she fucked him and convinced him she deserves and Oscar. That would explain all these dumbass comments of his. But their body language doesn't look fuckey. Looks more like blowjob-y, no? Or like they're about to get fuckey. Something's fishy...oh yeah, her nasty ass vadge.
She does look older than 33 but it could be like the immortal words of Indiana Jones: "it's not the years; it's the mileage."
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If that's what the "mileage" has done to her face, can you imagine what her coochie looks like?
Judging by what she's already done to her face, I'd wager her snatch looks surprised all the time.
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I thought that this movie was scheduled for release on Oct 24th...
Where is the box office on this?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
She looks a bit "off". I think it's the side part. It's not working for her.
Would any of you sluts do Clint for $10K?
I'd rather work at Taco Bell. Word.
"It's too much to process."--MK
what is up with jolie's face? hard living (and bad plastic surgery) eventually catches up with you...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Her face looks downright creepy...33 my ass! She used to be really beautiful, especially when she was with billybob. Dang! She looks so fucked up. Her head looks to big for her body, and her eyes look glassy. I think she's doing drugs again.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 28, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Something about her looks off
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She is getting Big Head Syndrome from losing more weight it looks like.
What the fuck up is up with that ghetto tattoo on her arm? Did Maddox do it? You can still see the smear from the Billy Bob dragon. I've seen home-done prison tattooes that look better than that.
Something about her looks off
She does look older than 33 but it could be like the immortal words of Indiana Jones: "it's not the years; it's the mileage."
Not to diminish the tragedy, but Wineville Chicken Murders would have been a much better title for the movie. Can you imagine PETA freaking out?
Did anyone see CSI last week? When the guy posed the dead people standing upright in public? I don't know why that suddenly came to mind...