The Answer Is YES
If you're one of the brain dead twats from "The Hills" and you're going on David Letterman, there's a good chance he's going to use the opportunity to expose your dumbness to the two or three people who aren't aware of it yet.
Lauren Conrad walked into the lion cage last night and it took Letterman only 1-minute to call her an idiot without really calling her one. LC giggled it off and asks, "Does that make me an idiot then?" Bitch just answered her own question. Seriously, you can almost see the air seeping out of her dead eyes.
That said, these dumb whores have perfect lives. Ignorance is fucking bliss. Especially if you're rich. If you're Lauren Conrad, you wake up, go shopping, go to lunch, say a maximum of 100 words all day and then drink a bunch of cocktail fizzy drinks. The only things you think about all day are kittens, pretty clothes, rainbows and deli meat.
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man, you know dave is thinking of all the amazing people that have been on those seats over the years and now... this. ugh
my fave letterman interview EVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiFga8hwwF8
(edit: I cant NOT include the musical number too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC88xJyK4s )
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I watched this, the Oblivion Glaze pairs nicely with Laurens pale shade of Dull.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 12:37pm.
I miss the old days when you had to have talent to be famous.
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Cannot agree more.
and there is discussion group after a reality fucking TV SHOW? WHAT?
Remember the old days when people had discussion groups for, you know, BOOKS?
Fuck. Me.
KD, she WISHES she had the face of Carmen Electra! And her blue-green eyes!
That is so true what Dave said about Brody Jenner. He has no talent and no purpose and if it wasn't for television he wouldn't exist outside of his house. Funny how Lauren hates Spencer but thinks Brody is totally great. What a dumb ditz.
I've never watched the Hills and now i know why. What a twit!! LOL
"I'm going to a gala, I've never been to a gala." She probably doesn't even know what a gala is.
As for the deli meat comment, i agree with someone else here - she's thinking of tube steak or mystery meat.
Man, that shit was painful. I love how they cut to one of the lions outside the New York Public Library when the cut for a break.
I'd be getting ornery too if I had to do his job- talk to annoying twats all the time. Sure he gets paid well but it has to be grating.
I wish people would stop calling this bitch
'LC' she is not important enough to warrant initials. She isn't a diva, not a legend, has no talent (sing? dance? act? write? funny?) and people
follow her life.
I refuse to watch her 'show' or even a You Tube clip. It will corrode my brain. Very few celebrities really annoy me and this twat is one of the few who makes me feel angry, haha. Right up there with her horse faced friend Heidi and i know about them b/c I am on dlisted. Curses!
The worse the economy gets and people are more visibly struggling I'd like to see the tide of favor turn on these celebutard reality idiots.
She gets paid to show up at a club what , say, a teacher makes in a year. More, actually.
"Imagine taking a cab downtown with Bill O'Reilly and Spencer."
Gah!
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She has a carmen electra look about her.
my jaw dropped when I saw that program.
fucking ridiculous!
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Sounds like he is describing me, that DListed guy.
I miss the old days when you had to have talent to be famous.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Ohhhhhh no what int he world would they discuss?
"Wasnt that chewing scene amazing?"
" Duuuuude"
"Braaaaaaa"
"Duuuuude chews good"
"Word"
*dead silence*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
who fuck gives a shit about LC? (well, besides Jimmy Bocca)
OMG, speaking of, I saw on the channel guide, that AFTER "The Hills", there is a DISCUSSION GROUP about the show!
I seriously FEAR for the future.
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Useless fact:
The Canadian version of that discussion group is hosted by Eugene Levy's son, Dan.
http://www.ryersonline.ca/content_images/levysonian1.jpg
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Oh those girls are thinking of meat, but it's more like tube steak MK.
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who fuck gives a shit about LC? (well, besides Jimmy Bocca)
OMG, speaking of, I saw on the channel guide, that AFTER "The Hills", there is a DISCUSSION GROUP about the show!
I seriously FEAR for the future.
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
It's official, the Hills cast really needs to fall off the face of the planet.
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oh to be rich, popular & stupid! no worries at all. she is so much more of a bimbo than i could have possibly imagined, i wonder if she forgets to breath.
Ok, before I can finish watching this:
What the fuck is that noise? Is Paul Whatsisname on E or something?
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And speaking of the brain dead, no wonder Obama has such support from America's youth:
http://www.parentdish.com/2008/10/28/its-official-teens-getting-dumber/
What a bunch of loser guys! (Picture 2 really shows their desperation in trying to look at her and get an autograph!)
aaaaw i dont have audio =( I dunno what he told her
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I did love the way he made old man mclame look like the backstabbing bastard that he is, however Dave sure is getting cranky in his elder years.
But then how hard is it to call one of these vapid celebutard hacks a moron? He needs a real challenge. He needs to have vadge on again.
That's what we need to see. Dave Vs Vadge in a no holds barred knock down drag out bitch fight.
His stuff is wasted on these bags of ignorant fluff.
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