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If you're one of the brain dead twats from "The Hills" and you're going on David Letterman, there's a good chance he's going to use the opportunity to expose your dumbness to the two or three people who aren't aware of it yet.
Lauren Conrad walked into the lion cage last night and it took Letterman only 1-minute to call her an idiot without really calling her one. LC giggled it off and asks, "Does that make me an idiot then?" Bitch just answered her own question. Seriously, you can almost see the air seeping out of her dead eyes.
That said, these dumb whores have perfect lives. Ignorance is fucking bliss. Especially if you're rich. If you're Lauren Conrad, you wake up, go shopping, go to lunch, say a maximum of 100 words all day and then drink a bunch of cocktail fizzy drinks. The only things you think about all day are kittens, pretty clothes, rainbows and deli meat.
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Can she be really dumber in real life than what she appears on teh show? because she seems more dumb here than on the show, because you know they feed her lines and here she isn't prepared and she seems worse here.
So my question to all is why does Lauren "intern" if she has her own clothing line? BTW I have a friend who works at People's Revolution and she said Lauren and Whitney come in, shoot scenes, and leave. She said Lauren is a bitch and won't interact with anyone when the camera isn't rolling, but Whitney is very sweet.
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On my god! Like, I mean, squeal (giggle) she is so CUTE!!! I mean how can she be so cute after, like, being on television for like, years and she hasn't turned into a hater? Oh my god, she is like, so old now! She is like over 20? You know? I mean, I hope when I get old (giggle) like that and I mean, go on the David whatshisnames show, I mean, I will be so cute and (giggle) like everything, know what I mean?
HE probably likes it when these idiots come on his show. It's the same thing as having Paris Hilton on your show, but at least Lauren is aware that she's an idiot and Paris is so much in denial that she takes it personally and ends up crying off stage in the end.
Your face!
....Dave hit the nail right on the head "maybe you're the problem" A-fuckin-men! I've been screaming that shit for the past 3 seasons.
Sadly, I'm devoted to Heidi.
I still haven't figured out how being an a reality show makes you so famous that you get on Letterman. What has this world come to.
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Why are these people even on TV.
The people asking for her autograph make me giggle.
The only person I would make a fool of myself for is Johnny Depp-Yummy
I didn't watch this flaccid mess and I'll spare myself now, too :) Did anyone see Michelle Obama on Leno last night? She is so funny. Love her! And she looked great in her yellow J. Crew outfit that she bought online, much better than Palin looks in those shiny designer suits.
What's happening to the American culture??? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why is this second rate Marcia Brady even relevent?
LMAO @ "Kittens, pretty clothes, rainbows and deli meat"...LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
You notice that , those of you who watched Spencer on letterman, that Spencer is calm on there. I think well, this is a duh, but this showed me even more how fake this show is. He actually seemed like a nice guy on there to me. Anyone notice that or am I just seeing things? I know people will say things about him requiring 100 k for appearing at a club but all celebs do that kind of thing. Not only that but the guy is critized all the time and he has to be a little cocky. Anyway, he just seemed a lot different than Spencer on the fake hills to me.
And Kristen Cavallari was my fav out of all these girls. I thought she was cool, and she moved on from this reality tv stuff it seems. She had the most personality (i know she was not from the hills but still) and she actually is trying to move on to real acting instead of acting but saying oh it's reality tv.
I hate this cunt as well as the other Hills girls. Not only is she ripping off Sex and the City with that studded belt (yeah, only Carrie can pull that off, bitch!), she's one dumb, skanky and overpriced twat.
I also can't believe she made a joke about someone else having fifteen minutes of fame. I can't wait for the irony to happen there.
I prefer Speidi myself. I catch myself watching the hills sometimes, but thats cause i have a bad habit of turning MTV on when I see nothing really on tv. I just find Speidi more interesting.
But I know i've seen the bag somewhere, it reminds me of a chanel and something else mixed. I'm not sure what, the bag is very cute, but it's not original. So i guess "She" really doesn't design either.
I was going to say she shouldn't write books and should stick to handbags, but I don't think she designed the handbag I have anyway, nor will she write the books. Not that designing doesn't take smarts, but, if she actually did design the bag, she's ok enough at that.
How is it possible that some of the most educated, insightful people get this passed over all the time for book deals for original works when this airhead gets 3 books!?? I am so overtly shocked and disgusted that she has a book deal.
stake_spike on October 28, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Actually yeah it is Lauren she is hard to get along with it. If you're not kissing her ass and being loyal to her she gets all needy and a little crazy. It's weird.
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Uff! I know some people like that in real life and I tell you - it ain't easy being cheesy
Actually yeah it is Lauren she is hard to get along with it. If you're not kissing her ass and being loyal to her she gets all needy and a little crazy. It's weird.
Anyway I'm glad to finally say I offcially [finally] quite that bitch. It took 4 years but I no longer feel like I have to watch those braindead twats and their strange dead behind the eyes, emotionless conversations.
Sweet mother of God....I actually watched 5 min of The Hills (before desperately searching for the remote) last night...WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CRAP is that show????? I didn't even know what I was watching until Spenser and Horsey came on the screen and it went from painful to mind numbing.
There is no darkness but ignorance.
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Why do all these girls sound like they've been chain-smoking for the past 8 years? LC, Miley, HoHan, et. al. It's annoying.
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keane - I love that clip, but for Jerry and Bobby. Letterman does ok... I agree with you in general. I really just wanted an excuse to share that clip with someone ;)
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Submitted by .Child. on October 28, 2008 - 1:28pm.
condescending much? jesus, that was painful. he should only be allowed to talk to other assholes. then he can out asshole them. i wish i would have seen the one with spencer.
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This girl is what happends when you grow up with the Olsen twins as your idols.
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An undeveloped sense of humor is a hallmark of low IQ. That said, this is the most humorless, vapid bitch on tv. She lacks any ability to laugh at herself whatsoever. She also comes across as painfully self-conscious. My Swiffer Wet Jet oozes more sexuality than this bonehead. She really needs to go away.
condescending much? jesus, that was painful. he should only be allowed to talk to other assholes. then he can out asshole them. i wish i would have seen the one with spencer.
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Gee, Lauren. I wish I looked like you. I always wanted a permanent Dirty Sanchez.
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Thanks Missy - still not rocking my world though I have to say! Look up some of Jonathan Ross' interviews on Youtube if there are any - he does all the major stars and is always hilarious.
I couldn't watch last night Bill O'Reilys dumbass was on the show. I just couldn't get past my urge to jump through the TV and break his neck.
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Thank you! I was trying to figure out where did I see this face before. She totally looks like Carmen Electra.
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...if there was no television this guy would be living in a tree...lol.
You know what? This is the first I've seen of this girl animated and I don't hate her. She's kinda useless and incredibly lucky but otherwise she's not so bad.
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Ugh, I watched The Hills for the first time a month or so ago...I actually watched it twice to give it a chance! OMG, it is the most horrible show I think I have ever seen. Everyone thinks Audrina is so hot, but have they seen her on the show? It always looks like she's smiling, even when she's not supposed to be! Her teeth are big, and flourescent white and her eyes are way freakin wonky! So, I suppose if she's wearing sunglass and has her mouth shut, she is kind of hot (ok, her body is great...but that's about it).
I can't believe this show has garnered so much attention...these ppl can't act worth a squat.
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Yeah. He is a hot piece. He got what his father was missing. But he seems like an ass.
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I've never actually seen the show....too bad he comes across as an ass, his dad is a really nice guy (smoked a few with him down in Port Credit).
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I don't watch The Hills. I'm not even going to put the effort of not caring about The Hills. It just isn't apart of my world. This bitch is so stupid.
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Submitted by The C word on October 28, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Useless fact:
The Canadian version of that discussion group is hosted by Eugene Levy's son, Dan.
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Yeah. He is a hot piece. He got what his father was missing. But he seems like an ass.
DAMN! IS THAT WHO I SAW!? I THINK IT IS! ASS!
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I saw the show also.
Letterman tried vainly to get her say anything that resembled an intelligent remark.
I laughed so hard when she talked about writing three books and Letterman mocked her.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
who fuck gives a shit about LC? (well, besides Jimmy Bocca)
OMG, speaking of, I saw on the channel guide, that AFTER "The Hills", there is a DISCUSSION GROUP about the show!
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OMG - I SAW THE SHOW! FUCK! I was at my d- friend's house and it was on. Not only do they do that but they actually found a fag that makes me hate him (a miracle, I say!) to host it.
Yeah *giggle* it was hard being SO blonde *giggle* I like my hair a lot better now! *eyeroll*
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LOL at what he said about Brody Jenner. Sooooo true! If tv didn't exist, he WOULD be living in a tree because he is a complete moron. I despise him and his sidekick Franky DelGado. Both are soooo annoying and disgusting. I don't find Brody to be the slightest bit attractive. He is repulsive in every way possible.
I have that belt.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
who fuck gives a shit about LC? (well, besides Jimmy Bocca)
LMAo PSl
you know I used to watch that other show that The Hills is a spin off of, wtf was it called and I liked LC better that the other kunt, Kristen but really? this has been going on for too long.
my fave character on the other show was LO but I like our Lolo much better.
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Who are this "hills"-people and why am i supposed to care? And who is watching this ringtone homeshopping tv shitworkstation MTV formerly known as music television (and by formerly i mean: last century) anyway?
keane - try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiFga8hwwF8
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I love how he was basically completey ripping the piss out of her for the entire interview. I actually don't think she's dumb at all, I think she's reasonably intelligent and educated. She sounds stupid because she knows The Hills is fake and is basically an acting job but has to do hundreds of interviews pretending its reality. The more intelligent you are the harder this is to do because you recognise how stupid you sound. Hey she's doing it for the money and lifestyle, if I were her age I'd do it too. On another topic, could someone explain to me exactly why David Letterman is a broadcasting legend? This is the first time I've ever seen him interview anyone and it hardly rocked my world. He doesn't come close to the entertainment value provided by our chat show king Jonathan Ross. Is he meant to be funny but just isn't especially or is he more of a national institution than an entertainer? Seriously I don't think it was just Lauren's fault that that interview was dullsville!
I watched last night. I've never seen The Hills, but have heard about it. DAMN! I didn't know someone could be so vacant and stupid. Dave must have had to schedule an appt. with his cardiologist after dealing with Bill and that digbat.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 28, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Haha! Day shift stripper, the best avi of all avies that ever lived!
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:) It's too bad I can't train my cats to puke on Lauren Conrad.
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