Tuesday, October 28th 2008

CHERYL BURKE Must Be Stopped!

Julianne Hough went to the hospital last week for stomach issues and it turns out she has Endometriosis and needs to get her appendix taken out. CHERYL BURKE'S diabolical plan to rid the female competition must be uncovered! If you opened up her closet, you'd find hundreds of mop heads along with voodoo dolls of all the chicks from DWTS! I just knew she was some sort of evil voodoo trailer witch.

The lovely Julianne will have her appendix removed today. Keep CHERYL BURKE away from the operating table! She's going to try and steal Julianne's appendix to use it for some kind of voodoo soup!

The Mop Witch can't keep Julianne down for long. During last night's show, she said “Everything’s okay. I’m going to hopefully be back, if everything goes as planned, next week.

Edyta Sliwinska will fill in as Cody's partner while Julianne eats the Jello in the hospital and gets better. Edyta, stay away from any kind of "soup" Mop Head might offer you!

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Posted by: Michael K


RJII's picture

mop head is hot.

RUBY REDLIPS's picture

That mophead bitch looks pregnant which would explain the gut and the double chin but it still surprises me if she is because I always figured she wouldn't think twice about having an abortion if anything got in the way of her boozing and "career".

Some sites are saying Julianne Hough had an ovarian cyst but they kind of glosses over that last night. Does it make me a bitch because I'm glad Julianne is getting a dose of the real world? I really am sick of that bitch laughing like an idiot all the time. Welcome to the real world, bitch.

Cheryl Burke is truely the face of evil!

Not to be confused with the BEST tv movie of allll time "The Face of Evil" starring Tracey Gold! (check that finery out one day people... best movie EVER)

medicationlover's picture

ok, i'm a physician (a physician who loves filthy gossip and rudeness) and i call complete bullshit on this story for so many reasons! the only way to diagnose endometriosis is by getting tissue via surgery, not by imaging, so no one can say they have endometriosis until after surgery. also, it isn't an emergent thing, so there is no reason why she would need surgery so quickly. a ruptured ovarian cyst is not an indication for surgery either so that isn't the reason. and there is no indication to remove the appendix. you don't do it as prophylaxis. she's a lie teller!

OMG! I think it is PP...she says "I LOVE zebra chasing"....check it out.

http://imapc.lifewithoutwalls.com/watch/

If you can't see the link, go to Windows.com and check out the I'm a PC ad's....

Kind of On Topic...they showed a commercial last night for Windows, you can upload yourself saying "I'm a PC"....I swear I thought I saw PP in one of the first clips....I'm researching it now....

meadowgirl's picture

poor Julianne! that fucking mop head whorebag!!!!!

yay for Edyta though...cause i really like her a lot! she was my favorite last season!

Euphoria's picture

I had endometriosis and it nearly strangled a large portion of my intestine, it grew around an ovary and caused it to explode (agony) and was wrapped around my bladder. The doctor had to literally unwind it from a number of my internal organs. He said we got to the intestine just in time, for it could have turned gangrenous. The surgery was painful, but I was in so much pain I was glad he did surgery! I was only 24 years old when this happened. I had a friend who had a similar experience and she was only 17. It is not to be played around with.

Endometriosis can not only effect your appendix but it can also spread to your bowel,intestines and in very rare instances your lungs. It can also fuse your organs together.

I wish her all the best as this diagnosis is very psycological and emotional. At least she has some of the best specialists at her fingertips unlike most of us.

From the wiki page: Bowel resection should be avoided in preference to the shaving of the rectal wall if endometriosis is present on the bowel. I didn't know "becoming a woman" cause all types of fuckery.

KD's picture

Me- thanks for the info. Our bodies are such wierd things sometimes. Especially when things go wrong.

you realize that endometriosis is a female organ disease and appendicitis is that inflamtion of that useless organ...not the same thing ;)

M.E.'s picture

Ok, I was wrong. It can effect the outside of the uterus and surrounding organs, including the appendix.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endometriosis

Ma Nom's picture

http://www.answers.com/topic/endometriosis
that says you can get it on the appendix, lots of other sites said the same thing, it's just rare...sucks for her

blah's picture

Wow day shift stripper.. sounds like you were the last person that should have been working there.

Sandbitch's picture

Surgeons take the appendix out (sometimes) as a safety measure. Acute appendicitis is sometimes overlooked because the pain is put down to the gynecological problem. Then the appendix bursts and the doctor gets all embarrassed and shit and gets sued.

They remove the appendix with keyhole surgery. Bitch will be home for lunch.

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Submitted by yoboo on October 28, 2008 - 11:36am.
Nineteen year olds (I think that's how old she is) do NOT get endometriosis.
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Ummm - yes they do.

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Submitted by yoboo on October 28, 2008 - 11:36am.
Nineteen year olds (I think that's how old she is) do NOT get endometriosis
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but yes, a 19 year old can be diagnosed with endometriosis.

It's something you are born with, and once you start menstration, it may be immediate, or it may take several years, but it's there.

Most women do not find out they have it until either A. They have severe cramping at each cycle and their doctor has ruled out normal menstral cramping. B. (for women in their 20s +) They are trying to get pregnant and can't. Before doctors look into your fertility, they first rule out endometriosis.

day shift stripper's picture

I'd be more inclined to believe it if they said she had PID.

When I worked in women's health, every chick this age that came through the door had an STD, including the other chick that worked there. I felt like I was going to catch something just from being there.

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JillyPoo's picture

I've only seen one season of Dancing With the Stars, but I do remember Edyta being the hottest one on the show.

And yeah, the whole endometriosis/appendix thing is really confusing.

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KD's picture

This is what the sourse article says, but it still doesn't sound quite right to me:
"Endometriosis, a relatively common-but often painful-medical condition found in 5 percent to 10 percent of women, is the development of uterine-lining tissue outside the uterus on the surfaces of organs, such as the appendix, in the pelvis or abdomen."

ME, I thought the same thing, maybe her endometriosis and appendix removal is code for something else, like Amy Whinehouse's lung infection.

blah's picture

HA! I was just coming here to say what all of you are saying.. endometriosis has nothing to do with an appendix!

Also.. yeah.. 19 year olds can certainly suffer from endometriosis. I started suffering from it in my early teens as did my Mother.

kdracofan's picture

M.E.: Argh PMS - *Runs away*

lol (feel better ok?)

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Nineteen year olds (I think that's how old she is) do NOT get endometriosis.

ocd can be good's picture

This reminds me of a t.v. movie from the late 70's with Linda Blair. If Cloris gets hives and welts we'll have to burn the witch.

M.E.'s picture

Don't be sorry hon, if I come off bitchy is teh PMS. It's kicking my ass this week.

I'm doing ok, thanks for asking. ♥

BelleBelle's picture

Submitted by Porcelina on October 28, 2008 - 11:28am.
I have endometriosis....it has NOTHING to do with your appendix. For reals.

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Me too.
I don't get it at all - that story is fuckery - one has nothing to do with the other, although often endo is misdiagnosed as many other things, including appendicitis - as all those organs are in close proximity to one another and the symptoms and pain can be misleading.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

I think this is all some weird publicity everyone seems to get hurt on the show but still can perform

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Ms. Caligula's picture

"it turns out she has Endometriosis and needs to get her appendix taken out"

WTF? How does having Endometriosis cause you to need to have your appendix removed, & vice versa? Am I missing something? Maybe I'm just having another "stupid day".

kdracofan's picture

ME: I know hun - I was just reffering to the pain - never mind...lol

How are you feeling?

M.E.'s picture

Kdraco- thanks, I know many women who suffer from endometriosis.

But I've never heard of an endometriosis diagnosis resulting in the removal of an appendix.

snowpiece's picture

what does endometriosis have to do with your appendix? what ME said. MK that makes no damn sense at all but I still lubs u.
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Tacky Pretty's picture

I would give up dick for Edyta, I really would...if all women were so amazing, I'd have been a tuna-muncher since jump street.

But, she seems to be the only woman I'm attracted to, so it's just me on weiner patrol.

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Porcelina's picture

I have endometriosis....it has NOTHING to do with your appendix. For reals.

LoLo's picture

Sorry Mormaho!
Does it not take a few weeks to recover from having your glossary and index removed?

All the sluts i know who had their glossary and table of contents removed had to be out for a few weeks and witht he stitches and cutting involved, they couldnt sit up let a lone dance just one week after.

I smell shit!

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kdracofan's picture

Endometriosis, if its not treated on time or properly, can prevent a woman from getting pregnant.
And on top of that: its physically painful...uff!
Those cramps feel like you are giving birth everytime you get your period.

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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

M.E.'s picture

What does endometriosis have to do with appendicitis?

Uterus, appendix....two completely different organs.

What am I missing?