Jonas Brothers + Farting Dog = A Cinematic Masterpiece
You know you've really made it when you're starring in a movie opposite a farting dog. The Jonas Brothers should clean off their shelves, because something tells me they are going to get many awards for their performances in "Walter the Farting Dog."
The movie is based on the best-selling books about a dog who has an asshole like Michael Lohan's mouth. It just won't shut. The Jonas Brothers will play the farts. No, they will play musicians and brothers (SHOCKING) who must care for the dog with the butt burping problem after their aunt passes away. This shit sounds like something that belongs in the fetish section of your local porn store.
Peter Farrelly of The Farrelly Brothers will direct. The farting begins next spring.
Papa Joe should get Jessica Simpson on the short list to play the title role. Well, she often brags about her ass queefing skills.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 10:45am.
The only thing i like about these human dust mops is the fact that i get this song stuckin y head when i see or hear their name.
****I cant stop singing it!!! its the only song I get 100% in guitar hero lol
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 10:57am.
Angel_i,
Yes, bunnies do fart, but because they are herbivores, there is no smell.
but Clarisse, I am herbivourous too, why do my farts continue to smell? ;P
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SHEEPS!
Oh i LOVE John Hiatt!!!
Have a Little Faith is one of the best songs EVER created.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RWEseP-ouk&feature=related
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Three douches for the price of onw. The one on the right is so fucking ugly, I can't wrap my mind around it. I heard one of their songs and I thought I was listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks on crack!
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Angel-I my parents did the same for me as far as music goes. I grew up listening to a combo of my dads stuff like Bowie, The Stones, Crosby, Young...
My mom was all Carpenters, Zappa, Gershwin.....
Zappa. Well that explains a lot to you guys eh?!
Diapers, nap time, and Zappa makes an odd bird as an adult. Oh well!
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That was cool! Hadnt heard him before!
Heres a classic for you: (the fun starts at 4:00)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijRh-Qpv2gM
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_Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 10:53am.
Mmmmm Hmmmmm
*Agrees and throws a dart at a photo of Disney Land*
Sheeps! These kids dont know about rock 'n roll.
No they don't. Nuh uh. Nope. Mmmm Hmmmm. Zilch.
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Angel_i,
Yes, bunnies do fart, but because they are herbivores, there is no smell.
They just pretend it didn't happen. Bunnies are above farting you know.
Useless trivia for today.
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Submitted by loric on October 28, 2008 - 10:51am.
My daughter loves Walter the Farting Dog-but she is 5. Thank god she has no idea who the Jonas Brothers-or Hannah Montana are.
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5 is young - to even care, really...but I smell a rebellion coming on!
Seriously, tho - I let my kid watch but I give her my honest opinions. She ended up thinking Hannah Montana was not so hot but she really liked the premise of the show. And she's not SO blown away by the Jonas Brothers either. But I expose her to LOTS of different kinds of music - we see a lot of live music together of all genres - world, folk, classical, jazz, blues... and, slowly but surely, she's developing some standards in that department.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 10:45am.
Ouu, the best. One of the best rock CDs evah. "Only in Dreams" is my fav.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 10:50am.
NEXT.
KD!
Bunny farts don't smell. My sister has a Rottie though that can take the paint off the walls. My nephew calls it "Jazz's poisonous pooter ray"!
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Bunny's fart?
HEY! MY farting dog was called Jazz(pitbull)! He never got no fancy names for his farts but he deserved one!
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Goddamn, if Walter the farting dog was birthed in my province I would have kept my mouth shut about it. And are we or are we NOT in a recession? who greenlighted this piece of trash??
My daughter loves Walter the Farting Dog-but she is 5. Thank god she has no idea who the Jonas Brothers-or Hannah Montana are. I refuse to let her watch /listen to this bullshit. And I also refuse to put money in Miley or Billy Ray's pocket.
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Dee Dee YAY WEEZER!
Sheeps!
I dont know who you think you are
Smashing a perfectly goooooooood guitar ar arrrrr!
LOL ha ha ha!
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This is going to be box office gold: kids love the Jonas Sisters and farts (not exactly in that order).
My dog is terrified of farts.... when he drops one, he'll spin around and growl and bark as if he thinks the carpet is attacking him.
@joeschmoe: I knew that but was too ashamed to admit it. ;)
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Seriously?!
NEXT.
KD!
Bunny farts don't smell. My sister has a Rottie though that can take the paint off the walls. My nephew calls it "Jazz's poisonous pooter ray"!
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Submitted by missy on October 28, 2008 - 10:36am.
who the fuck are these kids and why hasnt pete townsend smashed a guitar over their heads yet
John Hiatt: "Perfectly Good Guitar"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-HoQRHP1k
"It breaks my heart to see those stars smashing a perfectly good guitar."
"Walter the Farting Dog" is a literary masterpiece!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Oooo Weezer! Thanks for the vids LoLo.
Why haven't the Jonas Bros. marketed themselves like Miley. I'm dying for my own Jonas Bros. wig.
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Submitted by KD on October 28, 2008 - 10:45am.
My dog doesn't fart often, but when he does, he almost looks shocked and slightly embarrassed but quick turns to smell it.
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I was feeding my dog food that didn't sit well for awhile there. He'd get really farty and when that happened he would always make sure he was right under my nose. Like he was leaving me a post-it to buy better food. It worked!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 28, 2008 - 10:44am.
Walter the Farting Dog was written by a Canadian author from my province. *wiping a tear of pride*. We're very cultured in these parts.
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Thank you, joe schmoe!
How could these peeps think that Walter was HOLLYWOOD's idea. Pfft.
(LOL-I made a joke!)
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hmm that boy in the middle is kinda cute
My dog doesn't fart often, but when he does, he almost looks shocked and slightly embarrassed but quick turns to smell it.
The only thing i like about these human dust mops is the fact that i get this song stuckin y head when i see or hear their name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmIhZYCMgvI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtVpdcFpn0M
My Name is Jonas!.....
I GOT A BOX FULL OF YOUR TOYS
Theyre fresh out of batteries
But theyre still MAKIN NOISE!
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Clearly, Hollywood has run out of ideas.
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Walter the Farting Dog was written by a Canadian author from my province. *wiping a tear of pride*. We're very cultured in these parts.
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I hate those Jonas Bros,they just plain creep me out with all that goody-goody crap.I hope the farts are smelly and they die from the noxious fumes.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The one in the middle is tres cute... the others? Meh.
Every fucking day, I thank baby Jeebuz that my kid doesn't listen to these weirdos with peen hair for eyebrows.....
The kids LOVE LOVE LOVE these guys. They are the first crush. Eep! My daughter's best friend loves the one on the left the most. And I know why LOL - he looks EXACTLY like her dad when he was a teen. Especially when he sings and moves (her dad's a musician). Overall they're pretty cute and harmless, no?
They also LOVE LOVE LOVE Walter the Farting Dog. So it's all good. LOL
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This is the best that Hollyweird can come up with? A flatulent mutt and three defective Josh Groban clones. Actually, the one on the end looks like Tom Hanks when he was Buffy Wilson.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070308/bosom_l.jpg
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In a world and at times where "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" is still in the Top 5 of the box offices, I can indeed imagine that people are going to pay to see this fucking shit.
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 28, 2008 - 10:36am.
HA HA HA Me too!
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Oh and um hey you, the girl in the middle....You were adopted girl friend!
The other two were clearly fathered by Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers but the chick in the middle was purchased to make the trio look pretty.
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who the fuck are these kids and why hasnt pete townsend smashed a guitar over their heads yet
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All three look mega botoxed.
lol..Lolo.. I totally pictured Trudy ( avi) doing that...
If I were the Jonas Bros, I'd fire my manager.
I mean, they're INCREDIBLY lame but even this movie sounds beneath them.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I'm all for getting kids to read, but I never found the "Walter" series to be particularly funny or endearing. (Give me "Captain Underpants" any day.) If the books aren't very good, I can only imagine how badly this movie is gonna blow...literally...
they better throw in a bukkake scene (starring all three of them) or this movie's gonna suck...
*rioting in my office*
FUCK THE JONAS SISTERS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKIN TWEENS! AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!
FART JOKES? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!
LOOKING AT THESE GOD DAMN VIRGINS MAKE ME ANGREH!
VIRNINIZAHS! AHHHHHHHHHHH! WALT DISNEY WAS A CUNT!
*Throws stuff around. Punts my purse across the room*
LMAO!
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This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. The Jonas Brothers are cuties but this is some crass motherfuckin' shit. Are people retarded enough to pay to see this fucking shit? Yes, yes they are. I weep.
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