Jonas Brothers + Farting Dog = A Cinematic Masterpiece
You know you've really made it when you're starring in a movie opposite a farting dog. The Jonas Brothers should clean off their shelves, because something tells me they are going to get many awards for their performances in "Walter the Farting Dog."
The movie is based on the best-selling books about a dog who has an asshole like Michael Lohan's mouth. It just won't shut. The Jonas Brothers will play the farts. No, they will play musicians and brothers (SHOCKING) who must care for the dog with the butt burping problem after their aunt passes away. This shit sounds like something that belongs in the fetish section of your local porn store.
Peter Farrelly of The Farrelly Brothers will direct. The farting begins next spring.
Papa Joe should get Jessica Simpson on the short list to play the title role. Well, she often brags about her ass queefing skills.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 28, 2008 - 2:54pm.
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SHUT UP!!!
haaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
*dies*
ha,"down there"
My son called it "wrong spot"!!
He is five and I fell the fuck out on that one!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 28, 2008 - 2:54pm.
I cannot wait until the Jonas scandal involving their manager touching them 'down there' surfaces.
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Queef Jerky - That's what Jessica Simpson reminds me of!
The brother on the right looks like a farting dog
We actually have the hardcover edition of this book (was a gift for one of my kids), and when I came home today from running errands, my husband told me that my littlest one had ripped the book to shreds. Weird.
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This sounds like something we made up! Actually, I doubt we could have been more sarcastic than "Walter the Farting Dog." Since we got beat to the punch on the movie title, we took a stab at creating a soundtrack for this gaseous release:
http://starcasm.net/archives/966
(Spoiler Alert: Track one is "Poot Scoot Doggie" by Brooks and Dung)
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Ooh I love that book & movie sounds too differene, Walter was from the pound and the kids were trying to keep him from going back and then one night the family home was broken into and Walter's farts saved the day
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This stinks.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
I'll go see it. More Joe Jonas is great.
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I cannot wait until the Jonas scandal involving their manager touching them 'down there' surfaces.
Jesus juice is loose!
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Yes, because farting is so hilarious...
Aren't children supposed to look up to these twits?
Ha... farting dog.... My Boston will get this weird look on his face and then jump up and audibly fart...which startles him, so he flips around and snorts and air-eats it. He's so gross.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Missy!
We bunny huggers are certainly an interesting lot! My sis, who has a rott and a shepard, always marvels at the crap i put up with! "If that was a dog..." I do not own anything that doesn't have a hole chewed in it, if i want to keep something in one piece, it stays upstairs, i prepare two fresh salads daily FOR THEM..etc..etc..
angel_i,
Oh see, when it comes to Max, i am a schmuck! I must have rehabbed and rehomed at least 30 buns in my time...ears, nails, shots, meds, the works...but if "His Majesty" doesn't like it, i don't do it! I even take him in every 4 weeks to have his "nails did"....
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That's how it was with the mommy - I could get her but it was never easy - and she was white with red eyes. So she could really bitch stare you down!
My bunnies are also indoor/outdoor they leave the indoor furniture alone and the outdoor furniture - tho chewed - is protected. Also, the cement does their nails for me;p
To be fair my dog liked to take a nibble out of most of the things in my house too. I have a binder of his pics called A Bite out of Life. I used that binder cuz he took a bite out of it.
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Damn, Joe Jonas is HOT.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
They look like they won't age well.
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This Jonas Brothers Farting Dog shit sounds wrong on so many levels. And I wouldn't take second billing to a dog's ass queefs.
Missy!
We bunny huggers are certainly an interesting lot! My sis, who has a rott and a shepard, always marvels at the crap i put up with! "If that was a dog..." I do not own anything that doesn't have a hole chewed in it, if i want to keep something in one piece, it stays upstairs, i prepare two fresh salads daily FOR THEM..etc..etc..
angel_i,
Oh see, when it comes to Max, i am a schmuck! I must have rehabbed and rehomed at least 30 buns in my time...ears, nails, shots, meds, the works...but if "His Majesty" doesn't like it, i don't do it! I even take him in every 4 weeks to have his "nails did"....
On topic: meh.
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OMG Sorry. I"m quite verbose today. I should take it to the streets already.
Team Jonas. WTF? If they want to make a ninety minute movie out of a 10 page (or whatever) children's book and obliterate their careers forever and ever, more power to them!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 11:59am.
Angel_i,
Color me jellus! Max is no snuggler!!
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Um...I kinda trained her. And a little bit her genes, too...She was one of twelve - I had her dad (Lucy! LIE TELLERS!) and her mom. Her mom was a fuller size noise maker. She was actually scary at first. BITCHAY! And her dad was a lover! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE that bunny - that was all he ever thunk about. He would always be coming up to me asking for snuggles. Well, when he wasn't tryna fuck Samantha.
Actually - he snuggled her lots too. They did almost everything together.
When Princess Runtellabella (What?! Don't judge!) came into the world she was a squealer. She was SO funny - whenever one of us giants would walk in the room she would run (well, flop around at first) and squeal and if you picked her up she'd squeal and squeal. It's a longer story - but I'd grab her and just find her pressure points, you know? Now she LUVS me.
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hi angel....it is a cute book, but it is short....how the fuck will they drag it into a 90 minute movie?
it will be TORTURE.
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KD,
The biggest no-no for buns is Iceburg Lettuce.
The dark greens (spinach/kale/mustard) ok, but small qty. Romaine/Endive/Escorole are good.
I never tried the Special K. Thanks!
Bunny crack in my house is dried cranberries.
Angel_i,
Color me jellus! Max is no snuggler!!
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@PSL:
I, myself, have never read them - so I dunno. I figured it was something I didn't have to monitor too much;p They showed me the cover and all I could muster was O. Ha.ha.ha.
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it is a funny book, but HOW will they turn it into a 2 hr movie? *rolls eyes*
Joe Jonas is gorgeous, the other 2 are fug as hell.
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Oh, and Clarisse- my bunny loves the dried strawberries is the berry Special K. Try it!
On topic- this could also be posted under "eyebrow situation".
Clarisse- I read that you aren't supposed to give bunnies lettuce and maybe spinach because it gives them gas and that could be painful, or something like that, so I don't give my bunny (his name is Butón, spanish for button) much greens.
Submitted by loric on October 28, 2008 - 11:09am.
IMO, these "role" models teach kids to be superficial and self absorbed. I know it may be shocking, but I actually want my daughter to care about other people.
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I will agree with you on that. I do notice that when my kid gets into watching these shows (most notable when she goes to a friend's house where they have cable) that I have to work extra hard with her attitude. She really does start emulating - and she doesn't notice! But like I always say: Every struggle is an opportunity for learning. The cool thing is that I think she's developing an awareness that there's more than one way to be and she's making conscious decisions about her role in society.
She's definitely learning that if she acts like a snot, she'll get treated like one and she doesn't like THAT at all. Also, now I have references. I can say: Who are you? Sharpe? (from HS musical) and she'll snap out of it cuz we've talked lots about what a skank that character is (no, not in those words).
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I just had the BEST bunny snuggle! I love it when she snuggles me like that - sometimes she's all "lemme go, lemme go!" but just now she just sunk in. I LOVE THAT!
PS. MY bun bun is half the size of her dwarf daddy.
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Oh my gawd!!! Teeny tiny dwarf bunneh farts!!!!
Anyway...what? Oh...I think if their diet is good, then no pootin. Maximus does it when he gets brocolli. Not good for him, but he lurves it.
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Clarisse- I've never noticed any of my bunnies farting! He's a dwarf, though, so maybe his farts are really small, too!
Submitted by missy on October 28, 2008 - 11:21am.
LOL!!!!!!!
Damn woman i miss all your fun parties dont I?!
Ummmm I know nothing about the restrooms at the W Hotel on Lexington. So dont ask me about it ok?
Ive never done it in there ok? Not even after four drinks and role playing with my boy friend.
I have never heard anything about that. Ok?
LMAO!
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snowpiece,
No...not the Herb...maybe bunny farts do smell, but being only 5 lbs, it's a teeeeeny smell?
I have a feeling I am going to offend Maximus tonight..."Git over here and lemme smell yur butt!"
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Submitted by LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 11:18am.
I have totally had sexy times in wendy's bathrooms... theyre always the single locking rooms!!
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_Submitted by cornpone on October 28, 2008 - 11:15am.
really. REALLY?! could we think of any more shameless way to make a buck?
Three dollar rim jobs in a bathroom at Wendy's?
ewwwwwwwwww Im sorry i said that!
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I smell an Oscar! Oh, wait...
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Submitted by missy on October 28, 2008 - 11:00am.
Heres a classic for you: (the fun starts at 4:00)
They were lip-syncing up til the guitar-smashing! Yeah, the old Who was great.
really. REALLY?! could we think of any more shameless way to make a buck?
loric and who doesn't love Spongebob? the managing partner at my firm, one of the smartest people I have ever met loves freaking Sponge Bob!
LOL I have to share my fave SB story, when my niece was younger maybe 5? she came to me one day all serious and asked me "Auntie? Is SpongBob made of cheese?" OMFG I'm laughing now, LOL
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Hahahaha! I know missy! Tommy Smother is like "WTF is going on?" then tries to play along.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 11:03am.
That song brings moisture to my sockets of sight!
There was this song on Family Ties that was playing MJ Fox was slow dancing with his IRL wife i think.... It makes me have emotionals on the level that Have A little Faith does.
I try to find its!
Oh HELLO THAR! HAR IT IS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4odHVfF5E&feature=related
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I love in the end when Pete grabs his guitar out of smothers hands WELL after the song is over and smashes it again and again :D
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3 douches, 1 fart
5 is young - to even care, really...but I smell a rebellion coming on!
Seriously, tho - I let my kid watch but I give her my honest opinions.
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When she gets older, I'll let her have more of a say of what she wants to watch. Right now, she loves Spongebob, Patrick and Scooby Doo. I just don't like anything Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/insert any other flavor of the month tart stand for. A lot of the "role" models for girls-to be blunt-suck. I just want her to know that there is more to life than Bratz dolls, Hannah Montana and any other flavor of the moment. IMO, these "role" models teach kids to be superficial and self absorbed. I know it may be shocking, but I actually want my daughter to care about other people.
Ok, I'll step off my soap box now. =)
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LMAO Clarisse, it cant be THE HERB!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 11:03am.
Have a Little Faith is one of the best songs EVER created.
Nice! I have that CD. He's never gotten the wide recognition he deserves.
Oh I can't stand these three little no-talent twerps and their weird eyebrows. If Pete Townsend isn't available to smash a guitar over their heads, I'm sure there of plenty of people who will gladly do so. Someone, please!!
@LoLO:
Zappa explains A LOT!;p
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Great video Missy! I never get tired of watching that performance!
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Snowy,
That's the booze and drugs smellin up you pooter ray.
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